2026-05-07- KSR - Hour 1
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Welcome, everyone. It is Kentucky Sports Radio Thursday, May the 7th. I'm Matt Jones. We are here live in the studio in Lexington, Kentucky. Got Ryan Lemon and Drew Franklin, fellas. Well, first of all, the Clark's Puppet Shop phone line is 859-280-2287. A-Vision Auto Glass Text Machine is 772-774-5254. And this edition is sponsored by the T.J. Smith Law Office. If you call T.J., he'll make them pay. ryan you uh did ksr bowling last night came back said it was packed and you are wearing the ugliest t-shirt i've ever seen good to see you repping the berea pirates today what are you talking about it's a beautiful shirt it's a terrible shirt but that's okay uh did you enjoy the bowling bowling was so much fun i mean it was packed last night i think they added maybe some more teams showed up and it was full it was packed the betty boops of course were there but it was it was so much fun last night
It's the only team name you and I both know. It's the only one we mentioned. Spare Change was our partner, and they've won the league the last two years.
Did you talk trash to them? Oh, no. They're really good. They were talking trash to us.
But, I mean, it's a handicapped league. So if they won two years in a row, that suggests cheating. Because in a handicapped league – Like, you shouldn't win two years in a row. They are really good. Sounds fishy to me, Shannon. It does to me, too. Spare change.
Spare change. But don't they have, like, the automated scorekeeping? You don't write down your score anymore, do you?
No, I'm saying, like, if you're setting your handicap.
Uh-huh.
then the way the league works, presumably, right, is that if you do better, then you're handicapped. Yeah. So if they've done better than everyone else at their handicap two years in a row, is that not a little suspect? There's some sandbagging?
I'm not going to say what you're saying, but you could be possibly saying the right thing you're trying to say.
Yeah.
What does that mean?
What did any of those words mean? My name's Bennett, and I ain't in it. I'm staying out of this conversation. All right. Well, there you go. Drew, you'll play later in the week. Yeah. You good? That's one of my favorite shirts. It's a UK shirt. What is it? Rowback?
Gotta rock my UK gear. Yeah, I'm doing great. Last night was one of those nights where I didn't sleep, though. Rough baby night. So what makes it rough?
What does the baby do?
What happened at the KSR bowling event?
Does it start quoting poetry or something?
Well, one, I couldn't sleep on my own. I already knew I was in trouble. As well as night, TV's off and it's 2 a.m. I'm just looking at the ceiling. So I knew I was in trouble. And right as I started to drift off to round three, baby needed to...
But what do you do? When the baby cries, what are you going to do? Stop crying, baby.
You try to rationalize with it?
That's kind of how I talk. But when the baby starts crying, why not just let it cry?
I mean, I would, but it's next to the bed in a bassinet.
What are you laughing at, Mario? Again, it's a real question. I'm not like, why do parents... Do parents think they can fix it?
Well, my strategy is usually let her cry it out a little bit. But if it goes on too long, especially when I'm trying to sleep, something's up. Usually a wet diaper or hungry. So you got to get up, check the britches.
So could you go and like check to make sure there's not a wet diaper? Yeah. Make sure it's got like all its nutrients. Breathing and all that. And then just leave it alone. Yeah, and then I went back to bed. At this point, it's like four. What, Shannon? Why are you laughing?
What a responsible parent you would be.
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