Peekaboo!
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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible. This episode, One-Eyed Wade loses his beamer, goes blue with envy, tosses terribly, and flosses with the Ferrers. Basement Bob's baby flops and flushes hard. He then sends seed skyward and goes west side. Manacled Mark has ad guilt, gets wet with Houdini, refunds a handy, and starts a sing-along. From witness protection to snatch synonyms. Yes! It's time for Peek-A-Boo. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I am today's host, Wade, because I finally won again. I say the word finally because I don't remember the last time I won. It could have been two in a row. I might have hosted and given myself the win. Can't remember, but I feel like it's been a while. Therefore, good job me.
I don't know why, but I thought you were doing a bit. I thought you said that the way Colin Mochrie says his news reporter names. You were like, I'm your host, Wade, because I won again.
I'm Wade a second, and I'll tell ya. Wade, that's the wrong hole. Lars, Lars, pants on Fars. I think that was one of them, right?
Anyway, sorry. My mind just exploded because I thought you did it, and I was like, I don't understand. You're good. I was about to give you permission to talk anyway, so it's fine that you did.
Hi. What's Bob? Hi. Do I have permission to talk?
Well, this is a show where one of us hosts, the other two compete for points. Whoever has the most gets to host the next episode. Hence why I'm here right now. And these two will be competing today. But as always, we usually start by catching up. And we actually haven't gotten to talk, the three of us, in a while. So, how's life? What's new? Mark, you're once again hiding in witness protection somewhere, it looks like.
Yeah, they keep moving me because people keep finding me. I don't know how they keep doing it. I just wake up every morning, go out on my porch and go, Hello, everybody! And...
Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome back to my house. Can't imagine why they keep finding me. I'm just surprised they haven't kicked you out yet. They must really love you down there at the witness protection.
Yeah, they must. They must.
Don't know what crime I'm going to confess about, but... Usually you're being protected from ratting out someone else that committed a crime. It's not always yours.
Oh, I kept telling them about my crimes.
It says a lot, though, that you think you have a crime. Why would they be protecting you?
I don't know. Hey, I just talk, man. Mark's going to rat himself out. We've got to protect him.
The guy was like, I thought he was going to tell us what somebody else said. He keeps confessing. Let's keep him in protection and see what else he admits to. He won't stop confessing. I'm in the desert.
I forgot that classic desert strategy of peekaboo keeps you cool in the desert. I just rubbed my face and I was like, say peekaboo. I was like, why? Well, it's very important to cover yourself up from the sun in the desert. Peekaboo is a classic. It loses track of you real quick.
The sun's just that Mario version of the sun angrily coming after you the whole time. But Peekaboo stops his tracks. What's new? Bob, specifically?
I'm in my basement. I thought we were doing location-based exclamations. I didn't want to... Sorry. You know, stuff is good. James has entered a new era, which I have not named yet, but I'm going to just say that it's very destructive, and it's mainly of his own self. He's entering a Mark era, really. Let's call it that.
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