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Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Ep 557 - Blob Farm (feat. Nate Marshall)

Thu, 01 May 2025

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Support the D.A.W.G.Z. @ patreon.com/MSsecretpod Support the P*nty Boyz @ https://www.patreon.com/pitm Go See Matt Live @ mattmccusker.com/dates Go See Shane Live @ shanemgillis.com Go See Lemaire Lee Live @ https://lemairelee.fun/ Go See Shawn Gardini Live if you want  @ https://www.shawngardini.com/live Yo0o0o. Whats gudd!? Hope you're all having a good start to your day. Another fambly ep this week with Nasty Nathan. We had ourselves some hot castin' this week tbqh. We talk blobz and some other things. Please enjoy. God Bless. This video is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/MSSP Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Chapter 1: Who are the hosts and guest featured in Ep 557 - Blob Farm?

622.914 - 629.419 Matt McCusker

That's kind of what it is. Yeah. I kind of felt good doing it. Did you ever think about being a rapper? Obviously. Yeah.

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630.219 - 631.76 Nate

Obviously. Obviously.

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631.8 - 632.521 Matt McCusker

Yeah, I had a feeling.

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632.541 - 639.465 Nate

I had a feeling. At such a young age, did I ever think about it? Not one day. I thought about it earlier today.

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640.026 - 657.961 Shane Gillis

I was like, what if I could spit? True. It's like, you never know. It's like, what if I never know? I've never even tried. Maybe I could spit. In high school, we'd all get high, and people would freestyle and stuff. It was sick. It's the best. Yeah, it's pretty fun, actually.

658.701 - 658.961 Nate

It is.

659.221 - 669.424 Shane Gillis

I knew it didn't happen to me. My one friend would just do Eminem. He'd be like, that's an Eminem song. And he'd be like, no, it's just an Eminem song. I just came up with that right now.

670.385 - 672.525 Nate

Two Trailer Park girls go around the outside.

672.865 - 675.826 Shane Gillis

I don't know. Is that a song? I didn't know that. That's crazy.

Chapter 2: What are the challenges of modern education and school experiences?

1294.92 - 1300.986 Shane Gillis

Nasty little power bottom. Getting caught stealing at the mall would have been the apocalypse.

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1302.367 - 1303.688 Shane Gillis

I would have gotten in so much fucking trouble.

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1303.848 - 1304.869 Nate

Lemise, you never had a chain.

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1306.562 - 1307.763 LeMaire Lee

No, I never really had chains.

1308.223 - 1309.344 Nate

Damn, you could have.

1309.424 - 1322.531 Gardini

Guard dog, you get that Italian horn or whatever that thing is? No, I was a crucifix guy for a little while, but as a youth, I was like a shark tooth puka shell kid. Whoa. I had the puka shells as well. I had an alligator tooth too.

1322.571 - 1335.439 Nate

You had an alligator tooth? Man, maybe Lamar was right. Maybe you are an outdoor white. True. You were in a tough area for white kids to act black, like North Jersey. Yeah, but I still managed to do it.

1335.459 - 1345.368 Gardini

You can be like Sopranos. I managed to do it, but I went more Rasta when I was coming into my formative years. I can see you hitting the Rasta phase.

Chapter 3: How do the hosts reflect on their high school and college experiences?

2696.229 - 2697.249 LeMaire Lee

How did you beat around the bush?

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2697.269 - 2698.47 Nate

I heard cake farts get brought up.

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2698.99 - 2700.01 Shane Gillis

What?

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2700.21 - 2702.311 Nate

They were bringing up, like, have you ever done cake farts?

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2704.913 - 2724.054 Matt McCusker

it is funny when you get someone on you're like i'm bringing it up and the whole time you're like we only stood stood 10 toes i think one time it was the non-porn porn thing no she was because she was trying to say she doesn't we are big on if you charge for your only fans but don't show tits yeah not okay and she was you know talking about she doesn't show tits on her main thing

2724.754 - 2729.377 Matt McCusker

We didn't let it slide. I was pretty proud of that. What's beyond the main thing?

2730.218 - 2736.541 Nate

It was pretty tough of you for three men in a room to confront a woman. That's pretty awesome you guys did that.

2737.782 - 2745.25 Shane Gillis

It wasn't me. She laughed. So it's like there's another level you can unlock for that.

2746.852 - 2768.95 Matt McCusker

For what? For tits. You said the main thing. Yeah, she was saying hers was giving all this free plugs. She was saying hers was free, and she charges for extra stuff, which is fine, I think. That's fine. But if you charge at all. As gatekeepers. You know what? I like it. Somebody's got to keep the law around there. You're going to pay to see some titties. Wouldn't this be a great gift?

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