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Uncle Si Lives Under Pressure You Wouldn’t Even Understand
Thu, 14 Nov 2024 22:30:00 -0000
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Uncle Si is intrigued by the escaped lab monkeys in South Carolina, and if this is where our very own “Planet of the Apes” story begins, he’s not too upset about it. Stone’s daughter calls Si out over his dubious tall tales, and Martin admits that he knows firsthand the difficulties Si faced back in the day hunting with Phil and his drinking buddies. John-David finds a fudge factory in Uranus, Indiana that he’d like to visit. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Chapter 1: What happened with the escaped monkeys in South Carolina?
Because you would think, you know, that's what always amazed me when he started his fishing, you know, making a living. You would think if you dropped a net, okay, 12 foot up, all the way across the river from bank to bank. If anything moves, it'll catch it. Uh-uh. Wrong answer. If you don't know, look at the spots and how the water and all, you got to know that just, it's unreal.
And I'm talking about, you can be off a foot, not catch a scale.
I asked that boy named Peter. He's just on the wrong side of the boat.
He's on the wrong side of the boat. No, no, no. That's the craziest thing.
All he had to do was throw every under.
Oh, no. I've had personal experience with that. Tell me, hey. With Jesus Christ? No. But in his creation, there's two corks sitting in. Hey, I'm telling you, they wasn't an inch apart. Both of us has got a big shiner on it. Mine would go under. Big crappy. Yeah. Put another one on it. Put it right back where it was. Fifteen times in a row.
Who was fishing with you?
A kid that lived next door.
Was he your driver?
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about the monkeys' escape?
But he says you guys a lot. There was no y'all. I'm going to go with Tennessee. You guys. Middle Tennessee. That's what I'm going with.
I'm going to go with Carolinas. From Cincinnati, Ohio.
Cincinnati, Ohio. You eat your chili with spaghetti noodles, you weirdo. Yeah, and out of a bag. Skyline Chili, baby. The Uranus Fudge Factory. Can we order from there? Yeah. Slap it up there. Let's see what we want. It's just a weird place. Fudge from Uranus. Are we allowed to even talk about this? Well, I mean, why not?
Clever Cletus Hillbilly Novelties. This is the place on the side of the interstate that people love. I can tell. Oh, boy. I've got one more if you want to. Yeah, go ahead. Go ahead. All right. Hey, guys. Love the podcast. My name's Dwayne. I'll tell you where I'm from at the end. Okay.
Now that On Patrol Live is filming and following the Monroe Police Department, how long is it going to be before we see Uncle Si on TV?
d wayne uncle sy pretty straight laced and he don't get to rolling around by the time that show comes on so they're gonna have to catch him on a 2 p.m one that says you know recorded earlier yeah pd live is not live when size awake yeah no they they're gonna they're gonna struggle to catch uncle sy but i'm sure if you've watched in the past and you're a faithful watcher you've seen uncle sy on plenty of t-shirts of those that were out
uh nefarious rascals out until midnight you know so um and i because i have i have a picture on my phone of it and uh uh do you guys want to guess where this guy's from real quick minnesota uh live pd uh north carolina that's what i was gonna say carolina west virginia i'm from corbin kentucky the home of the original KFC's Omega Gar of Chicken. Thank you all.
I was about to say, that's not something to be proud of, bro. My man said Mega Gar of Chicken. We are changing lives, y'all. We're changing the whole world. The only people that think KFC's any good live in Europe. Cy, do you ever watch Live PD? Not much. Not much?
I think it's called On Patrol now, but they got it. It's at the Monroe Police Department. So I figured, honestly, the most likely one of us to end up on there is Johnny D. No chance. No, I'm saying Rowdy from a hockey game. I figured, you know, because Monroe PD is right there by the Civic Center, so somebody come down there and do something stupid to you.
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Chapter 5: What’s the significance of Veterans Day in this episode?
That monkey, he ain't going to lie to your face.
Well, you heard it here first, boys. No, he may come take your Christmas tree cake donut out your hand, but that's about where it ends.
That's as rude as he's going to be to you. He'll pick a couple bugs out of your hair.
Hey, he's transparent is what we're trying to say.
But for real, though, there's monkeys. What you say is what you get. We legitimately have. Apparently, since yesterday, they've caught 18 more of them. Okay. But there's legitimately 25 monkeys on the loose in South Carolina.
Well, what were they testing? That's the question.
Oh, but they seem to be quick to be gathering them. So what's the rule on the monkeys? Like if you see one, because it's hunting season.
Yeah.
So like an old redneck's out there at a corn feeder, and here comes a monkey.
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Chapter 6: How do Si and the gang spread holiday cheer to their staff?
They've never learned. That's what gets me. I've hunted with these guys 50 years.
Mm-hmm.
And they've never learned. Hey. Yeah.
Just don't move.
Movement is what the ducks see.
There you go.
As long as you're standing up and you got your hat like I've got mine on, and I never raise it any further. Okay? One of these, that's what they see. We call it rubbernecking.
So if I just sit still, they won't see me.
Hey, look, I've been in a duck blind before it gets daylight, right when it's starting to get daylight, and you would think the blind was on fire because there is a flame. Coming out over the porch. And it's light everywhere, okay? It lights the decoys up.
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