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What birthday party theme did Lu throw for Dixie?
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Be warned, it's Luanna and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, rants, bants and general explicit content. But guys, you're here and you know you love it. Quite honestly, this is the absolute epitome of hypocrisy. I'm not very dominating, surprisingly, in bed. You know what? It does taste like a sausage. Sweaty, disgusting, vileness.
I might put a currency on when, like, Alex wants it, when I'm not in the mood. I didn't even know he resigned.
Good morning! Hi! Hi guys, welcome to Luana the Podo with Lou, Anna, producer Imo and we are sweating our titty tassels off.
Do you know what, it's been lovely weather but we're recording this like two days before this goes out and I do think that now the weather has turned and it's raining. It could be.
What are Lu's plans for a horseback photoshoot in Morocco?
It could be by today.
Well, I don't know.
I've been checking that.
Is it going rainy today, is it? Yeah, rainy, rainy. I mean, but we can sit and enjoy this heatwave. Do you know what? I have refused. I love it. Right, can we just talk about it?
I love it. People are moaning about it.
Oh, I love it. I am so here for this heatwave. Just quickly, guys.
What was the pegging confession shared in this episode?
Also, welcome. Fresh guff for the week for you here, but do make sure you're following on your favourite podcast platform and get a subscribe on YouTube. Hello, YouTubers. Sweat patches just for you and Lou's really quite cute dungarees.
I've got dungarees on. Oh, can I have some lip balm, please? There's barely any in there.
Imogen, you're looking very Mamma Mia. Yeah, you're looking quite greish. Very greish. You're looking greish.
Yeah, I'm wearing white and blue. White and blue.
Let's talk about the heatwave, because quite honestly, you can't go anywhere without everyone talking about it. Do an accent based on your outfit.
How did Brooklyn Beckham's DoorDash ad spark controversy?
Oh. Oh.
Okay. So, M's. I don't know many Greek people. I'm Greek. Yeah, but you don't speak with a Greek accent. I am Greek. I am Greek.
I know what yours is.
What? Is that it? Oh, my God. Where you been from, where you go, where you been from, Cotton Eye Joe. No, it needs to be more southern.
What is the significance of Argentina's decision on deadbeat dads?
Oh, well.
I'm a southern belle.
I'm a southern belle. I'm in my dungarees. I want to go and tackle a bull right now. And then I'm going to shag my uncle. Twice. Twice. Before my brother gets involved. Then we're all going to go back to our trailer park and have a big party with some... Liquor. Some hooch. Homemade liquor and hooch. Later we put on our white hats and I'll stop talking now.
Can I just say, Imogen, shall we, I think for the first time in eight years... Was that good? That was...
What train rant did Lu share involving public behavior?
Who knew that a southern American accent was your forte, babes? I'll do the accent of what I'm wearing today. All right, guys. Here I am. Proper East Hearts mum vibes. I'm in my Primark vest. I'm in my shorts. I've got my gun hanging out and doing it for the kids.
And can we just all consider Anna's toenails? Which are so bright. And when the guy did them in the shop, she had them done and he did them and then he looked up at her and he went, very bright. It's very bright. So bright.
I went in to have me pedi done. I get bullied, guys.
Who was crowned June's weirdo of the month?
I'm not going to pick on your feet because... We know that we have YouTube foot fans. Well, you do. I don't. I mean, God knows why I do. And mine are really skanking today because I've been really picking them.
You've been picking your naughty feet. Well, I get... Your naughty... Oh, your naughty feet. Let's do the feet snuggle. And we've both got quite brown legs. Nanny Nat bullies me about my feet because they are usually revolting. But my pedi, yeah, a classic, I didn't look up from my phone, which is bad. Bad phone habits.
Isn't it terrible in life? Yeah, but don't you feel like you're always on the go and then that one minute you can sit down and actually look at your phone.
What bizarre eating habit was discussed during the episode?
Yeah, he'd already put the pink on before he then decided to tell me it was very bright. Was that nice? And I didn't change it.
Oh.
Oh, sorry. Oh, my phone's doing something. Can we just talk a little bit about this heat wave that we've been lamenting in? Because this is what, again, I love. This is where we're just proud to be British because everyone has a fucking moan.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What birthday party theme did Lu throw for Dixie?
0:00–0:59
2
What are Lu's plans for a horseback photoshoot in Morocco?
0:59–1:17
3
What was the pegging confession shared in this episode?
1:17–1:53
4
How did Brooklyn Beckham's DoorDash ad spark controversy?
1:53–2:19
5
What is the significance of Argentina's decision on deadbeat dads?
2:19–2:58
6
What train rant did Lu share involving public behavior?
2:58–3:32
7
Who was crowned June's weirdo of the month?
3:32–4:07
8
What bizarre eating habit was discussed during the episode?
4:07–1:14:09
Speakers
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