Jimmy Kimmel & The Celebrities We Love
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
You looked at whatever the piece of paper, and you're like, oh, this is not funny. I'm not going to do it. No way! They were going wild backstage, like, goddammit! When I was the host? You look around the audience, you realize, oh, half of these women think they might f*** him. Like, they're here to potentially be pulled out of this audience to be f***ed. I did a show called The Man Show that was designed specifically to counteract Oprah and my wife's wife. It worked.
Well, we have James Jimmy Kimball.
James Phineas Kimball. No one knows that that's his middle name.
Jim Kim, also known on Howard Stern as Jimbo Kimball, is a friend of the show. and I've been on his show probably 20 times. That's, you know, when I'm promoting, I usually pop by Fallon, pop by Kimmel, and there's no Ellen right now, but I have a lot of fun with this guy, and he's always a good audience. I will say, he's a good laugher. I go on there. He kind of lets me know. He knows kind of what I might talk about. He just says, just go, just start blabbing, and he'll chime in, like, something funny to add to it, so... that's a good time on there and now we get him we've had him before he interviewed us on here he interviewed us he came around and he's um we got him on this podcast he had just finished his show all right he was in person when he interviewed us right here in this room and then we got him after the show and he was nice enough to jump on with us and we talk about his show and how hard it is to do it how long he's going to do it yeah and we basically just laugh a lot
yeah and we do get some inside baseball about his personal life and what what his happy place is what makes not doing the show do you have a happy place david you know what's your happy place not really besides being on this podcast with me think of something else um when i'm uh in line at mcdonald's at the drive-thru Don Rickles used to say there was no greater thing than when he would kill in Vegas and he's in the jet. I don't know if it's private or, and he's flying away with a big fat check. He did the work and he got the money.
That's it. Yeah, I do say there's stuff in life that's still fun and it is coming up with a joke that works. When you think about it, I thought of one yesterday morning and I wrote it down. I was like giggling going, this might be funny. I'll have to try it. I don't know what it is right now, but that stuff is fun. It gives you a little endorphins.
yeah in the end of the day that's that's kind of what it is like jay leno is obviously the uh svengali of stand-up you know yeah it's very simple you know because people are asking what do i do he goes hey yeah right right joke tell joke get check right joke tell joke get checked because people are all into the drama and i should be a middle act and what do i write joke tell you someone stole my act write another joke then just write more jokes
Anyway, here's Jimmy Kimmel.
Here's Jimmy Kimmel, not Jay Leno. Hi there. There's a rumor that you're going to do SmartList after this. No. I mean, how many? What?
When does Jimmy do that after your whole show?
How's it going, guys? I get exhausted thinking about your schedule.
This is bad enough.
it's not you know it's you get used to anything right i mean whatever the schedule is you become acclimated to it yeah if you do a movie and you're doing 14 hours a day and you get a 12-hour day you're like yes yeah right if you do any other show and you work an hour you're like yeah and when you and john oliver and fallon and you know um all the all you guys colbert come into the podcast world we will welcome you there's four million podcasts thank you yeah it's there we need we do need more for sure i think it might be a bad sign for your podcast that this is my second time on and i've never and i was only at saturday night live once i went to one i didn't even get it on your tv do you realize how famous you are how many years is it 23 years i don't know how long have you been 23 we almost 23 on the show
23 in January.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–21:17
2
Can Jimmy still go to the mall and what nostalgic L.A. spots do they mention?
21:17–46:02
3
How did Jimmy Kimmel describe his daily late-night production schedule?
46:02–47:51
4
What behind-the-scenes stories explain how guests and monologues are prepared?
47:51–1:01:23