Mark Prepared For This
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What is the theme of this episode?
Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractible, this episode. Massacring Mark threatens a micro-knifing, plays a trailer, points out ploom-boom poisoning, and butthole biology. Bizarre Bob gets goosey, and Agent Anus doesn't get wood, recollects eating chalky octopi and tungsten tootsies. Whittling Wade talks melting piles and crouching crabs, antagonising the Arbiter and Riz's radiologists. From dominating Cincinnati to crispy babies. Yes! It's time for Mark Prepared for This. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
I pretty much assume that if you're somewhere where you're on a voice call and it's being transmitted, there's no reason to think that that's not being watched if someone really wanted to. Like, I know there are end-to-end encrypted services, which, besides Super, is not, as far as I know. But even then, it's all managed by someone.
How do secure connections work?
Someone, some greasy code monkey somewhere has a computer where they could just pull it up if they so chose.
The only way to get a... secure connection is to own the fiber from one point to the other. And what I discovered recently is AT&T offers that as a service. They will run the fiber from one to another place, a new line all the way using old conduits and stuff, but a new line all the way from one building to another to do that. And I asked like, whoa, why would that be for? And they say like police stations do it all the time. Secure government buildings do it all the time because they need no one to be able to get in that or have any other. So AT&T or whoever does the internet, they build it and then they hand off all the equipment. So it is a thing that can be done. We just don't have anywhere close to the resources to be able to do that.
how expensive would a cross-country distractible fiber wine be oh probably in budget right we need a few more sponsors but we'll get there if you lived in cincinnati then we would just need cross a couple county lines fiber one secure yes delicious no well fiber one's tasty
Not the one that we're using for our connection. I don't think that's Fiber One. I think that's just regular. You know what? Was that quoting a commercial?
Yeah, it's the Fiber One and Fiber Brownies. Is that D2 Steel you're shining in my face? Get that bullshit out of here.
It's just on my desk now. It's not serving any purpose except being on my desk.
Bowling Green State University-ass Steel. Get that out of here. Are we? Is this the episode? Are we going? Is this it?
Yeah, we're going. this is like the weirdest snl cold open that's ever happened anyway hi you've been listening for a little bit but welcome to distractible this is the podcast that you love or else you're gonna get a face full of this just like me and my 22 it's very threatening and deadly i don't know i i swear to god people who are into guns just selectively hear things because that on on the
on the subreddit you in no uncertain terms you were like I am never going to even aim this at another living thing I do not own any of these for any purpose other than shooting paper or wood or whatever metal targets and all of the very first everyone heard Mark say the word gun and rushed to the subreddit and was like you're never going to kill someone with that Mark you gotta get a full bucket and don't worry about it you're never gonna kill someone i know how to kill someone you gotta get a nine millimeter if you want to kill as many people as quickly as possible nine millimeter don't worry i'm getting tweets of like we gotta get mark in touch with a gun guy i know one you gotta get mark out to demo ranch so he could blow up some m4 able and abrams his tanks is with his uh no it's like they only heard the two first words he said and then none of the rest of the discussion but yeah it was a bunch of seagulls that heard gone gone gone
And like, what was hilarious about it is that is the every single person who made a big like essay about that. And, you know, I respect the trying. That's fine. I'm not blaming that. But every single one of them said the exact same thing that the people in the gun store said. The exact same. It was like I was at the gun store again. Like, oh, yeah. Great. That's all the same account.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the theme of this episode?
0:00–1:06
2
How do secure connections work?
1:06–24:53
3
Why is lead considered dangerous?
24:53–30:46
4
What are the health impacts of lead exposure?
30:46–37:38
5
Are sharks considered fish?
37:38–41:02
6
How accurate are the podcast's scientific facts?
41:02–57:44