Masked Speaker: The Tinder Dodger

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Brooke and Jeffrey 12 min 14 speakers 8 chapters transcribed 1 month ago
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Who is the mysterious “Cora” and why is she introduced as the masked speaker?

Unknown 0:00
Hey Portlandia fans.
Carrie Brownstein 0:01
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armison here.
Unknown 0:03
The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.
Carrie Brownstein 0:06
We're launching Podlandia AO Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.
Fred Armisen (ad/clip) - Not a show guest 0:18
And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Chrysler, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.
Carrie Brownstein 0:30
Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvise, not just words, but a song. Well, I
Kyle MacLachlan 0:35
thought you were all gonna write a song too.
Carrie Brownstein 0:37
I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia, AAO Rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Hayes Davenport 0:49
Hey, this is Hayes Davenport. And Sean Clemens. We host the podcast Hollywood Handbook. Every episode we're trying to help our guests improve their careers by mainly focusing on how they can help us improve our careers.
Paulie (Paul Pabst) 1:00
The show's famously super accessible, so you can easily jump into any of our 650 episodes and understand what's going on.
Hayes Davenport 1:06
We recommend some of our recent episodes with Ben Stiller, Danny McBride, Riz Ahmed, and Mary Steenbergen.
Paulie (Paul Pabst) 1:11
Listen to Hollywood Handbook on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Nick Turturro 1:17
I'm Nick Tutoro. You probably know me from NYPD Blue, The Longest Yard, or Spike Lee's Black Klansman. And on my new podcast, Delivering Happiness with Nick Tutoro, I deliver pizza to a new guest.
Savannah James 1:28
I've shared a slice with everyone, from Seth Rollins. What are you doing, my belt, to Bill Burr. I don't think I've ever met somebody so exactly out of their mind as I am.
Nick Turturro 1:38
And now we even have more great guests coming up, including the great John DeTuro.
Unknown 1:42
It's called Happiness. Delivering Happiness.
Nick Turturro 1:45
And many, many more. Open your free Hi-Hot Radio app, search Delivering Happiness with Nick DeTuturo, and listen now.
Chelsea Handler 1:51
This is Chelsea Handler from Dear Chelsea.

What happened during the Spanish Tinder date that set off the whole story?

Chelsea Handler 1:54
Every week the news gets worse, the world gets crazier, and Yamanika is here to tell whoever's responsible you're the problem.
Sam Jay 2:01
Do you know I just found out who Sydney Sweeney was? If he got a bunch of women, then I should have a bunch of men. Do better or do less so I don't have to do so much. I'm Yamonika and I'm out. Listen to You're the Problem with Yamanika on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Nancy Glass 2:22
I'm Nancy Glass, host of the Burden of Guilt season three podcast. This is a story about a horrendous situation that destroyed two families. It's a scorched earth war that shows just how far someone will go to get what they want.
Paul (Paulie) 2:37
Cindy said I had to choose between the truth and my family, and I had to choose the truth.
Nancy Glass 2:43
Listen to season three of Burden of Guilt on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Corey 2:53
You don't?
Jonas Brothers 2:55
A confession I can't take back.
Corey 2:57
I am...
Jonas Brothers 3:00
The masked speed. Text the seven eight five nine two says, I'm a hiring manager and I've definitely thrown resumes into the trash just cause the applicant has the same name as one of my exes.
Carrie Brownstein 3:13
Oh damn Ouch.
Jonas Brothers 3:15
It's amazing how just one bad egg can completely ruin a name for everyone else. Hey little boy, what's your name? Oh Adolf? Wow. Excuse me. I need to get off this plane.
Meg Stalter 3:29
I I was thinking Brad and you went real dark.
Jonas Brothers 3:32
But in this segment, we let people choose fake names for themselves. That way we can't judge them until we hear their secret first. And right now we have a woman on the line who's chosen to go by Cora today, a name which gives me good vibes, because Cora is the name of the Countess in Downton Abbey.
Corey 3:47
Oh
Jonas Brothers 3:48
So Cora Welcome to the show
Jose Balano 3:51
Cora, you better have an accent.
Unknown 3:52
Yeah.

Why did the bathroom lock up at the soccer stadium and how did the host get trapped?

Unknown 3:53
Hello. Thank you for having me here.
Meg Stalter 3:55
But the voice gender is kinda like an
Jonas Brothers 3:57
almost as regal as Countess Crawley.
Meg Stalter 3:59
I wanted her to say Cheerio, but you know, it's fine.
Jonas Brothers 4:03
Oh. Off to an interesting start. The voice changer is on. Cora, you're the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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