Awkward Tuesday: Enhancement Anxiety

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What is the listener’s dilemma about his girlfriend’s desire for plastic surgery?

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Cindy said I had to choose between the truth and my family, and I had to choose the truth.
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Jonas Brothers 2:52
If you're a guy and your girlfriend tells you she wants to get plastic surgery, you have a very thin line that you have to walk.
Carrie Brownstein 3:01
Okay. Okay.
Jonas Brothers 3:01
You can't sound too excited because that seems like you don't like the way that she looks.
Meg Stalter 3:06
That's a good point.
Corey (Parks) 3:07
Yeah.
Jonas Brothers 3:07
But you can't sound too against it either, cause then you're a jerk who doesn't support her.
Corey (Parks) 3:12
Yeah. Yeah. And you you can't
Jonas Brothers 3:13
have no opinion either, 'cause then it sounds like you just don't care.
Corey (Parks) 3:16
Yeah, it's a good point.
Jonas Brothers 3:18
And one of our listeners thought that he'd handled the news like a champ. His girlfriend was happy. They seemed closer than ever until he got a major surprise that has him wondering, how do I undo what I just did without making her mad? Uh-uh.
Bowden (call guest) 3:34
Yikes.
Jonas Brothers 3:34
We're gonna hear it and try to help out in your brand new awkward Tuesday phone call next.
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It's awkward.
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It's Tuesday.
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It's awkward Tuesday phone call.
Jonas Brothers 3:47
Brooke, before you and Michael were married, what's the best present that he ever got you? Was it the dish rack that he bought for Christmas or the twenty pack of Walmart compression socks after your first pregnancy scare?
Meg Stalter 4:01
I mean, he's just so romantic. You know, it's hard to choose one.

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