Slice of Life
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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractible, this episode. Warrior Wade gets wheels for his wife, then drives the dudes down Diagon Alley. Bishop Bob buys a miter, manifests a meme, is scared of soccer, but not Brosnan. Motorist Mark gets his own storefront, solves swappiness, stares at Sol, wow, and the frigid wall. From Distracti-babies to Paradise Lost. Yes, it's time for Slice of Life. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.
Hey guys, welcome back to another episode of Distractable. And you might have noticed, I did give you all a, hey guys.
Oh yeah, you hit him with the, I didn't even notice because that's how you enter the room every single time. Old YouTube intro, which I still technically use.
Old. i get made fun of for doing it but i'm not making fun of you who's made fun of you just because you feel like we're making fun of you when we point out that that's your intro doesn't mean that we're making fun of you there's an entire youtube video on my channel making fun of me where hey guys turns into egg eyes and uh i can't unhear it now and it's my own intro and it has ruined it for me that feels like your choice No, it was Dana made it for like an April Fool's video, which was not my choice, but brilliantly done. But anywho, welcome back viewers, listeners to the best podcast that you've probably heard of because you're here watching and or listening. I'm joined as always by my co-hosts, Mark and Bob. Hello. Hi. Hi. One of us hosts of the To Compete for Points, and we start off with some small talk.
So, how's life?
I have a fun thing that I would like to complain about. god this is a new one right i've said this before i've had max right i've been doing that because for editing the latest you know macintosh computers sure sure i thought you meant hbo max like the app and i was like how does that help dude we could talk about that of like hbo versus hbo max and now max it doesn't make any sense it's still hb i don't understand Anyway, with this, I've started buying MacBooks and Mac computers for my editors because it's just beneficial for that. So I run a business technically. And so I wanted to sign up for a business account with Apple because I heard that if you do enough business with them and you have a business account, you can get discounts over time. They have a more official pipeline.
They get dedicated yada yadas, whatever. Okay, you know how Apple is all about their very catchy, streamlined branding and advertising and stuff like that? Their business site, I feel, is made specifically to be as stupid and as boring and dull as every other enterprise-level nonsense that you could possibly see online. It just doesn't make any sense. It barely works. And I had to go contact... Apple's business customer service several times because after I signed up for a business account, because it was a small business, I click here, I'll sign up. Perfect. I saw the store for two hours and then I went to bed because I signed up the night before and I went to bed and I woke up and let me see if I can, if I go here and I click on shop online with a business account, sign in, wait for it. Give us a call. There might be a problem. So I called that number and I was on the phone for an hour and a half being raised to manager after manager after manager.
Each one of them being like, I don't know why this is a problem. So their solution, their solution was to create an entirely different e-commerce site for which is just the Apple front store, but it says Markiplier on it. It's like, this is your custom store. I'm like, I didn't need this. I did not need you to make my own store for me because it doesn't make any sense. Well, that's easier than making their base website work. I know, right? So this isn't apple.com. You see at the top, it says Apple store for Markiplier. Welcome! Can we all go there and shop? No! This is mine! They made this for me! And if you go to, like, any of the products, like I was looking at the new computers they have, and if you go to configure it, you can't see a goddamn thing.
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