Uncle Si Survives Another Death Hoax!

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What happened to Uncle Si?

Host 1:55
He ain't coming to New Orleans. Yes, he is.
Martin 1:57
Who is? They flying all the way to Philly. Who is? The Eagles offensive coordinator.
Host 2:01
He ain't coming. He ain't coming down here. You're an offensive mind. Why are you going to come be a part of that trash?
Martin 2:06
Yeah. He ain't coming down here.
Host 2:09
Fix it.
Martin 2:10
You can only be a head coach so many times.
Host 2:12
Yeah, he's okay. He's got plenty more coming.
Martin 2:14
He's like my age. I know. If he ends up a head coach in the NFL at my age, then I'm going to sell worms.
John-David 2:21
I love that everybody's panicking.
Host 2:22
About what?
John-David 2:23
All the football coaches.
Host 2:25
They're all panicking. Hey, at least we're not the Cowboys. Hey, we still them boys. We're talking about football. They always get mad at us when we talk about sports. Hunters over there are like, you bunch of nerds.
Martin 2:37
Y'all want to see something fun?
Host 2:38
Why can't y'all talk about magic?
Martin 2:40
I decided to look up Cy on Facebook because I figured that's where I saw this.
Host 2:44
How dead he was?
Martin 2:45
Some clown from Newsmax put an article up about how hurt he is and how he's in the hospital, but he's recovering. And I just put a comment under this with a picture of me and Si that said this isn't even close to true.
Host 3:03
Johnny D, now that, that is playing. I like it. What picture did they use of Si, by the way?
Martin 3:11
Pray for Uncle Si because he's wearing backwards hats.
Host 3:15
Wow, look at that picture. Yeah, they had your date of birth and the year you passed. Look at that eyebrow on that one.
John-David 3:23
That's my rapper.
Martin 3:24
Oh, I guess.
John-David 3:25
That's my rapping hat.

How do death hoaxes affect friends and family?

Martin 3:27
I guess actually all the stuff he said was true. Well, my bad.
John-David 3:31
Here's the deal. I appreciate the prayer. Yeah. We want the prayers. Hey, I'll take the prayer anytime.
Host 3:37
Yeah. We need the prayers. They need to practice. You can pray for all of us.
John-David 3:41
Well, that's a win-win situation. We're doing you right. And, yeah, you're lifting my name up to everybody. Hey. But, Si, are you tired of dying?
Host 3:50
Huh? Are you tired of dying? No.
John-David 3:56
Hey, here's my take on that. I ain't worried about dying.
Host 3:59
I ain't scared to die no more, Josie. Okay. Yeah.
John-David 4:03
He's pert as a rutting buck. I ain't worried about it because I know the man that resurrected people.
Host 4:09
Thank you. That's right. Okay. He done got you a handful of times.
John-David 4:13
Hey.
Host 4:14
I mean, good night.
John-David 4:15
Look, I'm in a boneless. Me and Phil both in boneless years right now.
Host 4:19
Why is that? 70? Yeah. Well, you're at 70 plus 7. Yeah, I'm on the bonus year. So you're on that forgiveness bag now. How many times are you supposed to forgive? 70 plus 7.
Martin 4:32
All them old farts in Genesis lived to be like 130.

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