Uncle Si Warns of Tiktok’s Effect on Relationships
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What stories does Uncle Si have for us today?
I'm so excited for today. I got stories galore.
Oh, you got a story to tell.
I got stories galore today.
Stories galore.
One involves a potential guest.
Is that more than a gazillion? It's like two or three. It's like two or three gazillions.
No, two or three regular stories.
If I pull your mic in.
That gets in the way of his hot chocolate.
Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
He's not even drinking. Wow, he did that without the coffee. Without the coffee. That's impressive, Michael Winslow. That's awesome. I can't even do it with my teeth. Welcome back to the Duck Call Room, everybody. Everybody's got their own beverage. We've got Goblin and some coffee. I've got coffee. And I've got happy, happy, happy chocolate. Yeah, Si got hot chocolate from our friends over at y'all. Johnny D's drinking tea from our friends over at y'all.
Peach. It's an odd shape.
I just got water. Y'all can just come back. You're a water guy. You've been a water guy. Got high quality H2O.
He is. Martin's been a water guy as long as I know of him.
Yeah, I don't know why. It's my favorite.
You're really into it.
I really am into it.
There's lots of flavor in water.
Yeah, in our water it is. It's also life-giving. Yeah, there you go. The living water. The living water. Living water. But I drink it too, Liv. Springs of living water shall flow from you. Wouldn't you? That's for sure. Too small? Oh, Sadie was right there. Oh, was she? That makes sense. Yeah. She has a smaller head. Yeah, tiny head.
Oh, I got a notification. There's a deer. Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. Another notification, deer. Hey, I have a notification for you, Si. What? Are you ready to hear my favorite story that happened this week? Well, hey, yeah. You guys remember the book fair at school?
The who? Yeah, heck yeah, man.
The book fair.
The book fair? Book. Where you could go spend way too much money on little trinkets and things.
Yeah, it's a parent trap to make you spend more money in school.
That must have been before my time.
Okay, well, the boys had the book fair. Ben's brought his own money. Just showed up home with books one day. I said, where'd you get that? He goes, I brought money to school. I'm like, it's weird that you have that much money. Also, where'd you get it? He'd been saving. But then I got report from the school that Carter interrupted the entire book fair.
For what? He didn't like the toy selection? What was the title of the book your son chose? Oh, he bought an actual book. No, he has the book now. Oh, okay. Because at the book fair, I never bought the books. I bought the ancillary stuff.
You know how there's that whole history section that no kids go to?
Yeah. Carter does. Why is something burnt? Oh, no, that's not. Our air is hooked to the coffee roaster now, so they're roasting coffee. Yeah, that's what that is. I don't even smell it. That's it. Surprisingly, as you go through the process to make the coffee, it stinks. Hey, that's what I tell you. Throw it to kingdom come. Throw that coffee at kingdom come. Throw it to kingdom come. Oh, is it going to smell like that in here? Hey, look, only Jesus can fix that. Is that a new smell we have to deal with? Yeah, but in fairness. Bring back the mildew. That's just because it's new. I was going to say, when you said something's burning, then you said, oh, that's right. Don't roast it. They hooked the coffee maker to the air vents?
Well, they finally fixed our sweat lodge in here, and they hooked us up to the right unit. Oh. But it also services this room.
And it just happened to be in the kitchen. I was worried about wearing these sweatpants in this room today, but I noticed it was cool in here.
Yeah, and there's a nice cold breeze blowing down my back. I've been cold all day, so it's fine.
Welcome back to the duck call room where now it stinks.
But it's cool.
But it's a different stink.
Hey, but it ain't a moldy spell. It's a different stink. It begs the question, would you rather be cold and stinky or hot and stinky? Both of them. Yeah, cold and stinky. No, you won't cold. Because, hey, you get more stinky when you get hot.
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