Chapter 1: What comedy events are happening in Lexington this week?
From NBC's Last Comic Standing, Comedy Off-Broadway in Lexington welcomes Clayton English. May 8th and 9th, then from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul, it's the hilarious Lavelle Crawford. May 22nd through the 24th and May 29th and 30th, don't miss the dynamic comedy of Jessica Curson. For tickets to all Comedy Off-Broadway shows, call 859-271-JOKE or visit ComedyOffBroadway.com.
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Chapter 2: What are the latest updates on Kentucky Sports Radio?
Now, here's Matt Jones.
Welcome, everyone. It is Kentucky Sports Radio Thursday, May the 7th. I'm Matt Jones. We are here live in the studio in Lexington, Kentucky. Got Ryan Lemon and Drew Franklin, fellas. Well, first of all, the Clark's Puppet Shop phone line is 859-280-2287. A-Vision Auto Glass Text Machine is 772-774-5254. And this edition is sponsored by the T.J. Smith Law Office.
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ryan you uh did ksr bowling last night came back said it was packed and you are wearing the ugliest t-shirt i've ever seen good to see you repping the berea pirates today what are you talking about it's a beautiful shirt it's a terrible shirt but that's okay uh did you enjoy the bowling bowling was so much fun i mean it was packed last night i think they added maybe some more teams showed up and it was full it was packed the betty boops of course were there but it was it was so much fun last night
It's the only team name you and I both know. It's the only one we mentioned. Spare Change was our partner, and they've won the league the last two years.
Did you talk trash to them? Oh, no. They're really good. They were talking trash to us.
But, I mean, it's a handicapped league. So if they won two years in a row, that suggests cheating. Because in a handicapped league ā Like, you shouldn't win two years in a row. They are really good. Sounds fishy to me, Shannon. It does to me, too. Spare change.
Spare change. But don't they have, like, the automated scorekeeping? You don't write down your score anymore, do you?
No, I'm saying, like, if you're setting your handicap.
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Chapter 3: What happened at the KSR bowling event?
Does it start quoting poetry or something?
Well, one, I couldn't sleep on my own. I already knew I was in trouble. As well as night, TV's off and it's 2 a.m. I'm just looking at the ceiling. So I knew I was in trouble. And right as I started to drift off to round three, baby needed to...
But what do you do? When the baby cries, what are you going to do? Stop crying, baby.
You try to rationalize with it?
That's kind of how I talk. But when the baby starts crying, why not just let it cry?
I mean, I would, but it's next to the bed in a bassinet.
What are you laughing at, Mario? Again, it's a real question. I'm not like, why do parents... Do parents think they can fix it?
Well, my strategy is usually let her cry it out a little bit. But if it goes on too long, especially when I'm trying to sleep, something's up. Usually a wet diaper or hungry. So you got to get up, check the britches.
So could you go and like check to make sure there's not a wet diaper? Yeah. Make sure it's got like all its nutrients. Breathing and all that. And then just leave it alone. Yeah, and then I went back to bed. At this point, it's like four. What, Shannon? Why are you laughing?
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Chapter 4: How is Mark Pope addressing fan concerns?
Well, I didn't think it was actually AI, but three seconds in, I'm like, man, this looks like AI.
I did wonder if his original video, Shannon, was AI, where he was asking people for comments. I was like, this can't be true. He's really asking for this? No. Yeah. One person says, Matt, I thought the questions were way too softball. Well, I don't know what you're expecting, Ryan. I didn't think they were softball.
I mean, I guess a couple of them were, but when you put up there someone saying you had 14 of 20 people visit and they didn't come. Yes. And he didn't deny that. No, he didn't.
To me, that's not softball. The recruits are using Kentucky for leverage. Yeah, that's the first question. That was interesting, too.
He threw that off right at the bat. I'd like to have heard him say, though, we still have to overcome that.
Yes.
But he didn't duck it. That's what I like. I appreciate it. He did take on a couple hard questions right off the bat because I think it's what we wanted to hear. As a fan, he said a lot of things, a lot of damage control that I needed to hear.
So he said he had gone to Israel Ljubljana. That's in Slovenia.
I didn't know where that was.
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