Ep 554 - Shane's Steak and Beanz
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Why are Shane and Matt discussing their skin?
Wow, wow, Wes. Yes, my legs feel so smooth right now. Why? I don't know. It's just my skin. It just feels fucking... Your skin's glowing. I haven't sat like this, I guess, since last week with my...
No, start at the beginning there. Oh, with my skin?
Yeah, that's good stuff. That works. True, that's a good... I'm just saying, I'm surprised by my leg. Usually my legs hit my other leg and I go, ew, get that the fuck off me. Yeah, it's rough. My skin's dry as shit. At all times. Is it high right now? I got fucked. I was in Omaha last weekend. I got all dried out in the cold.
Came back like I had that alligator skin. But... I've got it right now. I was staring at my skin the entire meeting I was just having. For one straight hour, I was going, God damn, I got dry skin. Yeah, I do that every now and again. Shane, what do you think of that? Yeah. For sure.
You can see individual skin cells.
I wasn't staring at my skin. I know. I've been pretty spacey today, too. I wasn't staring at how red my face is the entire Zoom meeting, just going, Jesus Christ.
They let you do a different background. They should let you just do a whole different face. That way you're not staring at your own face.
I should do cat face. Just put the cat face. You ever see that lawyer? It was during COVID, and an old guy had to call in for a thing, and his grandkids were fucking with the computer, and it was like a cat. When he talked, it would talk, and he was like... I'm not a cat. And they're like, yeah, we know. It's classic. That is pretty good. I've been fired up. There's too many skeeters. The skeeters, the Texas mosquitoes. They do. They don't.
It's hell here. I feel bad because I know my wife gets crushed. They don't touch me, man. I don't know what it is. They don't.
Yeah, they get me. That sucks.
I know a couple people. I think it's a blood type thing.
But also just they're everywhere. they're fucking everywhere here like they're in my house i was i tried to get in the hot tub last night there's 20 of them yeah yeah you're around that water too fucking swamp back there around the bayou yeah i'm down here on the bayou yeah i don't i'm uh i don't do that the mosquitoes i swear i got up on the high plains i'm on the high plan i'm in the grasslands i really am kind of in the grasslands but i will say i'm battling a neon green spider right now
It's kind of my bro right now. It's in my blueberry bush.
What's he up to? Have you figured out what kind of spider it is?
Yeah, I did. I ID'd it right away. Let me see. I'll show you a picture of this guy. He's pretty spooky, dude. You got to let him chill.
I am. Or just Jackson's going to eat it. Bro, look at that guy.
Neon green spider. Oh, he's great. He's a good guy. Looks like a little shamrock spider. What kind of spider is that? I forget what it's called. I have my family. I sent it to my little nephew. He gives me my buggy IDs. He ID'd it. Let me see what I got here right now. Go hit the family chat. Man has been active actually in here. Oh, here it is. Sphinx. He called it a sphinx spider. Although, he is like seven, so he could be fucking wrong. A sphinx, he might be wrong. Yeah. sounded like thanks dude i found you would love this book i found the book on amazon i was sitting there i don't know what i was doing i was like watching tv with my family and i was like dude has anyone ever written a book exclusively about farts like the science and nobody has i haven't i haven't seen it at least like a scientific yeah like you know how it's like you know how do they start like what exactly what are they what happens if you hold them in like just stuff you'd want like everything you'd want to know about them which by the way i don't think that book exists
But I did find a book about – this guy self-published a book on Amazon called Never Trust a Fart. And it's six – Six short stories of shitting himself?
Yes. That's awesome.
Of just his like bros, their like best shit themselves story. Dude, I was cackling. That's a great idea. It's unbelievable. And it's like the guy who wrote it, it's very like – I don't know how to explain it. You know when like –
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