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Last Podcast On The Left

Side Stories: Death Pool 2026

28 Jan 2026

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Chapter 1: What shocking true crime story is discussed at the start?

1.094 - 13.353 Henry

There's no place to escape to. This is the Lost Podcast. On the left. Side stories? That's when the cannibalism started. Side stories.

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13.373 - 21.906 Unknown

Yes. This is the problem.

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21.926 - 23.989 Henry

Can't even spell the fucking name. Jamiroquai.

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24.29 - 25.312 Unknown

Okay. So what is he?

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25.532 - 29.498 Henry

It's got a Q in it. I know that. We're recording it.

Chapter 2: How did ICE agents' actions lead to public outrage?

30.929 - 58.178 Henry

We've begun the episode already? Is this our first episode on Netflix? Is this how we're going to begin? Sure. Great. Jamiroquai. Is Jamiroquai Native American? No. He seems like that. Jamiroquai would seem to be like a wise Native American's name. I feel like Jamiroquai is like if the UK had Native Americans, he'd be part of them. Well, we got some. Right? I think he's British.

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58.459 - 60.801 Henry

I'm pretty sure Jamiroquai is British.

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Chapter 3: What bizarre incident involving a raccoon is reported?

61.068 - 63.672 Henry

Look at the hat. Same too.

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63.712 - 64.493 Unknown

Not Native American.

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64.513 - 78.392 Henry

No, he's not Native American. We know he's not Native American. I just figured out. Oh, I just feel like that's all you're giving us if it's Native American. British? What is he? I would like him to be Native American. It's like, you know, if you Google me, it's not going to say not Asian. I mean, mine does.

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79.794 - 80.175 Unknown

English.

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80.435 - 81.637 Henry

British. British.

Chapter 4: What is the significance of the Celebrity Death Pool for 2026?

81.657 - 101.668 Henry

I knew he was British. Oh, yeah, yeah. He's theirs. Whoa, what a weird haircut in that picture. Yeah. Why does he look like that? Because he's Jamiroquai. He can look however he wants. He looks like his hair is being made out of a fancy dog. It's like someone shaved a fancy dog and put hair on the top of Jamiroquai's head. Who did that to him? I don't know. It certainly explains the hat.

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101.849 - 104.132 Henry

Maybe it was Netflix. Welcome to Side Stories.

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Chapter 5: Who are the top picks for the Celebrity Death Pool this year?

104.393 - 113.082 Henry

Hello! Here on... Netflix. My name is Henry Zebrowski. That's Ed Larson. I'm big. We're also on podcasts for free. Yes.

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113.643 - 120.209 Eddie

So please just keep listening to us how you always listen to us. But if you're on Netflix, how you doing? What's going on? This is how fat I am. That's how fat he is.

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121.23 - 124.072 Henry

This is me skinny. You're actually, yeah, you're looking okay.

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Chapter 6: What are the humorous predictions made about celebrity deaths?

124.112 - 144.688 Henry

How sad is that? It's not that sad. Oh, yeah, it is. I picked out my, oh, man, I tried to put my wedding suit on the other day. What happened? Was it too big or too small? I out-iced it. Oh, man. Too fat for my wedding suit. Guys, first of all, I want to apologize for the way that we look. We talked about this again. Eddie just did.

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144.889 - 156.28 Henry

And I'm going to reiterate that apology because, yes, it's true right now. ICE, Immigrant and Customs Enforcement, they are out there murdering nurses. Just wholesale and just kind of murdering people.

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Chapter 7: How does the discussion shift to listener mail and personal stories?

156.3 - 157.341 Eddie

We don't need nurses.

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157.601 - 165.309 Henry

No, they're the last thing we need. Nurses are expendable as hell. You know what I hate is an empathetic man. One less.

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165.869 - 166.63 Eddie

Count them out, right?

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166.71 - 182.051 Henry

Yeah. So we know that, and I think that, you know, obviously Minneapolis is being torn apart right now. Their Lord Farquaad has recently been demoted. You got Ferd. You got Ferd for Mr. Bovina. They sent him back to California. Thank God.

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182.111 - 183.914 Eddie

We love him. Yeah, we love him, yes.

Chapter 8: What lessons about workplace safety are shared through listener experiences?

184.435 - 204.209 Henry

So we just want to apologize for the fact that we look like men who would apply for ICE. Yes. And that's just... Our burden. There's nothing we can really... It's not our burden. It's our wives' burden. Well, that's... It's currently their burden. Yes. But I wish that we look... What's her name? Larision? Oh, God. I thought you were just about to... Natalie.

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207.087 - 223.061 Henry

What's the name of the fake woman that they made for the Marty Supreme movie, Liseon? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can they build her? Odessa. Odessa. Odessa. They built her out of like a Petri dish or something. She's cool. Yeah, sure. Yeah, but I'm just saying, we can't be like that.

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223.901 - 233.689 Henry

Before the Hollywood gene editing programs that were put out there to create these incredible mixtures of people, Odessa Ozazion, I think her name is.

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233.73 - 234.41 Unknown

You know who her mom is?

234.85 - 235.051 Henry

Who?

235.751 - 236.672 Unknown

Um...

236.652 - 264.758 Henry

famous actress no way uh what's her name pamela adlon who the hell's that very famous actress who created a movie several shows for fx uh producer very powerful is it on netflix i don't give a shit it's trash because we only like shows that are on fucking netflix yeah put it on next to the melodia movie that's what i say you know what Netflix, Melania's looking good these days.

264.838 - 266.179 Eddie

Yeah, you never know.

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