Chapter 1: What happened during Justin Martin's encounter with a home intruder?
Did you know that I listened to this podcast the other night? Why?
How could you listen to it when we ain't done with you?
No, not this exact one. I listened to the one with Outside just to see if I was like, even if I enjoyed it. I mean, I thought I was hilarious.
getting out hunter don't i was hunter started i was uh i did not let it roll hunter that's great no i wasn't terrible i was like i get why people may listen to this but i tried it out podcast for the first time in my life well the good news is we did one yesterday or day before i don't know that is 98 percent silas so i sat here like this
So how'd you get excited? Martin finally just got up and said, piss on this.
I ain't making no more coffee like that.
He said, I've had it with this kid.
If Goblin makes his coffee, I'll say, welcome to the duck call room, and then I'm out of here. Because there ain't no sense in even trying, buddy. Oh, this was yesterday with y'all's guests. Uh-huh. Okay. But he never, I mean, I ain't seen that man have that much energy. I said, golly.
You fired up? Oh, yeah.
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Chapter 2: How did Justin react when he saw the intruder on his property?
The thing about it that would get me would be, okay, is this guy high on meth? Okay, because, hey, if he makes the wrong move with me, he's fixing to die.
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I mean, how bad is your heartbeat?
172. I had to know.
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Chapter 3: What does Uncle Si share about his own experience with a peeping tom?
Look, it's a management tool. Chum the deer. Okay. That's all it is. It's a management tool to manage your deer herd. Yeah. Okay. Because, hey, I take the time if they're going up to a corn pile or a chum pile. They sit there and eat it, and I can say, well, okay, now that's an eight point. Let's see, how old is he? He's three. Well, nope, I don't want to shoot him.
I want to let him get another two years breeding the does.
I just want to say how long the back straps is. The one with the longest back strap.
Yeah. That's the ones I'm going to see. I just don't. I don't. I like eating them. It's a wild world on the interwebs right now.
That's why there's.
Because apparently in the making of it, I got a new job. Apparently I'm a full-time guide at Habitat Flats in Sumner, Missouri now. You are? Unequivocally not true.
Dang, I got excited. I was like, do I get a discount?
That's what I'm saying. Like I've bought into it and now I'm a guide and I'm like, how much money do y'all think I got, bro? Oh, he's on TV. I can't buy into that joint. Like, I'd love to. I'd love to have had the success to buy into that place because they would have to kick me out. Like, I would definitely go there and hunt. It's good. They'd manage them ducks, wouldn't they? Yeah, I'd help.
But, yeah, it's just the Internet is a wild place, man. Social media is.
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Chapter 4: What insights does John-David provide about the Duck Call Room?
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Godwin, are you left-handed? Nope. I need a left-handed fisherman. Why? A left-handed fisherman. Why are you saying? Well, because a customer brought me about 25 crappie the other night. He got in a bind and then had to go somewhere and wasn't going to be able to be home to clean them. He called me. He said... is there anybody up there that would just take these fish off my hands?
And I said, oh, yes, there is, sir. I got you, baby. And so then me and the boys, I got home and I was like.
Oh, yeah, now I know why you asked me this other day.
I got home and I said, boys, let's go. We're going over to where my dad cleans his fish. We're about to have fish cleaning lessons. I forgot both of my children are left-handed. What difference does it make? Everything's backwards. No. Even Big Dave couldn't figure it out. We kind of figured it out. Here's Carter trying to clean a fish. I mean, we had it going.
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Chapter 5: What is the current wildlife debate regarding proposed law changes?
They sure do with a blade about that long. But it don't break when it hit bone? Mm-mm.
That was another thing Phil was good at.
I've used it a little bit.
He had three sides of woodrock and oil.
Yeah, I remember that. I wonder if it's still down there on that cook shed.
Well, I wouldn't know. It's at the house down there somewhere.
I'm sure it is. Yeah. Yeah, but they're all different grits.
Yeah. Hey, he'd have a thing. Look, he'd have a thing. I'm telling you. He'd pull his arm out a couple times. It'd be like he had a razor. Yeah. He'd slide it off and it wouldn't. Wouldn't be a hair there.
Yeah, that's the way my dad was, too. That's how he checked.
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Chapter 6: How do the hosts feel about the differences in opinions on wildlife management?
He had char-grilled oysters.
Oh, where did he stop at? Acme?
No, he's at Drago's. Drago's, yeah.
I was like, this isn't fair. That's good for him. You tell him, bring your comeback. Does he eat them?
Yeah, that boy will eat it. He legit wants to eat fried fish eggs. You think he's going to stop at Oyster?
Uh-oh. Well, I mean, some different shows for different reasons. Fried fish eggs. Y'all fry them crappy eggs. I'll eat them. I'll try them. I'm not saying I'm going to like them, but enough people have talked about them. I am quasi-interested.
I pat-balled at them. He was different though. He was a different cat.
Hard times make tough men, man.
He owned a jet and he was still eating them though. Yeah, but he didn't start with a jet.
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