Justin Martin Didn't Expect Marriage Counseling in Year One
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What marriage advice does Uncle Si share with the newlyweds?
John David, have you been doing your push-ups every day? Yeah, I do push-ups every day. Because I saw the new Rocky movie that's coming out. Oh, I love it. Did y'all see it? I am, what does it say? I am Mike. I don't know. Can I promote that? Mike? I am Rocky, yeah. The guy's name was... They wanted him to be Mike on there, but anyway. His name was Sylvester Stallone. Yes, but they wanted to change his name. You wanted him to be like Mike? No. I'm confused.
Are we talking about Michael Jordan or Rocky? Rocky. Okay. But Sylvester Stallone...
Question mark? Who put a question mark on the prompter?
They made another one?
Yeah, there's a new one coming out, but it's going to tell the story about Sylvester Stallone and him writing that. He wrote the whole movie. Rocky?
Oh, new movie? Yes. I'm very confused.
Okay, wait. I play Rocky.
That's it.
Okay.
Thank you. And you thought for some reason it was I play Mike?
No, because when you watch it, when you watch this, the guy, they want him to be Mike or something.
Boy, how bad would that movie have been if it had been named Mike? No good.
Mike. Yeah, that would have stank. And then instead of Adrian, it would have been like Sarah. Just Mike and Sarah, not Rocky and Adrian. That movie stinks on ice.
Si, did you watch all the Rocky movies? Did you like them? It wasn't bad. Wasn't bad?
The best Rocky, Rocky and Bullwinkle. I miss those cartoons.
I wish I could say Rocky Road was the best, but I don't really like nuts that much. But I do like ice cream. Fair. I can't believe they're marketing another one.
So I can get all the new Rocky.
Hold on, this isn't a Rocky movie. This is a movie about the making of the movie Rocky.
That's right.
So the main actor is actually playing Sylvester Stallone making the movie Rocky.
But it's a great trailer. He's not playing himself? No, he's too old. No, he can't. Yeah, he's way too old.
How old is Sylvester? Also, good name. 78, I'm guessing. 80? 80.
If your name was Sylvester, would you go with Sylvester or Slye?
I'd probably make you say the whole thing. Sylvester Stallone.
Mommy Sylvester.
His middle name's Gardenzio, so.
For real?
According to Wikipedia.
Boy, kindergarten was tough on him, so. That's why he's so tough. Oh, Gardenzio? Gardenzio. Yo, Gardenzio. Where's he from? Is he from Philly?
I think so.
Well, Sylvester's getting long in the tooth.
Well, you ain't young.
He's from New York City. He was born in New York City on July 6, 1946. 46? Oh, he's two years older than me.
Oh, yeah, but you're in better shape than him now, Si. Martin, size of $6 million man. He's got new lungs, new teeth. Oh, I know. Well, Sylvester Stallone has new eyebrows, according to that photo.
Wait, he seems dubious about something. And he's got a lot of botulinum toxin in his face, too.
That's too much pasta.
That's what it is. Too much pasta. Too much pasta. I think that has more to do with needles. That's another five-letter word. Botox. Botox. Botox. We need to get Si some Botox.
I've never been more against something in my entire life. I think it'd be hilarious. Just one time. If he does it once, it'll go by.
What is Botox?
It is a plight on the beautiful woman of our country that's making them all look like ghouls. I said it. Yes!
That's what it is. There's your Instagram clip, by the way. Well, no, Si, it's like they, what is it, Martin? I'm going to get blasted. You're going to have to look at it. It's like a filler, and they shoot it.
It's botulinum toxin.
They shoot it into your skin, and it fills the wrinkles.
This day and age, a bunch of women that are on Instagram and social media all take this toxin while they're worried about plastic water bottles killing them. It's incredible that you would inject yourself with something called toxin, but yet microplastics will kill you. Do you see the irony here, people?
I don't know. All the women's faces just look like this now. Yeah, they're tight.
If you look at somebody's face and it don't move, Botox. Yeah. Like they smile and nothing happens, Botox. 100%. Yep. Everybody on this fight to not look old. Yeah. Who cares? I've been looking old since I was young.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What marriage advice does Uncle Si share with the newlyweds?
0:01–8:44
2
How did Phillip’s premarital counseling shape his marriage foundation?
8:44–17:50
3
What warning did Jase give about the first 90 days of marriage?
17:50–27:49
4
How do the hosts discuss planning a wedding and baby name choices?
27:49–38:10
5
What role does humor and pop‑culture references play in the marriage conversation?
38:10–48:18
6
What are the key takeaways on communication and avoiding scarred words?
48:18–51:10
7
How does biblical guidance influence the marriage advice given?
51:10–53:08
8
What final advice do the hosts give for a successful marriage?
53:08–53:08
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