Miss Kay’s Request Sends Justin Martin on a Midnight Mission
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How did a studio fly attack kick off the episode and who got hit first?
Oh, he's coming at you, right there, right in front of you.
I don't see him.
On the wood. Next table. It's a ricochet. You see it? On this table. Closer to me. Right there. Right toward Martin's chest.
Right there.
On the back half of your table. Right there. On this, not yet. Dang, you missed him.
I don't know if that was guts or something. Hey, you got Martin.
You got Martin.
I got got by something. Hey, are you recording this? Hold on. Good, because JD just shot him in the face. Hold on.
I was behind him, but it ricocheted up and hit you.
Hold on. I'm ready now.
He's ready now, boy.
He's right there on Phillip's shoulder.
What? That's what you get for running him off.
I don't even know what we're talking about. We're trying to kill flies. There's been a fly attack.
We haven't even said welcome back to the... We're back together, Mark.
Yeah, we're back, baby. It's been a minute.
Killing all these flies reminds me of the movie I watched last night, The Last Apache. They're in a bar, and he said tequila, and the guy puts a bottle of tequila up there, and he looks over and sees a rat. He pulls it out and says, pow! It blows the rat away. I said, hey, Drink for every rat I kill. And the bartender says, no, he put out some quinine poison. He said, that takes care of the rats. You don't shoot anymore.
Cyanide.
Cyanide.
Yeah, not quinine, because that's in tonic water.
Whatever it is. It's white powder is all. And it's a killer.
But welcome back. Welcome back.
Johnny D, how was the beach? It was salty. Salty? I would not make it as a pirate. You wouldn't make it as a sniper either.
Now, welcome back. Or a boy scout.
We've already discussed your not-time abilities. Or just a man in general.
No, you're a great man.
No, yeah, I'm brashed up. I don't, yeah.
You got into jellyfishes?
Poison ivy? Yeah. The ocean's full of poison ivy, poison oak, jellyfish. Ocean, poison ivy, poison oak? There's something in there that doesn't agree with me.
Oh, it's got a lot of parasites.
Yeah. I'm with Phil Robertson and David Owen. What? Y'all go.
No beach.
I'll be here.
Yeah, right. No beach, he says.
I don't think I'm old enough to pull that move.
Nah. That PR and David Owen. Your kids are too young. It's not even your age. It's just your kids are too young. You need one of them to stay back with you.
I think I could pull that off.
What, Carter?
He was real into it for a day. All we saw was the top of his feet trying to dig stuff out, but then he also apparently has my skin. Dad's just not a big beach guy.
You looked like you were having fun when we saw you on the FaceTime.
I was having fun. I gotta go get something out of my truck before we go.
Oh, your order. Si gave you one order.
Oh, good.
Yeah, go get them.
Because I want them. We have a party up in here.
Si, what you got? He put in one order.
I put it in one order, and I got two packs. This one will go home to me. I'll share this one with y'all.
I gave them both to you, sir. I know it. I just want you to know. I appreciate it. I waited in line for four hours for those. That's not true. I don't doubt that. Are they melting?
Well, yeah, it's 100 degrees out there. I just put them in the car. Oh, I saw them on the table. Oh, no, I'll wait. I'll have a post one. Let's let them harden back up. Oh, we could go put them in the ice machine. Yeah.
So I was at Bucky's on the semi-quincentennial of America for about 10 minutes.
How was that?
That was amazing. Fourth of July at Bucky's? Fourth of July at 11.50 at Bucky's is something every human being should do. Part B of this. Saturday, July 11th or whatever it was at 10 a.m. at Bucky's is something no human being should ever do. So are they good? Yeah. Oh. Because that parking lot Martin, we've... I can't do it while he's smiling.
Hey, the only time he got his mic close to his mouth, usually it's way out here.
But when he's eating, he'll put that sucker... Yeah, make sure we all hear it.
I can mute his mic while he's eating.
Thank you. I just let the people hear it. Anyways, Bucky's... You know when bands are really cool before everybody finds out about them? And then there's Taylor Swift.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
How did a studio fly attack kick off the episode and who got hit first?
0:01–8:37
2
What happened on Martin’s beach trip and why did Buc-ee’s become the highlight?
8:37–17:10
3
Why are the hosts debating Dollywood vs. Disney World and which rides top Dollywood?
17:10–25:45
4
How does Rocket Money help catch unwanted subscriptions and manage finances?
25:45–31:09
5
What viral Yellowstone bison attack are the hosts reacting to and was the victim at fault?
31:09–40:37
6
How fast can bison and grizzly bears run and what safety distance should you keep?
40:37–57:03
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