Trillionaires and Scatman Crothers’ Weed
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Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade
57 min
4 speakers
8 chapters
transcribed 3 months ago
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What celebrity moment involving Timothée Chalamet is discussed?
i was always wondering that tim chamelet a ding dong was everywhere and he was like the nix's labubu you know he was hanging around knew and know what he does and why he's there but he's kind of cute it's not dirty to literally anyone but you When you have to enter, you know what I mean?
Yeah. She's like entering. Hey, like Beavis. Oh, she did a little nefarious giggle.
She's about.
Hey, look.
How did Scatman Crothers influence the hosts' experiences?
Wait, I got to get.
Well, she can take the Mickey Rooney conversation with me and Nathan Lane. She can do anything.
God dang. That was pure filth.
Well, just we're just reporters. We're not.
We're not endorsing the news. And the news is spicy.
Well, it's an interesting idea. This went through my mind. When people recall conversations you had with them decades ago and quote you, and you don't remember saying that at all.
What is the significance of Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire?
Yeah. So, Nathan, I was driving Nathan Lane around L.A. apparently, and I just turned to him and said, I hate plays.
Mm-hmm.
I remember that. That was funny. I don't remember saying that, but I remember saying I wasn't really into theater, but I was a kid who was watching Lost in Space. I wasn't a theater guy.
You were a little stand-up comic twerp from the Bay Area. That's not in your vernacular.
What are the latest updates in sports news?
You're not being... If you live in New York and your parents take you to Broadway every weekend, you know, it's a different vibe.
I'd never seen a play except maybe later in high school. They did Oklahoma. You know, and then I would go watch Planet of the Apes in a movie theater and go, what do I like better?
Apes or Oklahoma?
But then later on, I go, I get it. Don't worry.
No, but I will tell you this. We have Nathan Lane on the show coming up, and that's what we're talking about.
How do Dana and David share their personal anecdotes?
We interviewed him, and he was really fun. I liked him.
Super funny.
I don't know much about him. He tells some tight stories and got some laughs.
That was sort of, you know, it was sweet because we just hadn't really... I ran into him only once in like the early 90s, but then it was going way back. The first job on TV we ever had, and then... The story of that, I felt like I was talking to the same guy. It was like a time machine.
You guys remembered so much from fricking how many years ago doing it.
What humorous stories do they share about their past performances?
You're like, and then the third day of shooting, we all said this in the break room. I'm like, oh my God.
Well, I'll say this literally. Mickey Rooney, who I became very fond of, you know, at first I was like, whoa, who's this guy? But I was the number one star in the world. You hear me? Bang. The world. Oh, man, I did the squeak really good that time.
Oh, that was a perfect one.
What insights do they provide on the entertainment industry?
So we never got over it. You know, SNL is kind of an experiential and this happened and this happened. But this sitcom should be a Broadway show called One of the Boys.
Yeah. It won't be, but it should be.
Hey, don't jinx it. Chris Rock can play Scatman Carruthers. Was he in it? Scatman. We didn't even get into the Scatman stories.
What are the highlights from the Buzzing Around segment?
I never even heard that part of it. I became really good friends with Scatman. I always see you guys at the Grove walking around. Well, what I did was, you know, he was constantly smoking weed in the bathroom or whatever. Is that you? You know, just so. And then my brother came out and we I barely ever smoked marijuana in my life. But he said, I'll get you some special. And then he's talking to us. Scatman's talking to us like this. And he rolls a joint that's closed on both ends, perfectly folded in. but it was the worst weed ever. It did nothing. So then I talked to my brother, Scott. So we got a lid. They call it a lid, a big thing of Columbia. And I guess I took it on the airplane and, And I brought it to New York and I gave it to Scatman.
And then the next day in the elevator, he said, quote, because he was from the 30s where it was a listen. He goes, the music was good. May I get a pound?
A pound? He knows you're a dealer.
He wanted a pound.
That was when planes didn't hassle you for bringing weed on and shit.
I guess not. But then after the show ended, my brother Scott and I drove down the coast, went to Van Nuys where Scatman lived.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What celebrity moment involving Timothée Chalamet is discussed?
0:00–0:38
2
How did Scatman Crothers influence the hosts' experiences?
0:38–1:10
3
What is the significance of Elon Musk becoming a trillionaire?
1:10–1:39
4
What are the latest updates in sports news?
1:39–2:10
5
How do Dana and David share their personal anecdotes?
2:10–2:44
6
What humorous stories do they share about their past performances?
2:44–3:07
7
What insights do they provide on the entertainment industry?
3:07–3:31
8
What are the highlights from the Buzzing Around segment?
3:31–56:57