Uncle Si & Jase Robertson Turn Compliments Into Roasts

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Previously titled “Uncle Si & Jase Robertson: Kings of Backhanded Compliments” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 4, 2026

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What legendary story does Uncle Si share about his missing poker beaver?

Justin Martin 0:00
Hey, we ain't got Hunter anymore. We got Josh. He gonna boss us around.
Jase Robertson 0:14
That's good. Yeah, he is.
Justin Martin 0:15
That's good. Keep us on track.
Jase Robertson 0:17
Si, don't even think about opening that. We ain't ready for you. Hunter gave us a little too much freedom. No way.
Si Robertson 0:22
Well, wait a minute. I got my gun control on, so hey. What? Yeah, every time I put these on, I think I'm in a...
Phillip 0:30
helicopter gunship oh well go hey first and foremost welcome welcome back to the duck call room podcast ladies and ladies and gentlemen salutation we have an in-studio audience right one of which is not quite two so if you hear a little background noise it's not that big of a deal we don't mind i'm used to hearing that so i don't even hear it anymore
Si Robertson 0:51
We got the queen of broken hearts on the right. We do.
Phillip 0:54
We got a five-year-old. What's your name?
Si Robertson 0:56
I never even asked.
Phillip 0:58
What's your name, sister? Hey, queen of broken hearts. Hey. Rosemary. Rosemary. You go good on a steak. That's good.
Si Robertson 1:06
What's the little one's name?
Phillip 1:08
Garlic.

What surprising collection does Uncle Si reveal during the podcast?

Phillip 1:09
Trouble?
Si Robertson 1:11
Time. Probably trouble.
Phillip 1:13
Rosemary and thyme, or is it butter?
Jase Robertson 1:16
I love butter.
Phillip 1:16
All things that go good on a steak.
Jase Robertson 1:18
I'm getting hungry already.
Phillip 1:19
Can I open my present?
Jase Robertson 1:21
No, Si. Leave it alone. I got to tell a story.
Phillip 1:23
What happened? Did Easter Bunny bring you something?
Jase Robertson 1:25
Well, yes, because it's, you know, April is Si's birthday month. And it's also April Fool's month. That's right, 27th. And I called my guys over at, let's see, Newt at... Trinity Diamond. Got it right. I got it right. Newt at Trinity Diamond? Yeah, and I said, Newt, I said, Si. Was it a diamond? Si has lost. No, no, don't open it, Si. You got to read the letter first. But I said, Si has lost something, and I need your help finding it. And I got that letter.
Si Robertson 1:57
Okay.
Jase Robertson 1:57
It's a fun letter.

How do the hosts respond to a heartfelt letter from a soldier?

Jase Robertson 1:58
Si hasn't seen this yet.
Si Robertson 1:59
Okay, so I lost something.
Jase Robertson 2:01
Okay. Is it your mind? It ain't going to fit in that box.
Si Robertson 2:05
I ain't never had that to lose.
Jase Robertson 2:06
It's a new set of teeth.
Si Robertson 2:08
Let's see here, boys.
Phillip 2:09
Did he get a grill?
Si Robertson 2:11
When you informed me of the mysterious disappearance of your pocket beaver, I could not pass up the opportunity to send you a What is that, J.D.? Backup. Backup. Oh, okay. Backup and say thanks for all the laughs and all the great stories over the years. You make the whole world a better place. All the best. Ed, what's the last name?
Justin Martin 2:41
Starts with an S. Ed, we need some handwriting. Way to go, Ed.
Phillip 2:45
Ed S. Well, we can't say first and last name either. Ed S. Ed S. All right, Ed.
Justin Martin 2:49
Duckler. Also, it didn't say the whole world a better place. It just said the world a better place. Well, hey, Cy spiced it up.
Jase Robertson 2:57
He's a storyteller. Look, Johnny D's fact-checking him for a change.
Justin Martin 3:00
I'm ready for it, Cy.
Phillip 3:03
Wait, before you go any further, what did you lose?

What insights do they share about Tiger Woods' recent struggles?

Phillip 3:06
What is a pocket beaver, by the way? From poker, isn't it?
Si Robertson 3:09
I'm just catching everybody up. He can't wait to open it. Look, I had a brass big beaver. I mean, hey, it was probably, you know, Yo, about that big around. A big brass beaver. A little bit bigger than that bell. And you kept that in your pocket? Well, no, no. That was my poker beaver. That was my card.
Jase Robertson 3:30
Well, he did keep it in his pocket. He brought it to the game.
Si Robertson 3:32
But I lost it. Okay. And I don't know what happened to it.
Jase Robertson 3:35
How do you lose something like that?
Si Robertson 3:36
Hold on.
Jase Robertson 3:37
And, Si, you got another one. And what happened to it?
Si Robertson 3:39
Well, hey, look. He found another one. I'm trying to get this turned over the right way. They had it upside down.
Jase Robertson 3:48
What happened when you got your other one?
Si Robertson 3:49
Anyway, it was on a little glass stand.
Phillip 3:55
Uh-huh.
Si Robertson 3:55
Well, the first thing that happened was I don't even know what I was doing, but I just sat down or something or done this, and, hey, the stand just shattered.

What advice do the hosts give about life's challenges?

Phillip 4:05
Okay.
Si Robertson 4:06
So then I had to take a file to it, you know, get all the glass, break all the glass out of it, file it where the metal was real sharp. The statue? You know, and then, hey... The last thing I remember is I took it to a poker game. At Jace's house.
Jase Robertson 4:22
And I've never seen it again. Does Jace have it? I don't know. Willie claims to have it. We can break it. Oh, it's a little old bitty one here. Oh, baby beaver. Oh, you're going to lose that one though, Si. A baby beaver.

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