Loser Line (7/13/26)
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I'd say probably start bone smashing. That doesn't work. Make it look more defined. They say it works. I don't know.
Listen to Skyline Drive How to Live Forever on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, girl. What's up with you? Wait a minute. Is this the right number? It's the loser line. Come on. Just call me back.
If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this. Let's say someone approaches you when you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey, do you like bagels? Because you're definitely bagels.
That's so good. Bagels. I didn't like that one.
Whatever you do, don't tell him that you have a gluten allergy and sneeze directly into his pineapple marg.
Hey, that cost me 18 bucks.
Instead, tell him that you want to hang out sometimes so you can smother him with love and cream cheese. And that's when you slide him the number to the loser line so hopefully he calls it and leaves an awkward voicemail. We can play over the air. Voicemails like this one.
Next message. Hey, it's Kyle. We met Friday over at... You said I should call, so here I am. And I want to apologize... if I seem distracted, it's, um, this guy at the other end of the bar who looked exactly like me. I mean, exactly. And, uh, I just, I didn't tell you cause I didn't want you to freak out or anything, but yeah, me and this dude, um, we kept making eye contact all night and like eventually I had to leave. Cause maybe if he's like from the matrix and he has come back just to learn my style and then take over my identity in some other kind of future dimension or something like that would be screwed up. Uh, Not like I believe in that, but that's for whack jobs to figure out. Yeah, so, okay, if you want to grab dinner sometime, just say so.
Thanks. Next message. Wow. How could that woman give this man the loser line?
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–1:45
2
How do hosts introduce the show and set the tone?
1:45–8:54
3
What is the Loser Line and how does it work?
8:54–9:06
4
What instructions do hosts give for using the Loser Line at the bar?
9:06–11:58
5
Which awkward voicemail from the Loser Line describes a 'Matrix' doppelgänger?
11:58–12:07