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Uncle Si Laughs at Trump Being an Absolute Weirdo

11 Jun 2026

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Chapter 1: What humorous stories does Uncle Si share about his life?

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You like Bucky's? I don't ever go in. Oh, no, he ain't never been in one. He's never been? I don't ever go in. Who bought you those? He sits in the parking lot. So he just went in and bought them.

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Si's got people, Jacob. That's where you need to get to. That's the level you got to get to. Si's got people. He's got personal shoppers.

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Yeah, I don't think that's going to ever happen for me.

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I like it. I'm quasi one of Si's personal shoppers. It's enjoyable. But I know what he likes. He doesn't change.

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No new tricks over there. What's your favorite snack from Bucky's? Probably the chocolate-covered almonds. Yeah. Somebody was telling me about those cookie dough bites that they have in the refrigerator. I'm sure. I'm not a cookie dough person either, but they love them. They swear by them. Chocolate-covered raisins.

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yeah i just like chocolate covered raisin do what that's terrible oh hey that's good yeah why what what why did raisins even get started yeah what's that little brand that had the cardboard box or not cardboard but like a little paper container when i was younger of raisins what's that oh what are those it's not the uh what was the question a little red box of raisins it's like a sick like a small made sun made yeah is that it yeah i think that's it

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And it was small. It was a small box. Yeah, it's a little red box. Yeah, it's a little box. I'd always take the whole thing and use it. Do they still make it? I ain't eating no raisin. That is a good looking woman on that box. Well, I figured they'd have to take her off. I'm a man with a type.

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and the sun made raisin lady might have shaped my whole type did you eat a lot of raisins growing up i remember the boxes i don't like raisins well i love it kind of dresses just like allison hey i could eat a case of what i'm saying lots of red lots of white because i used to take it do it like a true brown hair fair skin i'd have the whole box in my mouth That box started hatred for me.

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Hatred? Yeah, hatred of raisins. I don't like raisins.

Chapter 2: How do the hosts plan the ultimate food tour for World Cup visitors?

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Yeah. Al walked up to me. He said, I have shrunk past this, but I figured you could appreciate it. And I said, you betcha. And it's just Gulf of America all over it. Yeah.

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That's ridiculous, Mark.

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Is it like a map?

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Is it just like a map?

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No, it just really celebrates Gulf of America. It was... I feel like it was one of those Etsy shop deals. Timu. Yeah, right when all that happened. I feel like it may have been fan mail. I can't imagine Al actually purchasing that. I would. Oh, he bought it.

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Oh, okay. Oh, he bought it.

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Al. He's got shorts? Oh, I did not know this was a suit.

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The worst thing that could happen to Al was if he got like on Etsy or something. That sucker would buy some interesting clothes.

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For a man who likes putting his name on his own forearm, I'm sure he'd put all kinds of monogram stuff.

Chapter 3: What are the boys' favorite snacks from Bucky's?

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Oh, forget that. They didn't have air conditioning. I mean, there's a lot of things they didn't have. And in Boston, they didn't have heat. They're in a far. You know it was cold up there.

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You know it was cold. In Boston, they didn't have any scents either.

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Yeah. And last time I went there, it's like I didn't have no salt or pepper either.

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Yeah, that's it.

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So, you know, they must have thrown that in there with the tea.

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I had some good pizza in Boston. Pizza? Mm-hmm. Pizza's for everyone. Praise God. That was probably a smart move on your part. It was good. We went to a Red Sox game, and then we went there. It was pretty good. Red Sox? That was a good move on your part.

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Y'all went full-blown tourist. Y'all did.

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Mm-hmm. So it's like you don't ever want to go to Britain if you're in Germany. how would yeah yeah if you're in germany you gotta eat yeah okay so hey stay in germany the food there is real good hold on england got a fish and chips down though Yeah, they can cook at Ocean Whitefish. Define Britain. Like, where are we talking about? Well, there's too many countries in there.

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That's what I was about to say. I have no idea what it even means. I was going to say, where are we talking about? I don't know who's part of it. I don't know. No, you're in Britain. Yeah. Yeah. Because they're all on the same team in the Olympics, but when the World Cup starts, they got their own team. I don't know. And they got a king. Yeah. He ain't even in charge of nothing. No.

Chapter 4: How does the discussion shift to the topic of soccer and the World Cup?

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It kicks off. World Cup is here. I need to go watch Ted Lasso again.

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It's the semi-quincentennial of America. Say it. Say it.

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We're about to be 250. 250. 250.

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It's our semi-quincentennial. I used to weigh 250. I did too. There you go. Not anymore. I'm headed back that direction. I might have to get with you on a plan for all this inflammation I got going on when I put this soccer jersey on.

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Hey, let me tell you. Yeah, Si is not here, y'all. He didn't, but I just think he's asleep, which is good for him, man. Did we ever confirm where he is, Hunter?

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He's over. Yeah, he's home. Just sitting there. Yeah. Just laughing at us. Just sitting there. He's saying, what are them boys talking about?

