Laser Stories (5/13/26)
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What unique format does Laser Stories use for delivering weird news?
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A stick of gum that makes your mouth smell like an open fish market. So now celibacy seems like it's your choice. That's right. It's all thanks to laser stories. It's the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. Those other tuna-tonguers just don't. This first laser story is out of Florida. All right. The other night, a 37-year-old woman named Kayla Burris was inside her home with her sleeping baby when she heard a loud noise on her screen porch that was steadily getting louder. That's not good. Her mind raced to the worst possible situation, that there were intruders trying to break into her sliding glass door, but she wasn't sure.
So before calling 911, she ran over to the window and looked outside and could not believe what she saw.
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