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Chapter 1: What legendary story does Uncle Si share about his missing poker beaver?
Hey, we ain't got Hunter anymore. We got Josh. He gonna boss us around.
That's good. Yeah, he is.
That's good. Keep us on track.
Si, don't even think about opening that. We ain't ready for you. Hunter gave us a little too much freedom. No way.
Well, wait a minute. I got my gun control on, so hey. What? Yeah, every time I put these on, I think I'm in a...
helicopter gunship oh well go hey first and foremost welcome welcome back to the duck call room podcast ladies and ladies and gentlemen salutation we have an in-studio audience right one of which is not quite two so if you hear a little background noise it's not that big of a deal we don't mind i'm used to hearing that so i don't even hear it anymore
We got the queen of broken hearts on the right. We do.
We got a five-year-old. What's your name?
I never even asked.
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Chapter 2: What surprising collection does Uncle Si reveal during the podcast?
Trouble?
Time. Probably trouble.
Rosemary and thyme, or is it butter?
I love butter.
All things that go good on a steak.
I'm getting hungry already.
Can I open my present?
No, Si. Leave it alone. I got to tell a story.
What happened? Did Easter Bunny bring you something?
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Chapter 3: How do the hosts respond to a heartfelt letter from a soldier?
Si hasn't seen this yet.
Okay, so I lost something.
Okay. Is it your mind? It ain't going to fit in that box.
I ain't never had that to lose.
It's a new set of teeth.
Let's see here, boys.
Did he get a grill?
When you informed me of the mysterious disappearance of your pocket beaver, I could not pass up the opportunity to send you a What is that, J.D.? Backup. Backup. Oh, okay. Backup and say thanks for all the laughs and all the great stories over the years. You make the whole world a better place. All the best. Ed, what's the last name?
Starts with an S. Ed, we need some handwriting. Way to go, Ed.
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Chapter 4: What insights do they share about Tiger Woods' recent struggles?
What is a pocket beaver, by the way? From poker, isn't it?
I'm just catching everybody up. He can't wait to open it. Look, I had a brass big beaver. I mean, hey, it was probably, you know, Yo, about that big around. A big brass beaver. A little bit bigger than that bell. And you kept that in your pocket? Well, no, no. That was my poker beaver. That was my card.
Well, he did keep it in his pocket. He brought it to the game.
But I lost it. Okay. And I don't know what happened to it.
How do you lose something like that?
Hold on.
And, Si, you got another one. And what happened to it?
Well, hey, look. He found another one. I'm trying to get this turned over the right way. They had it upside down.
What happened when you got your other one?
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Chapter 5: What advice do the hosts give about life's challenges?
Okay.
So then I had to take a file to it, you know, get all the glass, break all the glass out of it, file it where the metal was real sharp. The statue? You know, and then, hey... The last thing I remember is I took it to a poker game. At Jace's house.
And I've never seen it again. Does Jace have it? I don't know. Willie claims to have it. We can break it. Oh, it's a little old bitty one here. Oh, baby beaver. Oh, you're going to lose that one though, Si. A baby beaver.
Well, I might get somebody to drill a hole through it and put a necklace on it.
Are you really about to wear a beaver chain?
Yeah. Well, no, no, because look. You just shrank your tail there. Because, hey, look, the other day. Hold it up to the camera, Johnny D. The other day, I lost this here.
Okay, you lost your dog tag?
Yeah, because whoever brought me that big book.
Yeah.
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Chapter 6: What humorous interactions occur around Uncle Si's backhanded compliments?
Well, I lost it. Then I bought another one. My wife bought me another one. And look, I lost it in the bed. And, hey, we've looked the entire house over. Can't find that one.
That was like a good night.
Hey, I'm bad about Lucy. Because what this is is the warrior, and he's got the armor of God on. Okay. Okay. So I knew. I said, oh, I got to think about it. I looked all over the house. I said, oh, I know what happened. I broke it off when I was handling that barn door book they sent me. And when I come in here, I look, it was sitting in my chair. Oh, okay. So at the end, I had to put it back on.
The lost and found. Lost and found. How long have you been wearing chains? Huh? Well, anything that was religious. But speaking of that.
Flavor flame.
Look, I've been through two wars. And I'm sick of them. Okay. So, hey, I want to start a global movement.
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Chapter 7: How do the hosts reflect on the meaning of true friendship?
Okay. Okay. That every human being has the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, for crying out loud.
Okay.
So let's try God's way. I'm in. Let's love each other, for crying out loud.
What makes you happy?
Huh?
I'm setting you up for sales.
Not much. It don't take much to make me happy. Happiness is killing things. You know what makes me happy?
Taking a Mylar Drake's head smooth off.
Well, hey, you know what makes me happy? Throwing that little 32-ounce jig out there in Caney Lake. and give it about a two count.
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Chapter 8: What final thoughts do they have about faith and personal struggles?
Stone had to sell his boat because he has daughters and they had to have cars.
Do you think the first person that ever made a brass beaver said, what in the world am I doing here?
No.
He knew there was a market for a brass beaver?
That thing is dense.
That's a heavy beater.
His tail just snapped me right in the gut. That thing's heavier than it looks. Hey, I'm telling you. That thing was made out of tungsten.
Hey, I can tell right now this is too small. I'll lose this sucker. Well, leave it somewhere safe. Hey, I'm going to have to drill me a hole through it and put a chain on it. Oh, speaking of chains. We're fixing to go to Missouri to get my permanent teeth. I left a necklace up there. In the hotel? No. In the dentist office?
Yeah. How many necklaces are you wearing?
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