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No, I'll tell you what he's doing. He got that white T-shirt on with 17 stains. He's sitting there watching Fox News, getting pissed off. That's what he's doing right now. He's not watching Fox.

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He's watching. All right. Can we talk about it since he's not here? What? I love this great country. Clearly. Look at my wardrobe. I like our soccer team. I like our basketball team.

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i love our air conditioning i love everything special what then that wardrobe oh yeah i had i had these shoes but i got me some new uh uh what are those shoelaces to i almost bought a usa team shirt at academy you should have they're they're hosting you know like in houston so academy's like helping all them people out they did i saw they did like a soccer clinic with

Chapter 5: What insights do the hosts share about the impact of American culture on Europeans?

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Of all the sinful temptations there are in life, a foot website doesn't even go on my radar.

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If anybody tells you I was on the dark web looking at feet pics, let me tell you something.

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They got the wrong fella. I don't like my own. One of my best friend's wife paid for a cruise trip doing that. Looking at people's feet. Yeah, she took photos of her feet and got paid. She's like, the weirdos want it.

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And she got to go have a buffet on the water for a week.

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She's like, I wasn't naked or anything, so it seemed okay. What'd she have, socks on? That's wild.

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Is she like, only in America. No, unfortunately, I think that goes worldwide. I think that goes worldwide. I think that came from England.

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They want you to do weird stuff. They want you to dip your toes in ketchup and all that. Or write their name.

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Do you not want to fish so much? I think I got you a side gig.

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I'd rather be broke living under a bridge.

Chapter 6: What personal health journeys do the hosts discuss?

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What are you doing at Roselaw? Up here, yeah. Yeah, Roselaw. Four rounds. There you go. Four rounds. Y'all just walk through the whole cemetery? No, we cut through Bromley's. Then we come down there right by the pond. Bromley's still alive for those. That's just a neighbor. And we go up the hill, and then we make four loops.

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And on the fourth loop, then you go down by the crosses and make another loop, and then you go out. That's three miles. Almost right at four miles. There you go. There you go. There's a lot of people that walk in cemeteries, which would be really cool if Jesus were to come back right when you were walking there.

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Unless you got left behind. I'm running. Unless all the dead rose and you're standing there saying, uh-oh.

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Uh-oh.

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Trials and tribulations are here. Yeah. That would be tough. That would be a tough deal. Talking about today, did you hear the coroner died? Uh-uh. He still went to work. I know the coroner. You scared me. Our coroner? Yeah. I didn't say our coroner. He's my buddy.

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I didn't say our coroner.

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It's the guy that got us through COVID.

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In general. In general. He's the guy that came out here and swept that old boy up off of train tracks that day.

Chapter 7: How do the hosts respond to current events and personal stories?

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I mean, you want to watch the championships. I've watched the NBA finals now, which really feels rigged. I don't think so. Man, the way those games end feel like there's a script involved. I'm not saying there is. I'm not one of those conspiracy fellers. But it just seems like this long string of things that has to happen continues to happen. And I don't like it.

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You think Donald Trump went to the NBA finals to help rig it?

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No.

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I do. I'm going to go down that road. I like it. Oh, okay. I just decided this in this moment.

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No, but I don't know. It's weird. The College World Series starts this weekend, too.

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I don't watch basketball. I played it one time, and everybody run down to the other end, and I just waited on them to come back because I went down there with them, and then they took off. I'm saying, I ain't running all this. I just sat there waiting for them to come back. Then they put me on the bank. You would not like soccer. Yeah, that's a lot of running. Yeah, but they go down there.

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They down there a while. sometimes it ain't over here and then back over here and then back over there and i mean it's just you run down there and they already hit it to the other side yeah soccer's one i don't really understand i'd play on that head lasso was my favorite version how do you not understand soccer well but don't use your hands i understand it in the net i know but who's doing what

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But it's always like one team just wants to play defense the whole time and then just counter like fast break. But one team, they're like always on one half of the field the whole time.

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Strategy.

Chapter 8: What final thoughts do the hosts share about life and community?

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We'll get a bunch of them. Yeah.

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And I do. When I read them, I stop and pray for them right then. Yeah. Even if we don't bring them up here on the podcast. And I've talked to a lot of people throughout the years that have listened to this and they'll come in the honey hole and be like, dude, I was going through some crap and y'all talked about and World Cups or whatever it is we talk about.

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And we like to give people a break, but at the end of the day, we're all going through it.

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Everybody.

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And if you rewind this podcast about a year ago, your boy was really going through it. Yeah, I told Johnny D last night. We were all going through it.

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I told Johnny D in a text last night, I was like, if this is going to start happening every May and June, I'm just going to start skipping them.

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Skip it. I don't need no birthday party.

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No, we can fast forward through this. Let's get to July, man.

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But- But it reminds me of a verse in the Bible in John and this carpenter from Nazareth. His name was Jesus. Oh, Jesus.

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