RE-RELEASE - Mike Myers & Paul Myers

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What’s the story behind the custom Beatles‑themed t‑shirts they’re wearing?

Paul Myers 0:05
I wear a t shirt in honor of
David Spade 0:07
Oh Well
Paul Myers 0:10
you might notice this is a custom t shirt. The ringo is in a different order. I can hear now.
David Spade 0:13
Oh it's usually George and Oh
Paul Myers 0:16
I hear I hear
David Spade 0:16
Mike. Oh my god. This is the BBC one.
Dana Carvey 0:19
Come in. Come in, they
David Spade 0:21
say, baby say.
Paul Myers 0:23
Um okay, so you still Yes, you're
Dana Carvey 0:26
there. Yeah. Uh second day here.
Paul Myers 0:29
Yes. Uh
Dana Carvey 0:30
my
Mike Myers 0:32
Tron tr Tronamape Belief's hat
Dana Carvey 0:34
as well. You can always call that audible. We have no rules, obviously.
David Spade 0:39
We
Dana Carvey 0:39
have we
David Spade 0:39
have pushes Canada more than almost anyone. You do a good job. You must be like a hero.
Mike Myers 0:44
Well You know what? It's when he attacked us, that was rough. You know, hurt our feelings. We love Americans.
David Spade 0:54
Oh good. Yeah. I think I still Like a Canada. I didn't know I didn't like them, but I guess I was No, no. It's it's we had a
Dana Carvey 1:03
weird We had a guest on recently who kinda knows Donald Trump, like talks to him. He said the in paraphrase the guy Donald Trump wakes up every day and just says if it's some ways he's mad at someone, he'll just mess with him. So I said so when he said, Well, we'll make Canada our fifty first day, he was joking. That's what he said. Of course he had no idea. Y Trump's a little uh you know, sh you don't go, is he serious? 'Cause then I started thinking, Well, my wife's from Canada. We do flow together nicely.
David Spade 1:37
Yes. Oh yeah. All my important people are canon. Yeah. It doesn't matter, it's madness. We were we have a very important announcement. Uh yes. It's your brother's shirt and there's a difference in the order. Uh John Paul. So why the Ringo before George? Yeah, this is interesting.
Paul Myers 2:02
Yeah. It's what we call a whim. It was a whim. It it was me not remembering how the sequence went and I'm feeling very pro Ringo at the time. And we had somebody we had a friend, this is based on a international jet set design, that's the name of the company. And they they had George Third and I know that he's the third songwriter in the band. And that's why he's third, but I was feeling so pro Ringo that I I had the shirts commissioned. Mike has one somewhere in storage. I think it's not in storage.
Mike Myers 2:29
It's just it didn't make it down to New York.
Paul Myers 2:31
Yeah. Uh I guess that's what I meant you're storing it somewhere else. But um easy with the storage accuracy. It's
Mike Myers 2:37
in Provo, Utah and it's all very hush hush.
Dana Carvey 2:41
Yeah. Yeah,
Mike Myers 2:41
it's very quiet.
Dana Carvey 2:42
Something with a data center, Elon Musk. It doesn't matter.
Mike Myers 2:47
It doesn't matter. It's all good. So strictly need to know Beetle.
Dana Carvey 2:50
But I would get getting back to Beatle Nerd for a second, Paul and Ringo had their own special relationship as the rhythm section.

How did a Trump‑related anecdote lead to a discussion about Canadian‑American cultural ties?

Dana Carvey 2:58
So I always wanted to and you guys could relate to this back to the Beatles. In nineteen sixty five, my dad was an ex Army guy. So he would literally give us crew cuts, me and my three older brothers. There are four of us. There's three of you guys. And I always wanted to have kind of beetly messy hair around n around nineteen sixty five. So and obviously Paul kinda as well. That's not it's it's disoriented. But you you that's not a hair piece. That's your actual hair because it is amazing. Who? Mine or Paul's? Well, your hair is
David Spade 3:33
just very Your hair looks cool.
Paul Myers 3:35
Yeah. No, that's my
Mike Myers 3:36
it's military. Mike always
David Spade 3:38
had good hair, even back on the show. I was quietly jealous.
Mike Myers 3:42
It's but grace it
Paul Myers 3:43
stays, that's my theory. Oh yeah. As long as it's Mike, how do you feel about me telling the secrets of your childhood haircuts? Like 'cause Mike was the guy who if he didn't like the barber in the family haircut, he would storm out and say, I'm gonna go get my own haircut. And we were like, You can do that? And I had the money to do it. That was like how old were you when
Mike Myers 4:04
you said that you get shot?
David Spade 4:07
Oh really?
Mike Myers 4:08
Yeah, oh yeah.
David Spade 4:10
Were you cute?
Mike Myers 4:12
I was cute. But can I just say that were you cute that you just the reading of that was maybe the creepiest reading of Were You Cute I've ever heard of? There was an
Dana Carvey 4:23
undertone I didn't want to mention. It comes out once in a while. I don't know what it means.
David Spade 4:28
I'm
Dana Carvey 4:28
not gonna
David Spade 4:28
I'm not gonna go there. No, but Mike, I learned that when I was in an airplane, when you say to a baby, Oh my god, you're so cute, you have to say it like that, you can't go, Oh my god, you're good looking.

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