RADIO REPLAY: I Looked After My Boyfriend's Sick Ex-Wife... It Didn't End Well

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Happy Hour with Lucy & Nikki 28 min 7 speakers 5 chapters transcribed 2 months ago
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Sean Brown 0:02
a listener production. Cheers, babes, and welcome to today's radio replay.
Lucy Jackson 0:33
We're doing things a little differently this week. You guys are going to get treated this week because we have got radio replays coming out the wazoo because we are, in fact, on the radio live every day this week, constantly.
Olivia Maher 0:47
Like Lucy's already struggling with it.
Lucy Jackson 0:50
Filling in for Carrie and Tommy. So make sure you guys tune in as well between four and six. Well, if you do tune in, you can call us and have a yap, which is always so much more fun if it's a punsies. I love when people call up. I know, babe. We don't often get the chance to do this. So we're like, we want to yap. We want to talk to you.
Brad Pitt 1:05
I want a yippity yappy.
Lucy Jackson 1:06
In the flesh. I'll be honest, guys. Today has not been my finest work. I mean, listen. Oh, wow. I'm just saying. So last night I had the weirdest experience of my life. Like I could not sleep. And I had had like a couple of wines, had a legal CBD gummy and also had had my ADHD medication early in that day. And I was almost having a mental breakdown. I reckon maybe. That's just a little bit. You reckon maybe get off the gear, mate.
Yeah, to be honest. You keep saying it like, I just can't figure out why. It's like, yeah, bro, you bloody loaded three things up.
Lucy Jackson 1:42
It's so random that I felt so completely spun out. I felt like, babe, I was like, I think I'm going to actually die. That's called the wackadoodle cocktail. And you had it. All right? Destination wackadoodle town population me or whatever that thing is. Anyway, so I had to pull my shit together today. Listen, not too bad, but after this, I'm going to go and get a faux and go straight to bed. Yeah, definitely. Well, we just flew in today. I've got Ollie and Rafa out the back there. He's on daddy daycare duties because he's here for the week. And today's the only day that Rafa can come into the studio. So... She came every day.
Mum and auntie.
Lucy Jackson 2:19
It's really hard to get around without a car seat, to be honest. And, like, to stay in the hotel in the city all week, it was just not really fair on Ollie because he'd go bonkers.
Have you got a car here?
Lucy Jackson 2:29
No. No, I'm trying to do Uber's.
You can borrow mine. Oh, really? Yeah.
Lucy Jackson 2:33
You're so handy with your car.
It's so clean. Yeah, it's really someone could... Shawnee, this is shit podcasting. Sorry, no.
Lucy Jackson 2:38
Sorry for the grouch over there. Anyway. Shawnee's like, listen, should we ask around for who's got a car seat? Anyway, guess what, guys? Because we're doing an episode every week, I can actually fill you in tomorrow if I did get Shawnee's car or not. So stand by. Will she get this car seat? Yay or nay? Tune in tomorrow. Car seat. Producer Karen, what are we talking about today?
Dr. Justin Coulson 3:02
Well, you guys had a chat with someone who was looking after her boyfriend's sick ex-wife, which is kind of a crazy story.
Lucy Jackson 3:11
And she kind of got, like, hoaxed into doing it.
Dr. Justin Coulson 3:15
Yeah. We also unpacked some of the dating trends for 2026 for everyone that's single that's listening. Big yearn vibes. Big yearn energy. And Kendall, Jenna, and Jacob, apparently she met his family. She did. Apparently meet the family. That's hot.
Lucy Jackson 3:30
That's honestly so hot. I literally had a dream about them, guys. I'll quickly tell you because Lucy's in it. I would let them take me to the Eiffel Tower for a shoot. And Lucy and I got to meet them.
How does that work? I don't know.
Lucy Jackson 3:42
Kendra's going to strap on on. Would you let Kendall peg you?
Fucking oath, mate.
Lucy Jackson 3:48
You're telling me you wouldn't let Kendall Jenner peg you? if I'd let anyone peg me.
Brad Pitt 3:53
I would.
Lucy Jackson 3:53
I reckon I'm into getting pegged. Oh, you're the pegger for sure. Are you joking? I'd peg someone for sure. Fucking oath you would and gladly you'd be like, you little stick-up. You'd revenge peg. What's that? Revenge peg someone.
Not a revenge peg. Fucking hell. The revenge peg.
Lucy Jackson 4:15
You better fuck me over and then you go to bed with me one night.
Olivia Maher 4:19
Be careful because I'm fucking begging you. I'm begging you.
I'm begging you.
Lucy Jackson 4:28
Oh, my Lord. I know what I'm getting you for Christmas. Keep your bum hole. A little wearable penis. Very, very, very. How did this get unhinged so fast?

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