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Uncle Si Meets a Long-Lost Cousin After a Family Shootout

18 Dec 2025

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Chapter 1: What family lore does Uncle Si share about the deadly Robertson shootout?

0.79 - 30.139 Justin Martin

anyways um yeah all right welcome back to the podcast ladies and gentlemen go keep it together the jokes beforehand today were great people oh man y'all see it one day i don't know when but one day we'll get all this dark years yeah dark it's just a couple of dark minutes a lot You kind of got to get everything out of your system before you go live.

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30.24 - 33.426 John-David Owen

It's just duck call room for adults.

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33.446 - 37.434 Justin Martin

It's duck call locker room is what it is. It's hilarious.

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37.454 - 38.977 John-David Owen

It's objectively hilarious.

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38.997 - 46.64 Justin Martin

Yeah. Welcome back, Phillip. Wow. Thank you. I appreciate it, Martin. I do know where you got that jacket. You do? Yeah.

46.66 - 47.822 Si Robertson

Who even knows where that's at?

Chapter 2: What childhood experiences did Uncle Si have with his cousins?

48.063 - 53.755 Justin Martin

In the middle of that big field in Springfield, downtown Springfield, Missouri, by the way, out in the middle of nowhere.

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53.916 - 61.813 John-David Owen

I didn't notice the logo was on the jacket. How much merch did you steal from a dentist shop? Did you just lose a tooth?

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61.793 - 63.376 Justin Martin

No, you got new teeth.

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64.157 - 73.092 Phillip

No, that's not right. So I've got Invisalign, and they're straightening out my teeth in order to do some other work.

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73.112 - 75.436 John-David Owen

Don't switch the trays too fast. I hear about it all the time.

75.456 - 76.137 Phillip

Oh, I'm not going to.

76.197 - 78.02 John-David Owen

Got to go by the bill.

78.04 - 78.881 Phillip

I'm a rule follower.

78.901 - 82.367 Justin Martin

That's what Brittany does. So, yeah, if you want to catch a proper scolding,

Chapter 3: How is Phillip's retirement from his Santa role at the children's home significant?

107.542 - 115.236 Phillip

Like a semicolon. That's a semicolon. I never know which is where. So we say it's in the middle of nowhere because you kind of drive around the back to get there.

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115.336 - 135.922 Justin Martin

Yeah, but it's right off of the interstate in Springfield, Missouri. You can't miss it. No, you cannot miss it. A big glass building. I was like a mile away, and I was sitting there thinking, why does that look familiar? And then as I get closer, I see the smile, and I said... Oh, okay. I do know where this is. I know where I'm at now.

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135.942 - 141.497 John-David Owen

I don't know why anyone would want to be a dentist. Can you imagine just putting your hands in other people's mouth all day?

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Chapter 4: What career milestone is celebrated for John-David in this episode?

141.933 - 152.145 Justin Martin

No, but they do work some pretty sweet hours. They choose their own schedule, and I guess they pick out how much money they want to make in a year and whatever that equals. That's how much they work.

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152.165 - 153.266 John-David Owen

They just keep working until then.

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153.406 - 154.828 Justin Martin

Yeah, they're like, eh.

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154.848 - 155.589 John-David Owen

Good for the dentist.

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155.649 - 157.071 Justin Martin

Yeah, they take off months at a time.

157.091 - 164.92 John-David Owen

I miss that at career day. And speaking of career day, that whole bunch is good people.

164.9 - 178.627 Phillip

And I noticed Si's enjoyed it since he's had his new teeth, y'all. Oh, ain't no doubt. And I've sent y'all some pictures from the meet and greets that we've been to, and he's got some big smiles, huh? He's got them big cheesing. They love it. People love it.

Chapter 5: How did Uncle Si's family dynamics impact his upbringing?

178.968 - 182.235 John-David Owen

Look, but speaking of career day, I've got big news.

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182.716 - 183.157 Phillip

Uh-oh.

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183.177 - 198.478 John-David Owen

I'm finally an adult. I got a text this morning from the high school that I graduated from inviting me back for career week. And I'm going to speak to the high schoolers. Oh, you're going to speak about career.

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198.818 - 203.464 Justin Martin

Did they give you a full list of who's there? No, but I might want to know that before you sign up.

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203.484 - 206.087 John-David Owen

I'm on a panel and I couldn't be more excited to be the weird guy.

206.127 - 207.049 Justin Martin

Who's on the panel with you?

207.069 - 210.072 John-David Owen

I don't know. We won't know. It's not till February.

210.093 - 212.035 Phillip

I've got your theme song ready.

212.318 - 213.723 John-David Owen

I think I'm going to have walk-up music.

Chapter 6: What humorous stories arise from Uncle Si's childhood antics?

213.844 - 218.601 Phillip

Here it is. I'm digging up worms. I'm digging up worms.

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218.882 - 224.381 John-David Owen

But, yeah, and I'm thinking about missing it and sending Cy in my place. Just like that episode.

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224.401 - 231.675 Justin Martin

Yeah, which career do they want to know about? I don't know. They're not going to let Cy back in. Do they want to know about the tackle shop or do they want to know about the podcast?

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231.715 - 233.178 John-David Owen

I actually asked that question.

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233.198 - 234.801 Justin Martin

Semi-retired reality TV star?

234.941 - 241.534 John-David Owen

And nobody, they didn't respond to that. They didn't give him no input. I said, do y'all want retail or podcast or what? Or output, maybe.

Chapter 7: How does Uncle Si reflect on the impact of family gatherings?

241.554 - 243.658 Hunter

I haven't heard. If you need podcast help.

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244.432 - 249.618 Unknown

Oh, Hunter, that would be a big deal for you.

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249.778 - 253.723 John-David Owen

Hunter, do you want to take a career day? I think we should all just show up.

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253.803 - 258.649 Justin Martin

Back to school. I hear it and I'm like, oh, thank God nobody asked me.

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258.869 - 269.241 John-David Owen

Oh, you should come with me. It'll be hilarious. But here's the best part. I was thinking about it. I was like, yeah, I'll do it. It'll be funny. And then I thought, but what about my high school yearbook?

270.183 - 271.124 Justin Martin

You going to take it with you?

Chapter 8: What insights does Uncle Si provide about the importance of family heritage?

271.245 - 276.752 John-David Owen

Yeah, I am. Because there is a section of the senior quote.

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276.772 - 279.436 Justin Martin

No. Yeah. They ask you what you want to be?

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279.496 - 279.817 John-David Owen

Yes.

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280.057 - 280.678 Justin Martin

What was it?

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280.798 - 289.951 John-David Owen

It says, after graduation, I planned to, and I had to fill it out. Guess what a 17-year-old John David Owen wrote? A gynecologist.

289.971 - 290.212 Justin Martin

No.

290.572 - 290.853

What?

291.734 - 293.136 John-David Owen

Gosh, no.

293.116 - 303.449 Justin Martin

Maybe that was just me at 17. No, not me. That's a tough one. Business owner. A professional slope. No.

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