David Meets the Cast of Obsession + The NBA Finals
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Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade
59 min
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5 chapters
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What is David's experience meeting the cast of Obsession?
we're talking about me obsession and how scared i am of it right they said you haven't seen it and i go no and then the lead girl in the movie said oh are you too scared i said yeah and the guy goes my grandma saw it and she only sees like the sheep detective i go well that's too scary for me i said i didn't know the sheep talked they didn't tell me that that would scare the shit out of me Oh, we laugh so hard at that one.
If I go down and have to tell someone, hey, could you put your phone away? The idea I have to tell them just during the movie would make me so mad that I couldn't get back into the movie. But the hat worked. Well, could Paula go take care of business? It was Paula, actually. Oh, she sits that far away from you? Yeah, she likes to be a little closer, and she took some selfies. She likes to stare straight up. And the horse and buggy people went crazy when cars came in.
I still have that business. It's bombing.
Yeah, I was surprised when I first went to your house. You have a really cool horse and buggy out front. I go, David, it's 2026.
I thought they were coming back, but it's going the other way.
You're like, hey, buddy. Hey, buddy. Check your dial. Yeah, that's about six. We got about a six. You want me to go higher? Greg?
Greg?
Dane is in work mode.
He's like six. Most of what we do is technical here. So Greg, is it okay?
No comedy. Okay. Welcome to tech talk. This is good. We got through that.
It's kind of cool. Look at my bars in the frame now.
Oh, that's kind of cool. I always fidget with the mic. Your bar is all right. It looks like a little...
To say, well, that's kind of cool. It is. It's not cool at all. Positive. It's not cool, and it's not uncool. My bar's in the frame. Why do you have to put a thing on it?
Who is the guy in track and field that rolls over the bar on the high jump?
You mean the original? Fosbury, Dick Fosbury, 1968, Olympic gold champion, the first guy to ever go backwards as opposed to straddle.
So a lot of them used to straddle, like roll over.
They would all straddle, go up off the left foot, yeah, like crawl over, and he just went like this.
Fosbury flop. Fosbury flop. I thought I was going to, you know, I thought I would trick you, but you don't think I know about sports, but I know the New York Knicks are in the World Series.
Their verse is the guy, the greatest nickname for a basketball player in history is the alien. So Wembley is the- Wembley. Wemby, him too. So his skill set is so extreme, they nicknamed him the alien. It's going to be interesting.
By the way, when we find out aliens are some people are hybrid people, Wemby's number one on the list. He looks like the guys that are in the Miami Mall incident.
Something.
The Miami Mall rumor incident.
Heather.
Two years later, they're like, we have found footage.
I thought that was a great line. Here you get this.
What did she say? Okay, not that much applause. What you said that made Heather laugh so hard. Oh, she just laughs at how good a dunce I am, I can tell. She's like, you believe that fucking shit? Well, I saw videos of people running. What would you be running from other than aliens? What would you be running from? Aliens with guns.
You're in love with the idea that there's aliens. They're not scared.
I'm going to Disclosure Day. I got my tickets, and I don't almost want to go because I'm so scared. Go where? The movies. Oh. To see Spielberg's movie about aliens.
Oh. That's going to be nothing. You're going to be scared? Well, not like. Like a little baby? Crying like a little baby in the baby crib?
In the crib, maybe, because I'm scared it'll be too real. But I will say, and she talks like one of those praying mantis aliens. I'm like, nope. Makes me nervous. Yeah. Signs made me scared. Signs was very cool with Mel Gibson and Joaquin Phoenix.
Seen it many times. Swing away.
Swing away.
Swing away, man.
Dude, who could cry harder than when he saw his wife And the cop walks up to talk to him. Brutal.
That was Shadow out of my way, whatever that director is.
M. Night Shyamalama ding-dong in the pocket.
M. Night Shyamalama ding-dong, ding-a-dong.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is David's experience meeting the cast of Obsession?
0:00–12:39
2
How do David and Dana feel about Baby Yoda aging?
12:39–24:44
3
What insights do they share about the NBA Finals?
24:44–40:33
4
What are the latest updates on the LA mayoral election?
40:33–55:31
5
What humorous anecdotes do they share about movie experiences?
55:31–59:03