Acronyms, But Better
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What is this episode of Distractible about?
Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractible, this episode. Bronzed Bob becomes Rorschach and Batman, butchers Le Francais and attempts to improve annoying abbreviations. Wasteful Wade gets blown off by support, collects frozen feces, sniffs of fists, and advises dicking. Maneuverable Mark clears colossal poops, evokes empathy, and gets crusty. with blood-sucking boners, from shit-talking to telekinetic porn. Yes! It's time for Acronyms But Better. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Who are the hosts and how does the podcast format work?
Hello and welcome back to Distractable, the result of a science experiment gone horribly right. My name is Bob and I will be your host for today because I won the last episode because the way that this works is I host, two other people compete, you'll meet them in a second. Whoever wins hosts the next one and I don't host the next one, I compete in the next one. But don't worry because I'll probably win it and then I'll host the one after that because I win a lot because I'm really funny and really good at this. Anyway, my competitors for today, as per usual, will be Mark and Wade. Hello. Hey. I know we've done this hundreds of times at this point. I still say it has never not felt weird to me to introduce you guys as if anyone who's a part of this doesn't already know who you are from other stuff. But there have been.
There have been documented cases of people that don't know any of us from our content who has found this podcast through other means of podcast platforms and has found this to be an enjoyable experience despite not knowing who we are. And man, oh man, am I tired of making those accounts.
That's what I was going to say. That feels like a Wade move. It feels exactly like Wade's approach to everything. I know on the subreddit, it's always you. Every week, there's new posts from new accounts. I love Wade. He's the funniest one. I preesh. I big preesh. Even if those accounts are me, I appreciate them. He doesn't understand that I'm mocking him. You forget that it's you. I have such a bad memory that even if it was me, I wouldn't remember. It's like 50 first dates for me on the subreddit. 50 first dates with myself. Oh, what a beautiful story. Self-love's important. Why is Adam Sandler here? I don't know. Anyway, what's the other thing we do? Mall talk? I got some.
It's serendipitous that this occurred right at the launch of a new generation of cards, but my computer suddenly started working properly again. After I had bought the hardware for a brand new computer build that I was going to replace it with.
Wait. I don't know what I did with my hand, but wait. Do you know Mr. Card? Because I need one of these 5090s and I don't know how to get one. I've never bought a card new. No, you don't need one. Do you have a 4090? I do, but my monitors, man. The monitor issue, I think, is because literally even the 4090 was not meant to handle these monitors. Yes, it was. it only does once every three weeks with the lunar cycle i get my three monitors working i gotta tell you all you gotta do is be patient and threaten it by getting a new computer and being like i'm gonna replace you and then your old computer will start working again because that's what happened to me i will rip you apart piece by piece and beat you with a hammer well no it's not about no that's not it yeah that's
You got to replace them and you got to take the action to do it. And then I'll replace you because my technology luck goes exactly the opposite way. I'm impatient and I am obsessed with just looking at the new thing, the next big thing. And I'm always I'm always like, oh, I don't really need like I will need a computer. Like it still works. But like I'm all what if I just get one a little bit early because there's this new thing and I want to go through all this and I'll get a computer and then I'll be like, Well, I don't have to build it. I'll do it when the timing is right. And then I'll go to turn my computer on the next day and it'll just explode into a huge cloud of sparks and fire.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is this episode of Distractible about?
0:00–0:44
2
Who are the hosts and how does the podcast format work?
0:44–5:20
3
Why is Bob frustrated with his computer setup?
5:20–8:20
4
How can you fix the issue with multiple monitors?
8:20–16:48
5
How does Mark suggest buying computer hardware?
16:48–27:23
6
Why do some acronyms need fixing?
27:23–32:02
7
What is the story behind the acronym SMH?
32:02–53:44