Uncle Si's Best Friends Plot to Vandalize His Home

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Previously titled “Uncle Si Laughs at Trump Being an Absolute Weirdo” — renamed by the publisher on Aug 4, 2026

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What humorous stories does Uncle Si share about his life?

You like Bucky's? I don't ever go in. Oh, no, he ain't never been in one. He's never been? I don't ever go in. Who bought you those? He sits in the parking lot. So he just went in and bought them.
Si Robertson 0:18
Si's got people, Jacob. That's where you need to get to. That's the level you got to get to. Si's got people. He's got personal shoppers.
Yeah, I don't think that's going to ever happen for me.
Si Robertson 0:27
I like it. I'm quasi one of Si's personal shoppers. It's enjoyable. But I know what he likes. He doesn't change.
No new tricks over there. What's your favorite snack from Bucky's? Probably the chocolate-covered almonds. Yeah. Somebody was telling me about those cookie dough bites that they have in the refrigerator. I'm sure. I'm not a cookie dough person either, but they love them. They swear by them. Chocolate-covered raisins.
Si Robertson 0:56
yeah i just like chocolate covered raisin do what that's terrible oh hey that's good yeah why what what why did raisins even get started yeah what's that little brand that had the cardboard box or not cardboard but like a little paper container when i was younger of raisins what's that oh what are those it's not the uh what was the question a little red box of raisins it's like a sick like a small made sun made yeah is that it yeah i think that's it
And it was small. It was a small box. Yeah, it's a little red box. Yeah, it's a little box. I'd always take the whole thing and use it. Do they still make it? I ain't eating no raisin. That is a good looking woman on that box. Well, I figured they'd have to take her off. I'm a man with a type. and the sun made raisin lady might have shaped my whole type did you eat a lot of raisins growing up i remember the boxes i don't like raisins well i love it kind of dresses just like allison hey i could eat a case of what i'm saying lots of red lots of white because i used to take it do it like a true brown hair fair skin i'd have the whole box in my mouth That box started hatred for me. Hatred? Yeah, hatred of raisins.
I don't like raisins.
Si Robertson 2:11
I don't like them either.
I don't know how they ever- I'll eat them in a trail mix, but I'm not like- But I'm telling you, that woman is gorgeous on that box. I can't get past that. I feel like- The raisin lady was a good looking lady.
Si Robertson 2:22
they still make it by the way we're glad y'all are advocates for the sun made lady I did you know I went to Guntersville Alabama yesterday I saw an interesting shirt up there that only the state of Alabama could Provide. Would Hunter's grandpa wear it? Probably. I don't know if, well, we'll see if Hunter cuts this out or not. Is it that bad? It's just, it's weird. There was a guy wearing a shirt at a gas station in between Guntersville and Scottsboro, Alabama. There's nothing there, but I had stopped gas.
Was he, it was for sale there?
Si Robertson 2:59
No, he was wearing it. This man had purchased this shirt and it was a native American. on a horse, and underneath it, it says, should have been a cowboy.
Should have learned to rope and ride.
Si Robertson 3:17
Could you see that shirt anywhere other than the state of Alabama? They would cancel you quickly. That's pretty good. I know a state. Mississippi, they'd wear that.
Mississippi.
Si Robertson 3:30
Yeah, I looked at the guy walking out of the deal, and I said, hmm. I was walking in to take a leak. He was walking out. I said, hmm.
That's a rage bait shirt.
Si Robertson 3:41
Yeah, that one's one you make for clicks. I don't know if he made it himself on, like,
You know that guy that I used to have as a customer, and we know he's not listening.
Si Robertson 3:50
Who, Hunter's grandpa?
No, the guy that kept coming in with the world's most outrageous shirts.
Si Robertson 3:55
Oh, yeah. Don't bully me. Yeah, no, no, no.
We can't go any further there. I don't get people.
Si Robertson 4:01
Hunter, stop laughing. Hunter, do you know the shirt? Yeah, Hunter's part of the group text. Yeah, oh, yeah.
I have this one customer, and he wears these obscene T-shirts.
Si Robertson 4:10
I'm like, you can't wear that. Yeah.
But he does.
Si Robertson 4:13
But he's deaf.
That's also true.
Si Robertson 4:15
So I don't, but does that mean you can get away? Whatever. I rode elevator this morning and, uh, No, where was that? Meridian, Mississippi.

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