Loser Line (7/13/26)

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Brooke and Jeffrey 12 min 6 speakers 5 chapters transcribed 2 months ago
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Shirley Strawberry 0:00
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Jake Brennan 1:45
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I'm Mungish Atigular, and I'm back with a new season of my podcast, Skyline Drive. This time I talk to scientists, biopunks, curmudgeons, blues owners, super seniors, and Goa's top cryotherapy lab to try to understand this obsession with living forever and what it means for all of us. And I get into a bit of trouble along the way.
Stacey Dales 2:21
I'd say probably start bone smashing. That doesn't work. Make it look more defined. They say it works. I don't know.
Unknown 2:27
Listen to Skyline Drive How to Live Forever on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, girl. What's up with you? Wait a minute. Is this the right number? It's the loser line. Come on. Just call me back.
Jonas Brothers 2:42
If you haven't heard the loser line before, it works like this. Let's say someone approaches you when you're out at the club and uses this charming pickup line on you. Hey, do you like bagels? Because you're definitely bagels.
Brooke (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:00
That's so good. Bagels. I didn't like that one.
Jonas Brothers 3:04
Whatever you do, don't tell him that you have a gluten allergy and sneeze directly into his pineapple marg.
Brooke (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:10
Hey, that cost me 18 bucks.
Jonas Brothers 3:13
Instead, tell him that you want to hang out sometimes so you can smother him with love and cream cheese. And that's when you slide him the number to the loser line so hopefully he calls it and leaves an awkward voicemail. We can play over the air. Voicemails like this one.
Brooke (Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning) 3:26
Next message. Hey, it's Kyle. We met Friday over at... You said I should call, so here I am. And I want to apologize... if I seem distracted, it's, um, this guy at the other end of the bar who looked exactly like me. I mean, exactly. And, uh, I just, I didn't tell you cause I didn't want you to freak out or anything, but yeah, me and this dude, um, we kept making eye contact all night and like eventually I had to leave. Cause maybe if he's like from the matrix and he has come back just to learn my style and then take over my identity in some other kind of future dimension or something like that would be screwed up. Uh, Not like I believe in that, but that's for whack jobs to figure out. Yeah, so, okay, if you want to grab dinner sometime, just say so.
Jonas Brothers 4:34
Thanks. Next message. Wow. How could that woman give this man the loser line?

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