Uncle Si Chooses the Winner of the Best Robertson Beard Contest
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What do Eskimos use to build their houses?
Do you know how Eskimos build their house?
Yeah, they build it out of ice. He glues it together.
It's the ice palace. There you go, Galva. They do what? He glues it together.
They glues it together? He glues it. Oh, I get it.
He glues it together. Because they're called igloos. Yeah. He glues it together. He glues it together. Oh, my. Galvin, you got to quit on these educated jokes.
Why don’t people ice fish?
Have they got a heater in that igloo? You betcha. Have they? You know them people get on ice fishing in them huts and they got heaters in them? Don't they know heat melts ice? I'll fix that. I was going to ask you about that. That ain't, I mean, that ain't right. That ain't right. Everybody keeps asking, you need to come up here ice fishing. No, I ain't doing it. I look like the Michelin man.
Not anymore. You're the incredible shrinking man.
Oh, I'd be the Michelin man if I got on ice. They said, oh, we drive trucks out there. I said, I know. I see them pulling them out on the news.
I ain't getting on no ice. No. I ain't neither. No, when it's that time of year, that's not in season.
I done done that, and I checked that off my bucket list.
You done it?
Yeah. That's not even on my bucket list. Not even on.
That ain't even on the handle of my bucket.
And not even on my bowl list, my plate list. It ain't on the list. I ain't doing it. It ain't much. No, sir.
It's up there with like skydiving.
That's just something I'm not going to do.
I'd do that. I'd do it. I'd jump out of a plane with a parachute. I know it'd be fun, but I just don't think I'll. Without it crashing? I don't think I'll jump out of a plane. If I had a parachute on, I knew how to pull a cord. Well, I don't think I'd jump out of a plane. Si, there's a lot less oxygen down there. If you jump from that high. Well, I know, but it's just a grain. It's not going to be no pain to it.
Yeah, but it goes against the grain. Ain't going to be no pain to it.
Yeah.
You're going to fall for two minutes thinking about it. That's more painful than getting.
I'm going to say, well. Hitting the ground. I tried. You tried. That's two minutes to make sure you got that sinner's prayer right. That's right.
I'd be saying every flavor of it.
Good night. I know where I'm going. I'd be hitting on every flavor. Wait, what did that other one say? Confess with the mouth. Jesus, you're Lord. You'd be hitting all the verses in the New Testament.
Look like doing the Macarena falling out of the sky. I'd be so scared.
that's terrifying two minutes no yeah but if you shoot open then it would really be a a wild trip oh i guarantee you get really well you'd be like a bird yeah like you get to see what ducks yeah yeah you know what happens they got google maps for that you know what happens to them too don't you they get shot i'm out like i'm out on all those things hey i'm not jumping out of a perfectly good airplane i don't think i would you do that slingshot deal at you know that ride pulled in i do that uh-huh that sounds fun now what if that thing breaks where you end up yeah now same thing no not as high i mean you're not as high but you know you're hanging from that tree impaled by a lamb and you're there for seven hours waiting on search and rescue that ain't gonna make it yeah that's way better than the ground i'm i'm i'm quick i i need it
Look, I can hit the ground, but I want to hit it soon.
If you fall 10 feet and hit the ground, you could die. That's right. 10 feet. 10 feet. LeBron James can dunk. That thing's way over 10 feet. No idea what that means. Bungee jump.
I did that swing on the side of the Royal Gorge. Bungee jump.
Yeah, I'd do it. Goblin's an adrenaline junkie. He's an adventurer. Yeah, he's an adrenaline junkie. Have you ever ridden in a boat with him? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, I take it easy. Yeah, he has the knees for speed. Oh, yeah. He's trimmed down for what? WFO. Trimmed down for what? Yeah.
No, we ain't trimming down. No.
We trimming up. He said he ain't trimming down. Goblin going porpoise before he got the front end of that boat in the water. He going to be doing this before that front end's in the water. I can assure you.
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