Luke Wilson Got Stuck on an Elevator with Wes Anderson

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Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade 1h 15m 3 speakers 5 chapters transcribed 2 months ago
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Luke Wilson 0:00
but i'll never forget as david walked up with the mater d um david was saying this place is bigger than chilies it was it was like five chilies taped together and this kid working in the airport said hey man when are you gonna make a comeback oh yeah come back
Unknown 0:23
And I said, well, you know, you're already really down because you've just missed a fight. And I said, well, I got to get back to L.A. to get this comeback started. So probably going to be at least at least two days before I start the old comeback.
Luke Wilson 0:39
Asking Dana like like he was an anthropologist about married life.
Dana Carvey 0:44
I was like an exotic insect. He's trying to understand. 43 years. You're telling me that when you walk in the door and it's the same woman, you don't want to.
David Spade 1:00
Yeah. What do you do then? We have Luke Wilson. Luke Wilson. Friend of the show for real.
Dana Carvey 1:11
His first time back. Yes, he has been on the show.
David Spade 1:15
He listens to the show. And he said, let's do it again. Let's run it back. He's on the show Hawk on Netflix with Fortune, Molly Shannon, a lot of people we know. Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell, obviously. And looking forward to that. And, of course, we have a nice chitter chat with him. And we hear all about what it's like to get stuck in an elevator. Yeah.
Dana Carvey 1:39
It goes a long places and there's some unexpected twists and turns in this episode.
David Spade 1:46
I'll leave it at that.
Dana Carvey 1:51
We definitely interrupt him, but he's definitely in our hall of fame, officially in the hall of fame of favorite guests. We have a lot of favorite guests and he is, he's a charming chap with a great sense of humor and tells great stories.
David Spade 2:06
So here he is, Luke Wilson. Luke, the first big question. Oh, here we go.
Luke Wilson 2:14
First of all, I have, I was going to start with the question. So I feel like this is like a political debate where you're jumping the gun on me, but go ahead.
Dana Carvey 2:22
No, I've been like, we love questions. Not since William Shatner, we've been asked the question. I know that. And my first question was, and I have a lot. Yes. Okay. The first question was Dana, Dana, since you won't tell us the town,
Luke Wilson 2:40
the name of the town that you live in, will you at least tell us the names of your horses?
Dana Carvey 2:46
I'm like, just as I listened to this show, I'm like, I like how Dana's kind of evasive.
David Spade 2:51
Each time he says where he lives, it's north of Santa Barbara or south of San Luis Obispo.
Unknown 2:58
Yeah, yeah, it's a hermit kingdom. Central California coast. I'm like, Yeah.
Dana Carvey 3:03
I've heard this question. What are the names of your horses?
Unknown 3:06
Magrosa is the mom.
Dana Carvey 3:08
Magrosa and Rojo. These are like Jiminy Glick questions. What are the names of your horses? What is the name? You fancy yourself a cowboy. What are they? Excuse me. Magrosa and Rojo. They're gray and red, kind of.
David Spade 3:27
But yeah, I keep... That's enough.
Dana Carvey 3:29
Could we... I mean, you don't have to answer any questions I ask, but could you tell us your personal address where you live in LA?

Who is Luke Wilson and what new show is he promoting?

Dana Carvey 3:38
Would you give me your... Will you at least give us your PIN number?
David Spade 3:42
Will you at least give us your four-digit code?
Dana Carvey 3:45
Hey, man, I know. I'm... East of Fresno, I'm east of Goleta. No idea where any of these places are. Look, we don't have crime here, so we don't lock our doors ever. So that's all you need to know. Okay.
David Spade 4:08
Fair enough.
Dana Carvey 4:10
I guess, Dave, we won't be getting invited up there anytime soon.
Luke Wilson 4:13
I know. We couldn't get there.
David Spade 4:15
He goes, go to Santa Barbara and then I'll come get you.
Dana Carvey 4:19
You guys are both invited because we have 2,600 people who are going to listen to this. So I want to make sure that they don't barge up here. But no one's ever asked me that question. So thank you for the question.
Luke Wilson 4:35
Well, I could sense just in different shows, I'm like, huh, this guy doesn't want us to know the town that he lives in.
Dana Carvey 4:44
Okay, that's interesting. And, you know, as a... I'm unintentionally mysterious to people. I'm unintentionally mysterious. I don't know why.
Luke Wilson 4:58
That's his sexiness. It's a little Howard Hughes-ian, and I love Howard Hughes, but he is someone I want to know a lot about. So I guess that was it.
Dana Carvey 5:09
You ask him a question, he dances around. Okay, he has another question. Go ahead.
Luke Wilson 5:14
Well, this is more of just a statement.

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