Justin Martin Refuses to Sell to Local Datacenter
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Bye.
I was really looking forward to something today, by the way. I was going to say, welcome back to the duck call room. We're so glad to have you. Martin's not here because he has jury duty. But I made it. But he made it. I didn't get picked. You got kicked out of the jury that fast? You have to go sit there. Not for long. You'd be terrible at Survivor if you didn't even make it to the jury.
Why was Justin Martin dismissed from jury duty before questioning began?
How many questions did they ask before they said? I think I was facially profiled. You were profiled? What are you talking about? I think they looked at me and said, no. Neither side wanted to hear what I had to say, apparently.
Today we were filming. Yesterday, me, you, and Hunter on our group text said, what do we do if Martin is stuck in jury duty? And I said, the show must go on. And here I am.
I didn't make it. I had a good feeling about this. I'm still saying this. I said, No. What did he do? Call him. Never made it that far. That's what I'm saying. I have no clue.
So you went.
I went.
And you walked in.
And they pulled. They had us separated. Profile. Uh-oh. It was profile. And they were like, y'all. They were profiling. How did they separate you? You're good for the week. I don't know. They just told me what I wanted to go in. Like a room? Yeah.
They looked at you.
I think they had it by name. He had a little name tag. You had a name tag? Well, yeah, you go in a courthouse now, they take your picture, they do everything. You ain't. They keeping a record of it. You're like a criminal. Yeah. They got to have you on film. But I didn't get a parking ticket. It's crazy. I parked in a parking spot, didn't get a parking ticket.
Hmm. I did. $250 for us. They go into a court?
Yeah. They tried to do jury duty. I told them about it too.
I said, hey, if someone reports for jury duty, you should have a spot for him part to part. That's a bunch of bull. Hey, hold on, hold on. Did you get paid?
Uh-uh. You only get paid if you get picked. I wasn't there long enough. You got to make it a full day to get there. No, you took time out of your day. Look, I'm not there. I don't need my $17.22. You don't need $17.22. Or whatever it is.
I'm about to cause a ruckus and fight for your $17.22.
Hey, tell you what, you can keep it if you get it. Don't tell me to have it. You can pretend to be me. You can do whatever you need to do. How much do you- $50 a day, ain't it? Paid for- Where's your $50? I didn't spend a whole day. I don't want to pay myself anyway. Is my tax money doing all this? $50 per day. Do you get paid for jury?
I'm surprised there ain't a whole bunch of people volunteering to do it since they would get paid $50 a day.
You should have retrieved a small attendance fee and mileage for reporting to jury duty. Even if you're not selected. Martin, you are entitled to $27. I'm good.
You're entitled, Martin. I'm good. I tell you what. You're just going to let the government. If y'all are listening to this. They're not. Keep it. We're good. Hey, if you want to throw me a bone, throw it towards the tax credit. Yeah. Pick that pothole over there. Yeah. Dump an extra load of gravel out on the road at my mama's house. I ain't worried about it. Yeah. The point is, is I'm not there.
That's the big one. I didn't know you could get mileage, too. See, I'm just petty enough, Jace Robertson style, to where I'd be like, every nickel you owe me for inconvenience in me, I'm entitled to and I will get. And I'm going to call you about it. And imagine why we're going broke.
I'm going to spend more time fighting for this than it's worth. It shouldn't be an inconvenience. You should run for office. No. If you're that petty. No. If he thinks jury duty is an inconvenience, he wouldn't run for politics.
Sir, there's places I don't belong. Corporate America, number one of any political office, number two.
He thinks the honey hole is an inconvenience.
Does he?
They don't show up until 12. Huh. Interesting.
I have video evidence of me walking in at 9.06 today.
9.06. What time is that open? Doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter. That's not what time I'm supposed to be there. You'll be there when it closes. I will be there at 6.01.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:01–0:26
2
Why was Justin Martin dismissed from jury duty before questioning began?
0:26–12:03
3
How did the hosts plan a spoof courtroom show and what would Judge Si be like?
12:03–27:35
4
What wild personal stories do the hosts share about weddings and bass tournaments?
27:35–36:29
5
What examples explain the difference between TV judges and real courts?
36:29–56:50
Speakers
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