Best of P*ssed Off: Part 1 (Compilation)
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What are the different perspectives on using chapstick?
From being peeved to incandescent, yes, it's time for Best of Pissed Off, Part 1. I can't think of anything that relates to like sunscreen, lotion, and tissues. No, it's right there. It's right there. Uh, if I had a one word clue, it would probably be seasonal. I feel like this is a thing I've just either have never heard of or don't use is where I'm at right now. I'd be shocked. You've, yeah, you've heard of this. You've heard of it. You've probably seen it used more recently than you think. Chapstick? It is. And I put some on while you were doing this. How the actual fuck is chapstick related to lotion or sunscreen? Those are liquids! Well, I could see it being related to that.
Also, how was that not a container full of chapstick? You completely got me off of anything that was like lotion or deodorant or chapstick when you said it wasn't a plastic container filled with something!
Did he ask that question? Yes! I asked if it was a container and his answer was, oh, not really. I don't think of it like that. No, the primary part of it is not a container. The primary part of chapstick is the chapstick. It is a container filled with a material. We've all, I don't know. I went through it. Mark and I went through it. We did the best we could with that, man. I didn't hear that question.
How do pets impact our daily lives and responsibilities?
I didn't hear that one. Also, I get you on the wet one, but I'm going to go ahead and say the bodily ablution one was also a bad answer. You use that at any point in time, primarily in public, because usually it's when you're outside. You don't use that during a bodily ablution. That depends. I use it when my lips are chapped. I don't use it as a preventative. I use it after my lips are chapped. You don't keep it. Also, I'm just going to say, you probably don't keep it in the bathroom. Probably don't even specifically keep it in the kitchen as much as you keep it. That's why I was saying that one. You keep it wherever you keep your keys. which is for a lot of people, the entryway or the mudroom. I keep ChapStick in our medicine cabinets.
So like our medicine cabinet in the bathroom, I've got ChapStick in the kitchen. We've got ChapStick. Well, that's why I called that one out specifically. That's why I said. I feel like the container one totally shut off the realm of a bottle of lotion. It was a tough question. Like you could see how it's a tough question to answer. It's not. No, I don't actually. If you asked me if ChapStick is a container, I would say yes, it has a container. Because it has a lid. I think my answer was it's not primarily a container because the primary part of chapstick is the stuff you use. No, you said that about something else. Specifically, I wrote down that you said I know kind of I don't think of it as a container.
I don't.
What frustrations arise from gas station pricing tactics?
I mean, it is a it is specifically a plastic tube containing the chapstick. It kinda is, yeah, I get that, I get that. Or a thing of lip balm in a little container, which, by the way, could be made of metal, but that one's not that strong of an argument. Okay, you know, I wasn't thinking of the little handheld lip balm. That was a fair item, but I do feel like a couple of those questions really fucked me. Pets. Honestly, don't get me started on pets. Pets are a bigger responsibility than anyone would have you know. Pets, they're cute, they're cuddly, they're fun, sure. But nobody wants to talk about what pets actually need. Money for vet bills, leaky anal glands. So you gotta take them to the vet once every month or two and have someone stick their fingers up their ass to release their anal glands.
Because apparently that's a fucking thing they don't teach them. Oh, I want a cute little puppy. No, you fucking don't. You're going to gel up your fingers and shove them up Fido's ass? Well, someone has to because anal glands get clogged. It's disgusting. Oh, and then they get older. We outlive our pets. That's really sad. It sucks losing pets. Been there, done that. They don't train you for that shit either. But when they get old, it's not all cute, cuddly, fun games. No, I'm learning that cats stop using the litter box and they shit on the floor and they drag their ass.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are the different perspectives on using chapstick?
0:00–1:19
2
How do pets impact our daily lives and responsibilities?
1:19–2:34
3
What frustrations arise from gas station pricing tactics?
2:34–3:46
4
How do we feel about the emotional toll of losing pets?
3:46–4:56
5
What are the challenges of kids having cell phones?
4:56–7:01
6
How do we debate the right way to pour cereal?
7:01–9:03
7
What are the humorous side effects of fast eating?
9:03–10:08
8
How do different personalities influence group discussions?
10:08–27:03