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Last Podcast On The Left

Side Stories: On the Road

22 Apr 2026

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Chapter 1: What experiences did Henry and Eddie have during their trip to Alaska?

1.111 - 34.451 Henry

there's no place to escape to this is the last podcast on the left side stories that's when the cannibalism started side stories yes Just another beautiful Monday morning. Yes, it is, baby. You know, it's just so nice out here. Portland. I can't believe we made it. We made it through Alaska. We made it through the tundra. Through the Yukon. Through that.

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Chapter 2: What are the details surrounding the arrest of singer D4vd?

34.531 - 43.019 Henry

We went over Canada. You can't believe that we're here. I can't believe me is here as well, Eddie.

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43.039 - 58.435 Ed

Yes, if we would have stopped there, they would have had to change the name to Yukon. Oh, you're the one. You're the one. Eddie, where are we? We currently are in Portland, Oregon at the wonderful... What's the name of the studio we're in?

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58.455 - 61.338 Henry

We're over at Robot Pirate Media. We want to say thank you guys so much.

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Chapter 3: What happened in the tragic family annihilation case in Shreveport, Louisiana?

61.519 - 74.514 Henry

We have such a handsome operator here. Yes. I'm looking at him. Randall. Randall. God. Randy, of course. Yeah, you're making me Randy. Of course you're... Your first name's Randy. God, I'm just picturing you naked.

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Chapter 4: What is the controversy surrounding SantaCon?

74.574 - 103.536 Henry

God, I just want to suck on your weird, hairy Portland knees. Oh, yeah. I bet you could... Tie your shoes with your penis. God, we love being here. But we're here for a special reason. It's not just to smoke weed outside of our homes. No. That's right. Today is 420 to us. I think I'm gonna die, man. Dude, I'm afraid of me, dude. Yes. But that's why we do it. We smoke weed so you don't have to.

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103.576 - 109.602 Henry

Here at Side Stories. My name is Henry Zebrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. Hello. I feel big.

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Chapter 5: How do Henry and Eddie engage with listener emails?

109.843 - 120.693 Henry

You are big. Yes. And we have had truly one of the most wonderful confluence of days and events over the last several days. I just can't even believe it. First of all, we got a lot of announcements.

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121.254 - 125.719 Henry

All kinds of shit. A lot of shit. Thank you to everybody. They came out to those Alaska shows.

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125.739 - 130.885 Ed

Those Alaska shows were so much fun. Oh, my God. We had over 400 people in Anchorage.

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131.005 - 150.609 Henry

I cannot believe it. I just want to say, we weren't even talking about- I didn't know there were 400 people in Anchorage. They were. They were trucked in. Yeah, right? We had them bussed in. Boated in from Russia. Yes, they were. There was a lot of spies. Yes. And I just want to say thank you so much to the Russian intelligence agencies for sending Boris and Natasha to our show.

150.629 - 153.031 Ed

We did. I did see a Boris and Natasha.

153.152 - 161.521 Henry

I absolutely saw a Boris and Natasha. I saw a fat Russian man, and then I saw a very skinny, hot Russian woman, and they were going... They were yelling at each other and shit.

161.661 - 162.802 Ed

And they were plotting. Yes.

Chapter 6: What are the latest updates on true crime stories discussed?

163.002 - 170.21 Ed

In the airport. You and Natalie would make a great Boris and Natasha for Halloween. Honestly, it's a great idea. That's a good... Put it in the old bank.

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170.23 - 185.349 Henry

I will. Fairbanks also had the first time I've ever seen a Russian grocery store, and I did not know that Russia was... I have seen Russian grocery stores before. I have. I did not know it was famous for its groceries. No, it's definitely not. It just sold Pope's Tears and Glick Glork.

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185.369 - 188.353 Ed

Yeah, and it wasn't all free? What's up with that?

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188.413 - 209.323 Henry

Isn't there a line you're supposed to get on where you can get your rough toilet paper and then you can go and get your Grish Gorsh? You can get your hammer toes and you can get all sorts of baked koala. Your fish tails and your eyes. Yeah, and your bat stew. I don't know what they eat over there, man, but I'll tell you what. It looked gross and the man was not friendly. No, he wasn't.

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210.104 - 212.787 Henry

I asked him if he sold alcohol, and he was like, no.

Chapter 7: What are the bizarre experiences shared by the hosts in Alaska?

212.968 - 213.628 Henry

No alcohol. No.

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213.849 - 217.734 Ed

I was like, come on, bro. You're Russian. Whatever. Where is it? You spy. Don't fucking lie to me.

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217.754 - 218.975 Henry

Some kind of fucking spy.

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219.035 - 219.716 Ed

Yeah, what do you know?

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219.736 - 233.854 Henry

I mean, there's nothing to spy on in Fairbanks. Well, actually, there's quite a bit. There's Air Force Base. We saw all those black planes come into the Fairbanks International Airport. That's right. Hart, right? Was that what it's called? It was something else. Hart. Well, Harp is one thing outside of- What is Harp?

Chapter 8: How does the episode conclude with reflections on their adventures?

233.834 - 237.882 Henry

Harp is a, it's, well, they're obviously, they're controlling the weather.

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237.962 - 238.804 Ed

I just wrote Jesse Ventura in Harp.

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238.824 - 260.247 Henry

They're controlling the weather. They are, the space lasers. Then why is it warmer? It's because they're making it cold so you think it's getting, gonna get colder, but it's not. It's actually gonna get hotter. Okay. And so they're changing it all up. It's actually run by, that's where the space Jews live. They live in there and they zap their lasers from space down. HAARP is very simple.

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260.267 - 263.193 Ed

Yeah, nothing's more Jewish than Fairbanks, Alaska.

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263.214 - 279.105 Henry

Oh, we could not believe. You could not believe it. But no, honestly, HAARP is a communication center that a lot of people have a lot of... There's conspiracy theories around it. They were doing weather manipulation. Let me in the door. That's what Jesse Ventura tried. Let me in the door. But he did not make an appointment.

279.346 - 295.735 Henry

But they are shooting laser beams off the ionosphere in order to attach information to laser beams. It's like a whole thing. But it doesn't do the things that conspiracy theorists thought it did. But one of the big things that... I forgot about Alaska. Obviously, we've covered a lot of true crime in Alaska. But we asked...

295.715 - 302.526 Henry

So many people, like, normally when we go into town, we, like, Google, like, town true crime. Yeah, well, who's the killer from here?

302.646 - 304.83 Ed

Yeah, to kind of, like, go into. Just to get to know people.

304.85 - 328.223 Henry

Just to know what you like. Yeah, it's like, what sandwiches are good? And then, who killed people? Who killed people here? And Alaska. Big list. I, right now, I have a list of just, this is just six serial killers that operated outside of Alaska. Besides, obviously, Robert Hanson, Israel Keys. But then there's James Dale Ritchie, John Fountainberry, Thomas Bunday, Charles L. Meech.

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