Shane Gillis Sets a Record + Birthday Flowers from Lorne
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Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade
59 min
3 speakers
5 chapters
transcribed 1 month ago
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
I think this is the time which you should pick up the pace of the podcast. I know. Pick up the pace.
You're going too slow. Too slow. So Zillow will be like, hey, do you like this house? I go, that's my own house I already sold. I know. Do you miss it? But I will tell you that... What kind of Zillow are you on? Zillow is very... They're getting smart.
No, I knew that Lorne was meant to send you a cake. And I had done a Zoom. I took a picture of the Zoom.
Okay.
Well, what was weird is I went to see The Odyssey and I thought it was going to be a documentary about our production company. Ah, was it? Yeah, Greg was great in it. Greg was in sandals and attacking a serpent.
A serpent. Is The Odyssey like Jason and the Argonauts? Why don't I know anything?
No, I saw it.
What's the story of The Odyssey? For dumb people, not me, but for dumb people.
Let me make my fake plant look more prominent.
People are just watching our BTS show of us. We're really making this super pro. By the way, don't you love my shirt? I knew you'd like it.
You know what? I've been trying to get a white T-shirt for a while, so I took a chance. I took a chance because I order stuff on Amazon, which is like the Borg, if you know the reference.
The falsiest thing you've ever done, yeah.
It's just Amazon.
What does Dana review about the film The Odyssey and its middle-act story?
In like three days, they take them. Here comes the truck. It's early. Kadinks, as you would say. Kadinks. So with no editorial, I just decided to order from Gap.
Whoa.
So I'll let you know how it goes, but I'm trying to get a white t-shirt for the last year. If you go to a Gap store, they go, we don't.
I can tell you off the air a couple of decent places, but this is, you'd like, it says track and field.
Oh, I love it. Yeah. I would wear that in a second, but I don't have one, so I can't wear it.
I have a piece of trivia about Santa Monica, which we all love. Santa Monica, even Heather would understand this. This is brutal. There's medians all the way to the beach going both ways, you know, right in the middle. So for the last like 40 streets and there's the coolest trees. I forgot what they're called, but they go everywhere. Palm trees. And you just stare at them. They're not palm trees. They're like wider, bigger. Anyway, they're suffering from some sort of tree chlamydia or whatever. Anyway, they're digging out 30. And I don't even know if there is 30. And it's the most spectacular drive because of them and only because of them. Oh. And they're like, they haven't watered in many years. I'm like, where's our budget?
Honestly, Santa Monica is so cool. If you just said, hey, can any residents, when you have time, water these trees? There'd be a line around the block. They'd be like, oh, to save the, of course.
Yeah, Santa Monica.
We're here to help. People do it.
It's like when I first was coming to LA and you'd see the Ferris wheel on the beach. I mean, it was like Bahala, you know? And now it's like stink-a-hala. Now it's give me your wallet. Give me your wahala. No, I don't know if it's that bad. I haven't been there.
It's rough. Let's get some treats. It looks like a fucking scene from Westworld. Yeah. The good, the bad, and the ugly. It's just like crickets down there.
I know.
It's tough. It's tough to watch. We have a sinkhole, too. This is the local news here. Where is the sinkhole? Because I'm going to LA soon. This plays all over the world and no one gives a fat fuck. A sinkhole is interesting because on Sunset Boulevard, world famous. arguably world famous and it's sort of by my house a sinkhole water main breaks to good douche it goes in about the size of about four cars so the way you don't want to go Dana there's a lot of ways to go it's a sinkhole a sinkhole we've talked about this yeah I know what you want to do disappear into the earth
Yes, but kind of slowly. First, there's the, hey, honey, let's go to White Castle Burger. Well, wait a minute. It looks like the road is sinking. Uh-oh, we're in the middle. Let's put on the XM radio.
A sinkhole was developing rapidly. Also, they have the same calls where the, right when you get in the car, we showed this in the other part.
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–1:28
2
What does Dana review about the film The Odyssey and its middle-act story?
1:28–9:23
3
How is the LA sinkhole on Sunset Boulevard described and what safety tips are mentioned?
9:23–34:18
4
What happened with Dana's confusing GoFundMe and why does he call it 'great guy syndrome'?
34:18–40:44
5
How did an AI-generated invite and scams target the hosts and what precautions did they take?
40:44–59:39