Side Stories: On the Road
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What experiences did Henry and Eddie have during their trip to Alaska?
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Just another beautiful Monday morning. Yes, it is, baby. You know, it's just so nice out here. Portland. I can't believe we made it. We made it through Alaska. We made it through the tundra. Through the Yukon. Through that.
What are the details surrounding the arrest of singer D4vd?
We went over Canada. You can't believe that we're here. I can't believe me is here as well, Eddie.
Yes, if we would have stopped there, they would have had to change the name to Yukon. Oh, you're the one. You're the one. Eddie, where are we? We currently are in Portland, Oregon at the wonderful... What's the name of the studio we're in?
We're over at Robot Pirate Media. We want to say thank you guys so much.
What happened in the tragic family annihilation case in Shreveport, Louisiana?
We have such a handsome operator here. Yes. I'm looking at him. Randall. Randall. God. Randy, of course. Yeah, you're making me Randy. Of course you're... Your first name's Randy. God, I'm just picturing you naked.
What is the controversy surrounding SantaCon?
God, I just want to suck on your weird, hairy Portland knees. Oh, yeah. I bet you could... Tie your shoes with your penis. God, we love being here. But we're here for a special reason. It's not just to smoke weed outside of our homes. No. That's right. Today is 420 to us. I think I'm gonna die, man. Dude, I'm afraid of me, dude. Yes. But that's why we do it. We smoke weed so you don't have to. Here at Side Stories. My name is Henry Zebrowski. I'm sitting here with Ed Larson. Hello. I feel big.
How do Henry and Eddie engage with listener emails?
You are big. Yes. And we have had truly one of the most wonderful confluence of days and events over the last several days. I just can't even believe it. First of all, we got a lot of announcements.
Yes.
All kinds of shit. A lot of shit. Thank you to everybody. They came out to those Alaska shows.
Those Alaska shows were so much fun. Oh, my God. We had over 400 people in Anchorage.
I cannot believe it. I just want to say, we weren't even talking about- I didn't know there were 400 people in Anchorage. They were. They were trucked in. Yeah, right? We had them bussed in. Boated in from Russia. Yes, they were. There was a lot of spies. Yes. And I just want to say thank you so much to the Russian intelligence agencies for sending Boris and Natasha to our show.
We did. I did see a Boris and Natasha.
I absolutely saw a Boris and Natasha. I saw a fat Russian man, and then I saw a very skinny, hot Russian woman, and they were going... They were yelling at each other and shit.
And they were plotting. Yes.
What are the latest updates on true crime stories discussed?
In the airport. You and Natalie would make a great Boris and Natasha for Halloween. Honestly, it's a great idea. That's a good... Put it in the old bank.
I will. Fairbanks also had the first time I've ever seen a Russian grocery store, and I did not know that Russia was... I have seen Russian grocery stores before. I have. I did not know it was famous for its groceries. No, it's definitely not. It just sold Pope's Tears and Glick Glork.
Yeah, and it wasn't all free? What's up with that?
Isn't there a line you're supposed to get on where you can get your rough toilet paper and then you can go and get your Grish Gorsh? You can get your hammer toes and you can get all sorts of baked koala. Your fish tails and your eyes. Yeah, and your bat stew. I don't know what they eat over there, man, but I'll tell you what. It looked gross and the man was not friendly. No, he wasn't. I asked him if he sold alcohol, and he was like, no.
What are the bizarre experiences shared by the hosts in Alaska?
No alcohol. No.
I was like, come on, bro. You're Russian. Whatever. Where is it? You spy. Don't fucking lie to me.
Some kind of fucking spy.
Yeah, what do you know?
I mean, there's nothing to spy on in Fairbanks. Well, actually, there's quite a bit. There's Air Force Base. We saw all those black planes come into the Fairbanks International Airport. That's right. Hart, right? Was that what it's called? It was something else. Hart. Well, Harp is one thing outside of- What is Harp?
How does the episode conclude with reflections on their adventures?
Harp is a, it's, well, they're obviously, they're controlling the weather.
I just wrote Jesse Ventura in Harp.
They're controlling the weather. They are, the space lasers. Then why is it warmer? It's because they're making it cold so you think it's getting, gonna get colder, but it's not.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What experiences did Henry and Eddie have during their trip to Alaska?
0:01–0:34
2
What are the details surrounding the arrest of singer D4vd?
0:34–1:01
3
What happened in the tragic family annihilation case in Shreveport, Louisiana?
1:01–1:14
4
What is the controversy surrounding SantaCon?
1:14–1:49
5
How do Henry and Eddie engage with listener emails?
1:49–2:43
6
What are the latest updates on true crime stories discussed?
2:43–3:32
7
What are the bizarre experiences shared by the hosts in Alaska?
3:32–3:53
8
How does the episode conclude with reflections on their adventures?
3:53–1:07:06