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Something’s Burning: Drinking Ladies Drinks and Tattooing Man Stuff with AlexSucks | S5 E12
Tue, 13 May 2025
All four members of the band, ALEXSUCKS, come by the kitchen for corn dogs, French 75s, and tattooing that could definitely go aggressively wrong. Follow ALEXSUCKS: https://www.instagram.com/alexsucks This episode is brought to you by Tastemade. Try Tastemade+ free for 7 days right now at https://tastemade.com/BURNING SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg Stream LUCKY on Netflix https://www.netflix.com/title/81713944 PERMISSION TO PARTY WORLD TOUR is on sale now: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What are French 75 cocktails?
No, actually, he was like, yeah, we used to be cool, and then he just went Hollywood on me. I'm getting that one. He's not here. Yes, he's here. No. This is perfect timing. He has to come in for a second.
Owen, come on in.
I think he's grabbing. But no, Owen was like, that's my cousin. I was like, yeah, for sure. And he's like, nah, I'm for real. That's my cousin. And I was like, what? And then I hung up and then went and looked. And you guys, I had to make sure that you followed him to make sure he wasn't bullshitting me.
Come here, come here, come here.
I'm over here. Is there any more chairs or anything?
This is such a weird crossover. What the fuck?
What up, big dog? What's up, baby? How are you, bro? I was trying to tell him about... He was showing us your rap.
And I thought we could probably play acoustic and get some old school Hop Hobson out here. Those days are not behind you. First of all, you were fucking great. You were great. No bullshit. Just give me one line off of an old song.
What was the one song you played us? Do you know what the name of it was?
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Chapter 2: How to make corndogs and other snacks?
It's a tough market to get into with booze is beer because people know their beer, but it's kind of a fun beer. All right, you ready for this?
Travis has fucking T-Swift. He's good. He's chilling. It's the best beer ever.
Wow, look at that. Look at that.
What is that?
A Snickers. It's a Snickers. I'll tell you what I'd like to do with that. It's a Snickers. Here.
Johnny wants to put his cock in it.
I mean, you don't. Look at that.
Imagine doing a bump out of that.
A Snickers bump. A Snickers bump. Here we go. I'm good on that. I appreciate that. Only one? Yes, please. Thank you. Snickers?
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Chapter 5: How do the hosts feel about airport drinking?
Chapter 6: What hilarious stories do the band members share?
Chapter 7: What happens when they discuss celebrity encounters?
Listen to this. Speaking of the travel day, we're heading to the airport. I don't even know if Quinn knows this. Quinn books our flights. They put us all together. On the way to the airport, he's like, dude, what's going on?
Why am I not sitting with you guys? Mind you, none of us are, like, talking. It's like we're just sitting there on our phones, and he's just out of nowhere. He's like, what the fuck? Why am I so far away from you guys? And we're like, what? Changed his seat. Yeah, but he made it sound like... Like I didn't. He gaslit us. Oh, you fucking prick.
No one even asked him about it. He was just like, what the fuck?
And he sits by himself. Why am I not sitting with all you guys? How did I get put in first class?
Literally. Well, this isn't cool, man. We're a band. I know. I need to talk to him. I need to talk to Quinn. This is not cool. It's crazy, though, because the shit he lies about is just dumb. And I was like, I saw you do it. I saw you do it. And I did not see him do it. He's like, no, you didn't. Why would I do that? Keep drilling it into him? The smile starts to come out.
He starts laughing, busted.
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