"ALLEGEDLY" (w/ Joel Kim Booster)
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Las Culturistas with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang
1h 45m
5 speakers
7 chapters
transcribed 2 months ago
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What is strange about the podcast building and why do hosts joke about its history?
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Guaranteed human. Look, man. Where? Oh, I see. Wow. Bowen, look over there. Wow, is that culture? Yes. Oh, my goodness. Wow. Las Culturistas. Ding dong, Las Culturistas calling. You know, actually, we record in this space all the time, and today I went to the wrong floor for some reason. I gotta say, we're on the fourth floor here. The third floor here smells like fucking shit. What is going on there? I see all kinds of... I must say, this building... I have never been able to characterize it. I don't know what it's zoned as. I don't know if it's commercial, residential, industrial. I'm in Sim City up in here. What is this building? Girl, what is it? Tell us in the comments. Tell us in the comments. What's this building?
I really don't know. Producer Anna and Becca have been, well, Anna especially has been here quite a long time. This is like a historical podcast building, right?
It does feel like a residential building, though, because there's two showers.
There are two showers here. I used to get my hair cut in this building. What?
So it's some sort of multi-purpose... It's a live-work loft. It's a live-work loft? Is that like a live-laugh-love?
I think we could write a podcast horror film. Oh, wow. That would be good. And coming from us, they would really believe that. They say, oh, well, they're casters. But I think it's like the old guard of podcasting haunting us. No, no, we've been doing this since 2016. It's the ghost of WTF. It's WTF. It's Sarah Koenig kind of going, hey. Sarah Koenig just shot up out of bed wherever she was and said, what? What? Well, it's the fourth anniversary of Fire Island, the film. It actually is. It is. Fifth anniversary of us shooting it. Well, almost. We shot it after Labor Day.
Wow.
Or on the island, but then we shot it in, I want to say late July, early August. And can you believe the expression is nothing good happens after Labor Day? I can't. It's because it's not true. Yes, our pal is back here. You know who's very excited about this episode? Doug. Oh, yeah. This is Doug's favorite guest.
Yes. Yes.
I mean, and he's seen it all. He's seen it all in the chair. This is Doug's favorite guest. It's probably your favorite guest out there. Our guest has shown us a new thing that he bought. Like chic cinch, like snatch pins.
You call them snatch pins?
Snatch pins. That's actually a really good name for it. If they're not called that, they should be. Should be. So what do you say? What do you say? welcome to the podcast so i used to get my hair cut in this building and during the pandemic he would only cut my hair and zendaya's mom and the only reason i know this is because one time i was arriving as she was leaving and i sat down in the chair and he said you know who that is and i was like no and he was like that's zendaya's mom and um we had that relationship for a long time that's beautiful but why do you think it was just you two I think because I had a connection with him and Zendaya's mom has a connection with Zendaya. Okay, but... Did you sleep with this man?
No, I would never. He's straight. Oh, okay.
I would never.
He's straight. It's true. You've perverted. I have perverted. Converted and perverted. You've perverted. You've perverted. Converted. No, apparently these snatch pins. Yeah. Women have apparently had access to this technology for a long time. They've been gatekeeping.
Women gatekeep all the time. It's so crazy.
It's actually culture number four. Women gatekeep all the time. no the favorite guest of this podcast is Patty Harrison followed by Aaron and Josh and then probably either like a horse race between me and Sudi no no no but can I say and this will piss off those people you just named you are I think and this brings me great joy to tell you our most frequent definitely i think so because i think you're in the double digits i've almost done it every year since you've done it i think this is probably your 10th can we find out how many appearances joel kim booster has done on the podcast last culture recess with matt rogers and bowen yang you can probably ask ai it's actually it's you can probably just lie to you it will lie to you go on duck duck go yeah it'll lie to you it'll say joel kim booster hasn't just been on the podcast he's been on the podcast many times many times
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is strange about the podcast building and why do hosts joke about its history?
0:00–11:45
2
How many times has Joel Kim Booster appeared and what memories do they revisit?
11:45–29:03
3
What happened at the Lost Culture/Culture Awards and which moments stood out?
29:03–53:37
4
What childhood vacation and touring moments do they reminisce about?
53:37–58:04
5
How do they talk about relationships, marriage and planning for a dog/children?
58:04–1:05:02
6
What questions do they raise about sex, vasectomy and 'what is cum'?
1:05:02–1:15:47
7
How do they discuss social media, AI tools and naming/digital privacy concerns?
1:15:47–1:45:17