NMF: Trouble In The P*ssy Palace
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What Nightmare Fuel story sets the tone at the start of the episode?
It's a lot. It's a lot. Hey, everyone, Nightmare Fuel time. I'm really excited. Any thoughts on this one, Amy?
Well, it's been a while, so we've got a housemate Nightmare Fuel for you.
Oh, I love it. I know you love them. Also, the last one that we had, The Bunker, I told Adam about that. No, but this is fucked. I was like, oh, my God, worst Nightmare Fuel ever. It was so horrific. He was eating. I was like, I think you're going to want to stop eating just for me to finish the story because it's really mad at me when I talk about Walter's poo when he's eating and I go – Grow up. He's our son. Like, look at him. Like, I was like, okay, can you give me a warning this time being considerate? And I said, yeah. And then he swallowed the goldfish. Sorry to, sorry to spoiler guys, but you should be up to date. Sorry. I go, yeah. Then he swallowed the goldfish and Adam had no reaction. He was like, yeah, heaps of cunts do that.
What? And I said, what are you talking about? And he's like, apparently you vomit them up afterwards. And that's the trick. Is it because they're going into a watery stomach? They live, they survive the stomach and then you vomit them up.
But isn't there like stomach acid and everything in there?
That's what I would think. And also... Nevertheless, it's cooked. It's cooked. And also like unfortunately regarding the goldfish's health, it's still a crazy thing to put goldfish in your stomach. Yeah, it's like you don't have the filter on and they're dying.
I don't think it's going to be good for them to be in your stomach.
Yeah, with the bile. So anyway... Adam and I are breaking up. No, I'm kidding. After hearing that, I said, you're a sick fuck, and then he kept eating as we were talking about it. I had tears in my eyes. I was like, this is really fucked up. Anyway, so you never know who you're living with is what I'm saying. Anyway, I still love him. We've gotten past it. So this one, roommate story, I love it. Let's fucking do it. Abby, I have a nightmare fueler. Okay, genuine nightmare fuel because what I feel for a goddamn minute, however, I was like, oh, yeah, I'll write some notes down so I can like stay on track. Haven't done that, obviously. So now it is my lunch break. I'm eating a very delicious panini and I thought, you know what?
I think this needs to be sent in ASAP because otherwise I'll forget to do it. Also, I am coming to your show. In Melbourne, and I'm very excited. I hope it was good. Very excited to see you there with my girlfriend. So, yes, this story, this nightmare fucking feel, this one begins when I moved into a new share house. Now, the share house situation in Melbourne, cooked, always has been, always will be. Really? Yeah.
I didn't know that.
Well, I didn't know that was a specific. I feel like share houses are fucked all around Australia. I feel like it's just an Australia thing, you know. Yeah, share house thing. It's always high risk. But I feel like Melbourne, like I think you guys forget that you are the cheapest city to live in right now.
Mm-hmm.
understandably from my perspective, I go, yeah, we don't want to be there either. And I'm joking, but like, I wonder what they're, maybe it's the, is it the cold? Is it the, are they, what are they struggling for down there? You know, joy. I guess they're all really sad. Seasonal depression should be living with people. Yeah. Housing crisis, as we know. So I moved into a new share house and I met the girl and she was lovely. I was like, oh, hi, how are you going? Oh, look, I like gay chucky. We love. And she's like, you know. I'm a sex worker. You know, I've got to make sure that people I live with are okay with that. I'm like, yeah, Chuck, that's all good. That doesn't bother me. That's fine. She tells me she's bisexual.
I said, slay, I'm a lesbian. We love. I was like, okay, I'll get along with this. You're like half me. It's great. I thought it was all roses. And, look, looking back at the time, all the other housemates were moving out except her and that didn't clock in my brain as a red flag. And it definitely should have.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
What Nightmare Fuel story sets the tone at the start of the episode?
0:00–7:18
2
How did the storyteller first meet the problematic housemate Brittany?
7:18–12:14
3
What early red flags did housemates notice about Brittany's behavior?
12:14–17:52
4
How did Brittany’s flirting and relationship meddling impact the household dynamic?
17:52–28:47
Speakers
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