Jake Johnson on Ed Harris, Chris Farley and The Dink

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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?

Jake Johnson 0:00
I've watched YouTube videos of him having lunch with people later in his life where he's just like, stop talking to me, you son of a bitch.
David Spade 0:09
You're like, Ed Harris is 4'10". I can't tell.
Unknown 0:14
Bobby De Niro's 3-11. Pesci's 2-5. Scorsese's 1-9.
Jake Johnson 0:21
Scorsese 1-9 with his good boots on. Levin starts going, I'm not being treated enough with respect that I deserve. And we're like, we agree. And he goes, it's right there on my title. I'm a guest of this show, and I'm the star.
David Spade 0:37
Ha, ha, ha, ha. So Dana, Jake Johnson.
Dana Carvey 0:42
Jake Johnson.
David Spade 0:43
Most people know him from New Girl. Then he's gone on to do a million things after that.
Dana Carvey 0:48
Got a new movie on Apple TV called Dink.
David Spade 0:53
Is it The Dink or Dink?
Dana Carvey 0:55
I don't know, I'll be honest. What do you think about The Dink? I think it's called Dinky Dinky Doo.
David Spade 1:02
I know it's definitely Apple TV and I know Fortune Feimster's in it. I say Feimster.
Dana Carvey 1:09
Everybody's in it. Incredible cast. Got Ben Stiller's behind it. He's in it. He's got the Ed Harris. who's doing comedy for the first time. He was a very affable, fun guy to have on our podcast. So I'd listen.
David Spade 1:25
Yeah, he grilled us a little bit too.
Dana Carvey 1:26
He was curious about us. Like we're like exotic freaks from the past. So he was asked some big questions. So we got, we love that.
David Spade 1:35
What are you, are you real?
Dana Carvey 1:37
Yeah, he leaned into David and said, how do you do whatever it is you do?
David Spade 1:42
It's unexplainable.
Dana Carvey 1:44
It's unexplainable. I can't believe you do what you do. But anyway, it was fun.

Who is Jake Johnson and what is The Dink (movie) about?

Dana Carvey 1:49
We laughed a lot.
David Spade 1:50
Here he is, Jake Johnson.
Jake Johnson 1:54
Maybe it's, is it here?
Dana Carvey 1:56
Oh, there are other people.
Jake Johnson 1:57
There we go. And then can you make it bigger?
Yep.
Dana Carvey 2:00
That's what she said. You can't set me up like that.
David Spade 2:03
She has said that to me.
Dana Carvey 2:05
That's a hotel room? Who doesn't have a ladybug, what is that, headboard?
Jake Johnson 2:12
Random nice women who just help with stuff without being annoyed with me yet.
David Spade 2:16
I know. I saw. I've stayed at that hotel, Jake, just to bore you to fucking death.
Dana Carvey 2:24
Yeah, this is you the last 10 minutes. Jake, do you need anything else? Are you ready?
David Spade 2:28
Jake, do you have your sip of water?
Dana Carvey 2:30
We have the lemonade there that you got. Everything good? Yes. Everything good?
David Spade 2:34
Are you ready for this? This one's going to be a bit of a grind. These guys are kind of, they don't have a lot to say.
Jake Johnson 2:41
I listen to your guys' show. I've been listening from the start. I'm a big fan of both you guys.
David Spade 2:46
Good job. There we go. That's a good start. I was going to tell you that. It's a fact.
Dana Carvey 2:50
That's what we try to get out of every guest.
David Spade 2:52
We get a compliment that we clip.
Dana Carvey 2:55
Thank you, Jake. That's our whole clip here.
David Spade 3:00
So, Dana, do you remember a comic? This young man is too young. But Jake Johansson.
Dana Carvey 3:06
Jake Johansson, yeah.
David Spade 3:07
He grew up with me in San Francisco. I keep thinking Jake Johansson when I hear this young man's name. But I know who he is. I know him. So I didn't want to mess that up. And I thought you would mess it up because you're from San Francisco.
Dana Carvey 3:19
You know you're old when you refer to someone, I think, in their 40s as this young man. I was about to say, I'm going to be 50 soon.
Jake Johnson 3:27
And I love hearing this young man. This young Turk coming on a podcast.
You know.
Jake Johnson 3:34
You know, I'm just, I'm finding it. I'm having a lot of fun, man. This is fucking ingenue.
Dana Carvey 3:39
Oh, I love this. Half a century is young.
Jake Johnson 3:44
I have not been described as a young man in so, and I was such a fuck up as a young man. So I gave it a second chance when you guys talked about it. This is a cute little dandy.
Unknown 3:55
Thank you, Dana.
David Spade 3:57
This comic says when he was about, 11 years old. He said, I would call Pete. He goes, I'm 50. And he goes, now I remember when I was 11, I'd, I'd fake call people and go, hello. And a guy goes, hello, I'm 50. And you have like a fake cane. I'm 50 years old. That's in his head. Molly.
Unknown 4:20
Yeah. Yeah.
Dana Carvey 4:21
Mike Myers, middle-aged man.
Unknown 4:26
Like I'm working on it.
David Spade 4:28
And he was supposed to be 35 or something.
Jake Johnson 4:30
Speaking of, I just saw a photo of Brad Pitt, who's now, I guess, 62. And I'm like, that generation has changed decades. If that's 62, the 60s are different. When I was growing up, 60...
Dana Carvey 4:48
That was it.
Jake Johnson 4:49
You're in another galaxy at 60, man. Brad Pitt's running around smoking weed, looking great at 60.

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