The Election Episode
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What is the election episode about?
Welcome everyone to a very somber distractible, a very serious distractible. You know when like a PBS show would come in and there would not be the happy-go-lucky music and all the bright colorful opening and it would just be some guy sitting there. Hey, listen, things are all exploding right now. Well, we're here to just tell you it's okay in the scariest way possible. That's what I'm trying to do right here. It's working, because yeah, I was like, man, only in the worst of events do I remember it being like that. This is the time. Three weeks later from when the day that it is, because we're so far ahead in our recordings, because we're such efficient, efficient boys, that we are on the pulse of the news.
What happens during a live election result discussion?
And we here are with Distractibles live election result discussion. I voted today. Wow. I did too. I'm just a show off. I brought another shirt in case we didn't want to date the episode. No, we're dating. Oh good. What a crazy election it will be and was and is. The results of which resound across all time. Even here in the future past. Isn't this just the future future? No, we're in the past of their future. We're in the past of our own future for their present. Ow. How did you hurt yourself? You're sitting at a desk. I'm fine. Don't worry. Okay. Listen, my name is Markiplier. Or maybe it's not anymore. I don't know who I'll be in this future, present coexistence that we have. The changes that we're going to affect to the future will ripple.
And this will be the only surviving message from a past that no longer exists because the future that you're listening to this branched off from a causality effect Das brach das Universum. Wow. Die einzigen überlebenden Mitglieder der menschlichen Rasse mit mir aus diesem Bereich der Zeitung sind Bob und Wade. Ist das wie Interstellar? Genau wie Interstellar. Okay.
How do the hosts react to current events?
Nein, ich verstehe, was jetzt passiert ist. Oh, das ist wirklich traurig, dass das Knacken auf der Wand während einer FAP-Session dann kam.
Nein! Sorry.
I don't know if that joke will make the cut, but... Why wouldn't it? Why wouldn't it make the cut? I don't know, that's pretty raunchy even for me. This is a selective show, Mark. What do you mean, why wouldn't it? Now Bob will sing a rendition of Wet Ass Pussy. Ist das eine Song? Und jetzt wird Baldemar eine Rendition von Wet Ass Pussy singen.
Es ist wichtig für uns zu sagen, ich hoffe, Baldemar hat seinen Kanal zurückgebracht.
Denn wieder einmal, Finger auf den Puls. Das ist sehr weit in die Zukunft, aber auch jetzt ist Baldemar apparell super gehackt, was schrecklich ist. Es ist fixierbar, sobald die richtigen Leute die richtigen Dinge machen. Ich habe einen Kontakt auf YouTube und er ist sehr nett und er ist sehr gut. Ich habe nicht versucht, ihn anzuhören oder sowas. Ich habe gesagt, hey, Baldemars Kanal ist gehackt und auch sein Twitter, aber du kannst nicht wirklich etwas darüber machen. Und sie sagen, okay, wir werden es auslösen. Okay, er sollte eine Reset-E-Mail sehr bald bekommen. Und ich sage, ja, ich denke, seine E-Mail hat sich kompromissiert, Leute, weil es ist wie Google und YouTube. Es ist die gleiche E-Mail, die Sie für diese Sache haben.
Ja, anyway, ich denke, sie werden es lösen. Vergesst nicht die flachgeladenen Lichter auf meinem Gesicht. Was zur Hölle? Mark, I think the rave is leaking in from behind the camera. I'm remote desktopping into three computers and they're installing things so they're... Ah, reboot system, it was done, okay. That's weird, you're still doing that in the future, past.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the election episode about?
1:06–1:46
2
What happens during a live election result discussion?
1:46–3:02
3
How do the hosts react to current events?
3:02–11:08
4
What strange animal encounters do the hosts share?
11:08–33:58
5
How do the hosts humorously discuss Ted Cruz?
33:58–40:11
6
What are the implications of global warming in the discussion?
40:11–48:46
7
What is the significance of Frisch's Big Boy in Ohio?
48:46–52:48