Uncle Si Believes His Real Daughter is Still in Germany
episodePreviously titled “Uncle Si Belives His Real Daughter is Still in Germany” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 4, 2026
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What humorous claim does Uncle Si make about his daughter?
Welcome back to the Duck Call Room, ladies and gentlemen. We're back. Si's got his hat backwards, so that's how today's gonna go. You all business, huh? Well, good. Because I'm going to need you to talk because my voice is still recovering.
There you go. Teddy, baby. You've been hollering at the Olympics?
No, I'm hollering at everybody at that NWTF convention because it's so daggum loud in there you can't just talk.
Is there a lot of turkey calls there?
Buddy.
I don't think I do.
It's all of it. If an animal makes a racket and there's a call for it, it's there. It's there.
Fish calls? Animals make a racket. I used to own one. Fish call?
I'm sure they have the TH Marine, whatever that thing is. Hydrowave. A little sonar.
You just blow into the water. It's weird. Interesting.
But, yeah, so, yeah, I got no voice.
Was it a good crowd?
That was a lot of people.
I wonder what the turnout was. That's a good thing.
I don't know. Last year it was like 80,000 people. 80,000 people? I would say more than that. I would guess.
That's a good crowd. 80 grand.
And one of them apparently had the flu because they gave it to me. Oh, yeah.
That means everybody got the flu.
The show flu.
Yeah.
You got to stop.
Every time you go to a show, you end up down for the count for like three or four days.
I popped the 103 on this one. Apparently, I don't get around people enough around here to keep my immune system.
Praise the Lord.
But yeah, no, it was good, though. It was fine. Other than that little bit of misery. But it was fun. Yeah, good seeing all the kids. Man, a bunch of kids, which is what's always cool about this. They'll see the See the youngsters out there fired up about hunting and fishing. They all love you. They all ask about you.
That was the fun part of my trip to Arkansas. You went to Arkansas?
What insights does Uncle Si share for young people at Career Day?
I was. With the kids. Oh, the youth hunt and the veteran hunt? Yeah. Yeah.
That was a blast.
There is a big, dumb fly. It's back. That's what you tried to catch a while ago? One of them great big.
You definitely ain't no slug gun.
That's the Moby Dick of flies. We need that boy with the 400.
I used to be able to catch three. You used to be able to catch three flies? Right. That's what that gunslinger said on Magnus the Seventh. He had done that and opened his hands. It was one flew away and he said, In my day, I'd have caught all three.
All of them. If you can catch three flies with one hand, you got quick hands.
Oh, yeah. Or you're around something that stinks real bad.
Yeah, you're just real smelly. You've been playing with cow manure. Yeah. I was the other night. Playing with cow manure? Well, people manure.
How does the team deal with a fly in the studio?
Oh, fun.
Tell us about it. Oh, I love a good septic tank story because that's got to be because it's obviously not sewer because if you're playing with it.
Who clogged it? That's the question. Well, in 37 years, they've never had a problem with their septic tank. My parents haven't. So it's like we have the world's most magical septic tank. And, you know, it's one of those don't ask, don't tell things. Yeah. If it's working.
You don't mess with it.
Don't mess with it. Then it finally happened. And we went out into the woods where the septic tank is. Also totally around pine trees. So we had to dig our way to that. Yeah. And then, yeah, it was clogged. So then I was underneath my parents' house and we didn't have the right tools. So we found a big piece of cable and I was just 37 years worth trying to get that sucker.
Oh, using it like a snake. It didn't work.
It didn't work. You just clog it up more. You know those old Nikes I wear a lot? Uh-huh. Probably won't see them again.
They in there?
They're done.
What plans does Uncle Si have for the upcoming rodeo?
They're done. They did their job, but now they're done. Those are going in a bonfire.
So did you bring him in? Because now I see that big fly. He lit right there in front of us now. Yeah, I might have.
I haven't smelled great lately.
So what did y'all determine the cause? Y'all got a new septic tank now?
Hey, eventually, I'm a big believer in one thing. You just call a professional. I hope Si's taking off his microphone to kill a fly. Call a professional, let them do their thing, and don't ask too many questions.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What humorous claim does Uncle Si make about his daughter?
0:00–1:53
2
What insights does Uncle Si share for young people at Career Day?
1:53–2:39
3
How does the team deal with a fly in the studio?
2:39–3:38
4
What plans does Uncle Si have for the upcoming rodeo?
3:38–5:06
5
What funny stories are shared about past experiences with septic tanks?
5:06–6:33
6
What lessons does Uncle Si impart about maturity and adulthood?
6:33–8:55
7
How does Uncle Si view education and its importance?
8:55–11:03
8
What reflections does Uncle Si have on parenting and family?
11:03–56:23
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