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Brooke and Jeffrey

Phone Tap: Facebook B-Day Friends

01 Oct 2025

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Chapter 1: What prank are the hosts pulling for the birthday celebration?

0.031 - 1.493 Dani Shapiro

Hi, I'm Dani Shapiro.

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1.854 - 6.762 Brooke

We were in the car, like a rolling stone came on, and he said, there's a line in there about your mother.

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6.802 - 8.124 Dani Shapiro

And I said, what?

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8.765 - 20.284 Brooke

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20.264 - 31.995 Dani Shapiro

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Chapter 2: How do the hosts explain their unique phone tap concept?

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75.9 - 78.644 Dr. Laurie Santos

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79.425 - 99.098 Brooke

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Chapter 3: What unexpected reactions do the hosts encounter during the call?

100.941 - 106.549 Brooke

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Chapter 4: Who is the birthday person being pranked and how do they respond?

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169.372 - 178.927 Brooke

It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning, and on this show, we pride ourselves on coming up with pranks that are unique, different, and highly creative. Yeah. But not this one.

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179.788 - 184.615 Brooke

We've done this idea three different times to three different people already.

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184.635 - 186.298 Jeff

You know what? If it's Brooke, don't fix it, Jeff.

186.318 - 196.033 Brooke

Yeah, because it's simple, and we always get a funny reaction where we call someone and say, we're one of his 800 Facebook friends, and we want to wish him a happy birthday.

196.053 - 198.115 Jeff

Yeah. I do love this concept. It really is.

198.135 - 208.628 Brooke

Even though we've never actually met before or even spoken to them, they are super important in our lives. And that's what we do in your phone tap right now.

208.648 - 210.29 Jeff

It's another phone tap. Weekday mornings on the 20s.

Chapter 5: What surprises does the prank reveal about the caller's identity?

219.061 - 236.171 Brooke

Oh, my God. Thanks. Who's this? It's your birthday, man. Yeah, it is. Yeah. Not at work. It's Clint from Facebook. So you work at Facebook?

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236.191 - 238.755 Unknown

I'm a little confused.

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238.775 - 249.912 Brooke

No, that's good. No, you accepted my friend request in 2015. Remember? I don't. Oh, well, don't worry. I remember. I sure do. It was highlight of my year, actually.

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251.198 - 252.521 Unknown

Okay, so you're being serious?

Chapter 6: How do the hosts escalate the prank with additional surprises?

252.541 - 273.021 Brooke

100%. And by the way, those Cabo pics that you posted from your trip in 2022, that looked like such a good time. You have to tell me, like, how was that hotel? Hey, Clint. Yeah. I'm at work right now, so maybe you could send the birthday greeting on Facebook, since that's how we know each other.

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273.301 - 289.727 Brooke

I know I've done that in other years, so I just thought, this time, why not just call you up directly and, like, wish you happy birthday face-to-face? Put a little personal touch on it. Well, we're on the phone, but... Right. Well, sorry, you know what I mean. Yeah, that's you. You're always calling me out. I love that about you.

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289.977 - 309.961 Brooke

You and I have never had an interaction, pal, so you've got to put yourself in my shoes. This is a little unnerving, getting a call from somebody I don't know who says they know me from Facebook, and I can't be sure. I hear you loud and clear there, pal, but again, you're saying that we're not friends. We are Facebook friends. That doesn't mean so much to me. It sounds like it means more to you.

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310.341 - 311.523 Brooke

Well, yeah, it does.

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Chapter 7: What humorous moments occur as the prank unfolds?

311.583 - 336.35 Brooke

Actually, you know who it means probably the most to is Deb. I don't know if you're joking with me right now. You don't remember Deb? You became Facebook friends with her in 2013. Hey, Clint, if I tell you I don't remember somebody, I'm not lying to you. I don't know who. I don't know Deb. Well, I have a little surprise for you, bud. Hey, Deb. Deb. I don't. No. Deb. I don't want to talk to you.

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336.49 - 341.943 Brooke

Get over here. I don't want to talk to anybody. Hey. You're not going to believe who is on the phone right now. What? Who?

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Chapter 8: How does the prank conclude and what is the birthday person's final reaction?

342.203 - 344.686 Brooke

It's Rodney from Facebook. No. What?

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344.706 - 345.107 Hari Kondabolu

I'm at work.

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345.427 - 373.867 Brooke

Rodney? Rodney. Yeah, it's his birthday. Oh, my God. Happy birthday, Rodney. Hey, Rodney. Oh, my God. Hey, it's Deb. Hi. I don't know you. What? When Clint said he was gonna surprise you with this, I was like, I'm in! Did he tell you that I don't know him either? I don't know either one of you. I don't know why you're making this call. He's just as funny as he is on Facebook. Yeah, what'd he say?

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374.107 - 396.714 Brooke

He said he didn't know us. Like, I haven't liked every one of his pictures for the last five years. Man, I'm not even on, I haven't been on my Facebook account in three years. Like, who's even using Facebook? Okay, you can stop joking around now. It's just us. Like, we didn't just get the notification that it's your birthday. Duh, only the closest friends get that. No, everybody gets that.

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396.814 - 421.464 Brooke

Everybody that you love. Yeah, sure. Listen, I'm at freaking work right now, and I don't have time for this, man. Okay, so do you want us to, like, come over so that we can all celebrate together? No. I mean, I know Deb's not supposed to drink anymore on her lunch breaks, but she could probably make an exception this time, right, Deb? Party! All right. So I've just cleared up.

421.484 - 430.397 Brooke

You still work at that insurance place, right, over on 45th? What? We'll meet you out in the parking lot. Oh, right next to your blue Acura.

430.417 - 430.757 Jeff

What's happening?

430.838 - 450.587 Brooke

Oh, my God. Party by his blue Acura. How the f*** do you know what I drive? We'll be there in like 20 minutes just chanting your name. You'll be able to hear us. Rodney! Rodney! Rodney! I'll be drinking some mugs! Good! I don't know how you guys know where I work or what I drive, but this is completely f***ed up. I want to be clear with you.

450.967 - 457.518 Brooke

I do not want you coming to my place of employment, and I don't even want you on my Facebook. Okay, okay.

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