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Uncle Si Calls Out Jep Robertson’s Worst Idea Yet

05 Feb 2026

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Chapter 1: Why is Uncle Si late to the podcast?

0.74 - 10.271 Si Robertson

Roll that beautiful bean footage. Hunter, get your mic on, buddy.

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10.372 - 15.718 Godwin

What'd they say? Oh, we're going to tell you. I didn't. I had my earphones on. Misunderstood you.

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15.738 - 16.479 Justin Martin

Oh, you're about to find out.

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16.499 - 22.326 Si Robertson

You're about to find out. Hunter's involved. It's a new Hunter episode. There's just not a camera on him.

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23.825 - 27.553 Justin Martin

Yes. Is that possible? Can you do your job from there?

Chapter 2: What strange habits develop while living without power?

27.813 - 29.417 Justin Martin

Can you please wear Si's headset?

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29.677 - 32.042 Unknown

I mean, I can until he gets there. Until he walks in.

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32.082 - 40.941 Justin Martin

Whatever's easiest for you, Hunter. You're the overworked, underpaid one. I will say, if we get a hint he's coming, though, you better get out the way because he's going to be coming in hot. Coming in hot.

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41.001 - 43.386 Godwin

He'll probably go sit behind the computer screen.

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43.366 - 57.709 Si Robertson

Ladies and gentlemen, have you started this? Start the clock. Hunter, you have a long job. You can start the clock. Hunter wants to be on. He's back, baby. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Duck Call Room.

Chapter 3: How do Hunter's Valentine's Day plans spark a debate?

58.07 - 62.477 Justin Martin

And Si is late, and we found the closest thing we could to him. Hunter. Hunter.

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63.098 - 64.7 Godwin

Hunter's setting in for Si.

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64.88 - 65.501 Justin Martin

Look at there.

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65.601 - 71.809 Godwin

Hey, look, you got to push that mic away from you about every two minutes. Push it away.

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72.249 - 73.271 Justin Martin

And then talk a lot.

73.291 - 74.693 Unknown

And then that way I can just do this.

75.414 - 76.715 Si Robertson

Start tapping the lip.

77.136 - 81.001 Unknown

You're out of his left ear or his right ear. We've been telling you that for years.

81.061 - 84.846 Justin Martin

He can't hear anyway, so it doesn't matter. No difference. There's no difference to him.

Chapter 4: What advice do the hosts give about dating a friend's sister?

85.186 - 85.807 Justin Martin

It's just life.

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86.488 - 94.542 Si Robertson

Si's asleep right now. Is that the situation? He was still in bed. Ladies and gentlemen, it is 2 o'clock in the afternoon. On a Tuesday.

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95.023 - 96.325 Godwin

Yeah. What difference does that make?

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96.345 - 97.147 Si Robertson

Living right.

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97.307 - 102.797 Justin Martin

Now, he was perhaps up late last night. I know he went to visit the linemen.

103.177 - 106.043 Si Robertson

He did. He went to where they're all stationed.

106.103 - 114.177 Justin Martin

Yeah, there at the Ike Hamilton Expo Center, because I think the linemen are starting to pull out of town piece by piece. They've got everybody...

Chapter 5: What are some funny Waffle House experiences shared?

114.157 - 122.309 Justin Martin

Not everybody, but almost everybody back up and running. Goblin, we talked about our freeze experience yesterday. How was yours? Oh, man.

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122.529 - 154.3 Godwin

Look, I almost talked Johanna and Paula, a lot of persuasion with Paula, because it'll be more comfortable in your house. Yeah. Let's get them babies and bring them to the house. She finally wanted, oh, it'd be easier if we go to them. They'll have to get all this. They'll have to. I said, okay, I get it. So we go over our best decision ever. No, didn't even blink.

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154.32 - 160.927 Godwin

Of course, in Arcadia, it didn't stick in the trees. There's no trees down, no limbs down.

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Chapter 6: How does living in survival mode affect daily life?

161.007 - 161.848 Godwin

It's just ice.

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161.828 - 165.893 Si Robertson

So you were solid. You were with power. Oh, yeah. Taking care of grandbabies.

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165.973 - 170.319 Godwin

Praise the Lord. Just wanting to get home, you know. Yeah.

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170.339 - 172.882 Si Robertson

I didn't want to get home. I was at home and I didn't want to be there.

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172.902 - 185.579 Godwin

It was 10 days. But look, I did empty my hot water tank. It just happened to be in the attic. So I said, it'll be cold up there. I better get that.

Chapter 7: What insights do the hosts provide on relationships and romance?

185.599 - 195.229 Godwin

I better get that empty. And turned the water off at the road, flushed the commodes, turned all the water faucets on, and we went west.

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195.249 - 196.55 Si Robertson

Good call.

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196.87 - 213.688 Godwin

That's wisdom, Hunter. I do have a hole in my shop where a limb speared it. It looks like a, I don't know, them trees. But, you know, the pin oak trees, the one that took all the heat, the white oak trees, they're intact. How many pine trees do you live around?

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214.225 - 217.59 Justin Martin

Yeah, not enough because them pine trees took it on a chin.

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218.471 - 220.394 Godwin

Yeah, them limbs are down.

220.834 - 226.542 Unknown

Yeah. Thinking about starting a limb removal service because my family has a bunch of limbs on their yards.

226.843 - 229.927 Godwin

We're going to be picking up for years.

230.047 - 233.952 Justin Martin

Yeah, you'll have about three, four months worth of work.

233.973 - 236.496 Godwin

You just wait until it all melts and see what's under that.

Chapter 8: How do the hosts handle listener questions about dating?

236.536 - 242.224 Si Robertson

Hunter's quitting us to get in the tree business. He's going to be a logger, if you will. A logger.

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242.204 - 263.757 Justin Martin

so well we were about you may want to stick with this yeah you're better limited knowledge of you probably that's not a wheelbar they ain't gonna take you seriously when you pull up in that orange thing you drive you start pulling up in that talking about tree removal if your car has ever been on a commercial with a bunch of hamsters driving around new york city you're not in for the tree business not quite that one

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263.737 - 268.282 Si Robertson

Same difference. Same difference. Oh, boy.

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268.302 - 273.527 Justin Martin

Well, good for you, Goblin. I'm happy for you. I'm happy for you.

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273.847 - 285.599 Si Robertson

And especially Johanna, because have it. I mean, the six-year-old, or how old is she? My seven-year-old was enough in that ordeal. I can't imagine a little smaller. Hey, they cry in stereo.

286.96 - 289.002 Justin Martin

Yeah. Yeah, I remember them days.

289.302 - 308.282 Godwin

I mean, one of them gets cranked up. Yeah, but it waits and they're all in time. Yeah. It's stereo. I got a strain because you pick them up and they shut up. You put them back down. They crying again. They crying again. Pick them up.

308.303 - 316.453 Unknown

Nothing. Hunter, take notes. Well, I mean, it's just a good like window into how my parents did it. I forget.

316.533 - 328.012 Godwin

I was feeding baby. Too many twins. Bottle washer and garbage detail. That's what I done. Who did the cooking? Johanna. She is a very good cook. There you go.

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