Justin Martin’s Game Warden Encounter Nearly Cost Him His License

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How did the hosts prepare for the unexpected storm?

Phillip Robertson 0:00
Hey, no, I prepared. No, you didn't. Yes, I did. Not for that. I prepared for this big storm.
Si Robertson 0:13
No one was prepared.
Phillip Robertson 0:15
I was prepared.
Si Robertson 0:16
You weren't prepared. You'll tell me on this podcast and I'll say, not prepared enough. You could not have possibly have been prepared for that. You were prepared for a week without power?
Phillip Robertson 0:28
Yeah. We had just enough firewood. I mean, we ran all the way out and we had to go get gas several times.
Si Robertson 0:35
I thought you were prepared.
Phillip Robertson 0:37
We were semi-prepared.
Si Robertson 0:38
Welcome back to the duck call room. Apparently Hunter just started while me and Phillip were arguing on how prepared we were. We are in the midst.
Phillip Robertson 0:46
Rough around this joint.
Si Robertson 0:47
Well, no, no, no. It's 65 degrees outside almost. Martin?
Justin Martin 0:51
I still got ice on my house.
Si Robertson 0:52
Can you declare the icepocalypse over?
Justin Martin 0:56
I mean, I guess it's over. I mean, it's still around, which is what's crazy. This crap's taking forever to melt. I'm going to have ice for the next week. In the shade. Clearly, there's something that I missed in chemistry or physics or... Meteorology. Well, forget that. I'm talking about just once it gets there. I hate it. Why is it still here? Go back to where you came from. Why is it still around?
Unknown 1:23
Well, do you know that you can start a fire with ice?
Si Robertson 1:29
Hunter just audibly gasped, and I wish Hunter had a microphone because, Hunter, when you said that, it got quiet.
Unknown 1:37
Well, I'm just saying, hey, there's a silver lining in every dark cloud. How do you start a fire with ice? You take the ice and you mold it into a lens with your hand and then let the sun set fire to grass or wood.
Si Robertson 1:55
My hands would have frozen off. Dear people that listen to this, I've been confirmed a weenie when it comes to the cold, and I am not well.
Justin Martin 2:05
Yeah, this sucks.
Unknown 2:06
Yeah, I actually watched a movie where I learned things this weekend.
Justin Martin 2:09
You had a lot of free time on your hands, huh? Even more than normal.
Unknown 2:13
Here's what you do. You take a leaf off of a tree. Yeah. You put it in water. If you want to know what is north, south, east, and west.
Justin Martin 2:22
Oh, it's called Blippi. I thought she was going to find out the leaf loader. The boys like that.
Unknown 2:26
And you put a little, what do they call it? I can't think of them. It's a little piece of wire. Lay a piece of wire on that leaf and it will automatically turn north.
Phillip Robertson 2:39
Really? Yeah. Yeah. You rub it with silk. That's what we saw.
Justin Martin 2:42
So in case you're caught in the wild with silk, a piece of wire, and a leaf, you can figure out which way is north. You ain't lost no more.
Si Robertson 2:49
Man, if you got eyes. You can probably get Bear Gryllis on the phone. We've got all his problems.
Justin Martin 2:53
Heaven forbid we look at the sun and figure out which way north is.
Si Robertson 3:00
Or that big star up there. I believe it has a name.
Phillip Robertson 3:03
Yeah. You know, when the cold weather started coming in, I went over to Cy and Christine's, who've been out of their house temporarily while they're getting some work done. And I said, hey, you boys ready? I said, Cy, you ready? Christine, she was like, oh, no, we'll just stay here and ride it out. And Cy was like, whatever. He went and got in the bed. He's got the covers all on him. I said, no, let's go. Come with me because it's going to get bad.
Unknown 3:25
That's why I lived for about three days. It's in the bed. I don't blame you. No, no, look, I'm serious. I only got up to eat and use the restroom. I would have done that. Otherwise, I was in the bed with 19 quilts on top of me. You're the smartest person I've heard so far.
Phillip Robertson 3:42
But it got cold, too cold.
Unknown 3:45
It even got cold.
Phillip Robertson 3:47
So the next morning, Christine called me. She was like, Phillip, come and get us.
Si Robertson 3:52
Yeah, we're ready. What was the coldest you ever saw in your houses?
Phillip Robertson 3:55
In my house, no.
Si Robertson 3:57
On the thermostat, 54. I'm going to win this.
Phillip Robertson 4:00
What was my house? Ours was like 60.
Si Robertson 4:03
Your house stayed 60 without power?
Phillip Robertson 4:06
Yeah, because we had a generator and we had a fireplace with a blower.
Si Robertson 4:10
You were more prepared than me. It was nine degrees the other day. And inside my house, the thermostat, I looked at it. It said 34. Ooh. Yeah. That's your house off. That's two degrees above freezing. Wow. I can confirm that's cold as crap. I was freezing my butt off.
Justin Martin 4:29
That's good. Yeah.
Si Robertson 4:31
We blocked off everything in the living room.

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