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Chapter 1: What humorous claim does Uncle Si make about his daughter?
Welcome back to the Duck Call Room, ladies and gentlemen. We're back. Si's got his hat backwards, so that's how today's gonna go. You all business, huh? Well, good. Because I'm going to need you to talk because my voice is still recovering.
There you go. Teddy, baby. You've been hollering at the Olympics?
No, I'm hollering at everybody at that NWTF convention because it's so daggum loud in there you can't just talk.
Is there a lot of turkey calls there?
Buddy.
I don't think I do.
It's all of it. If an animal makes a racket and there's a call for it, it's there. It's there.
Fish calls? Animals make a racket. I used to own one. Fish call?
I'm sure they have the TH Marine, whatever that thing is. Hydrowave. A little sonar.
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Chapter 2: What insights does Uncle Si share for young people at Career Day?
I was. With the kids. Oh, the youth hunt and the veteran hunt? Yeah. Yeah.
That was a blast.
There is a big, dumb fly. It's back. That's what you tried to catch a while ago? One of them great big.
You definitely ain't no slug gun.
That's the Moby Dick of flies. We need that boy with the 400.
I used to be able to catch three. You used to be able to catch three flies? Right. That's what that gunslinger said on Magnus the Seventh. He had done that and opened his hands. It was one flew away and he said, In my day, I'd have caught all three.
All of them. If you can catch three flies with one hand, you got quick hands.
Oh, yeah. Or you're around something that stinks real bad.
Yeah, you're just real smelly. You've been playing with cow manure. Yeah. I was the other night. Playing with cow manure? Well, people manure.
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Chapter 3: How does the team deal with a fly in the studio?
Oh, fun.
Tell us about it. Oh, I love a good septic tank story because that's got to be because it's obviously not sewer because if you're playing with it.
Who clogged it? That's the question. Well, in 37 years, they've never had a problem with their septic tank. My parents haven't. So it's like we have the world's most magical septic tank. And, you know, it's one of those don't ask, don't tell things. Yeah. If it's working.
You don't mess with it.
Don't mess with it. Then it finally happened. And we went out into the woods where the septic tank is. Also totally around pine trees. So we had to dig our way to that. Yeah. And then, yeah, it was clogged. So then I was underneath my parents' house and we didn't have the right tools. So we found a big piece of cable and I was just 37 years worth trying to get that sucker.
Oh, using it like a snake. It didn't work.
It didn't work. You just clog it up more. You know those old Nikes I wear a lot? Uh-huh. Probably won't see them again.
They in there?
They're done.
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Chapter 4: What plans does Uncle Si have for the upcoming rodeo?
They're done. They did their job, but now they're done. Those are going in a bonfire.
So did you bring him in? Because now I see that big fly. He lit right there in front of us now. Yeah, I might have.
I haven't smelled great lately.
So what did y'all determine the cause? Y'all got a new septic tank now?
Hey, eventually, I'm a big believer in one thing. You just call a professional. I hope Si's taking off his microphone to kill a fly. Call a professional, let them do their thing, and don't ask too many questions. What did you call, a plumber?
I would imagine it's a honey hole.
That's one of them green, big, fat ones.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Okay. Oh! Okay.
Don't ever talk about my hands again.
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Chapter 5: What funny stories are shared about past experiences with septic tanks?
That is a big fly. I mean. Uh-oh. He's back, baby.
Where is he? Hey, Mr. McGann, boys. I couldn't even see him.
I was just throwing him out there. We ain't got no gunslingers around here. Do they make them a fly call? There he is.
No. No, but they make one of them salt guns. If these things keep appearing, we're going to have to get one of them in here.
You're right.
Oh, no.
There he is. He's up there on that one.
Uh-oh. Flies are like ducks. Let him land and kill it. Uh-oh.
I'm going to snag him straight out of the sky.
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Chapter 6: What lessons does Uncle Si impart about maturity and adulthood?
That could be true. It's probably the true issue of it. Not the U.S. I mean, the U.S. is doing all right, but.
Hey, have y'all been watching any LSU baseball?
The Olympics. I enjoy it. To me, watching them folks bobsled as I was recovering from the flu was actually- But you didn't see the dude finish skiing backwards? No, I ain't seen nobody finish skiing backwards.
I think they call it the moguls, where it's just a bunch of bumps, and it looks like you're trying to hurt yourself.
Yeah.
And he got all twisted up, and then he ended up backwards, and then he just kept going backwards.
Really?
And he won.
Did he get style points?
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Chapter 7: How does Uncle Si view education and its importance?
Just skating real fast.
Yeah, I know. But, like, one hand on. I mean, how do they. I don't understand how that little thin piece of metal. Martin. Keeps them upright. We can't even slow skate. No. We shouldn't even try and figure out what speed skating is. If anything's been proven, I can't walk on ice.
No, that's what keeps them up, though, is the speed.
What?
Oh, he is on your microphone, Jacob.
I'm serious. The fly's back.
He is on your microphone.
I'm so scared.
Do not miss this shot.
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Chapter 8: What reflections does Uncle Si have on parenting and family?
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What's Louisiana's best, like, Olympic athlete, like, ever? Like, we produced anybody in the Olympics? Peyton Manning. What, for football? Yeah. It's an Olympic sport now. I'm talking about, like, outside of, like, football. I'm talking about, like, gymnast or, you know, track runner. Do we have, like, a... Oh, that guy from Lafayette. Who? He's the pole vaulter.
Yeah, I was about to say pole vaulter. Yeah, what's his name? Duplantis or something? He pole vaults for Sweden. No, I'm talking about America. Well, he's from here. I know, he did LSU, right? I don't know. He's a pole vaulter at LSU. Sha'Carri Richardson's from America. From America, from Louisiana. I know there's some fast. She's fast. Some track runners, yeah. Yeah, we're all track and field.
That's good, though.
I figured at some point we'd have had one of them trap shooters or something, but I guess not.
Too many people here just shoot at whatever they see. You got to go to a proper place to get a trap shooter.
Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, we don't really have any gun clubs like that where you can shoot rings and stuff.
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