Ep 618 - Officer Lemaire (feat. Charles Blyzniuk & Lemaire Lee)

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What are the latest updates on the podcast and its hosts?

Matt McCusker 0:00
wild wild west luke we're live belmar rules yeah luke you sexy as hell yeah he looks good you're back on the belmar train i am yeah he was i think i don't know he went away i thought i haven't seen him i know i wonder what happened to him he's back he's got a shaved head just went to study wearing a scarf doing a fucking business yeah he learned with the monks
LeMaire Lee 0:21
Yeah.
Unknown 0:22
He went business with the monks. I think he did, yeah. He and Wemby went to China together. Buy, sell, buy. Yeah. He's like, you stick to basketball. I'm going to be the business. I'm business.

How did Lemaire Lee become involved in the conversation?

Unknown 0:38
Yeah. The monks will teach me the ancient wisdom. Yeah. This is how he talks.
Matt McCusker 0:43
He's great. He's like, AI is going to take all of your jobs. All of your jobs. and there's just people in a fucking convention center like this is good stuff this is good i need this yeah anyway hello welcome to the podcast matthew's not here uh we tried to do yesterday but i couldn't get out of bed after going to the nba finals i was a little tired yeah but kind of fucked it up for everybody because now matt's gone and now lamar is Now La Mer is filling in. La Mer just, he's fired up. He just walked into the kitchen and was like, have you heard about the Lego thing?
Unknown 1:25
Oh yeah, wait, you mentioned this to me too.
Matt McCusker 1:27
And then he turned off, I was watching a nice hummingbird, I was watching a nice hummingbird documentary and he just turned it off, put it on a Lego fucking YouTube video and then walked back outside.
LeMaire Lee 1:37
I was making, I was grilling sausages. I had to go check on my sausages.
Matt McCusker 1:41
What are you so happy about? I'm having a good time. The fucking dopers are in a good mood today. That's great. Guard dog's energy is... I've never seen him this happy.
Charles Blyzniuk 1:54
I feel good.
Matt McCusker 1:54
What's going on? Why are you so happy?
Charles Blyzniuk 1:56
Just Zandini today. I don't know why.
LeMaire Lee 1:58
It's been a while.
Charles Blyzniuk 2:00
It has been a while. Yeah, I haven't seen this side of you in forever. Yeah, well, I haven't seen you guys in a while. I miss the old guard dog.
Matt McCusker 2:08
This new grumpy guard dog.
Charles Blyzniuk 2:10
Yeah, well. But now he's in a good mood. Sometimes I do too, yeah.
Matt McCusker 2:12
What do you think is going to happen tonight when you're riding high right now? I've seen how this usually goes.
Charles Blyzniuk 2:18
Yeah, I'll probably have a couple of whiskeys and get mad about something. I won't let it ruin it. Who do you think you're going to get mad at?
Matt McCusker 2:25
What do you think is going to... Whoever's around. Someone's going to get the business.
Unknown 2:30
Whoever's around. There's a good chance. They're going to go, you're a chud. I have noticed Guardini's gotten better at like... right before the mean kicks in, leaving. He's been sensing it like that.
Matt McCusker 2:44
I've seen his lady. His lady's usually the one going, dragging him out. I see it. It's so funny. We were at the mothership the other night, and I watched his girl goes first. He's always behind her like, I have to leave.
Unknown 2:58
It's like...
LeMaire Lee 3:00
Yeah someone's about to get punished He can say Just a fist on the table We should go It's under the table So Meezy fill us in on the Legos Alright there's this company called Bricks and Mini Figs And they are a Lego reseller So they buy Legos from people and they resell them And there was this guy Him and his dad had a big collection Of Legos and they had like a a building a store and then the dad got sick so to cover the cost they like had a deal with bricks and minifigs that made sure that they were retained owning the Legos, but bricks and minifigs would sell them. And they just like take a portion of the sale, you know? So then the dad gets better and they're like, all right, we want our bricks back.
LeMaire Lee 3:51
And then the company's like, we actually don't have them, but they do have them. They're still on the shelves. They're like advertising them on their Instagram and stuff. And they're just lying and lying. So that guy calls a YouTube guy. And then the YouTube guy does a whole investigation. And that's when it gets nuts. so it's like it's not dude this youtube guy he's just like trying to investigate he's like give back the bricks and the guy's like no he's like all right and he goes through all the legal loops so he like makes a company called that uh he makes a company so that the legal company will sue him so the company is like uh pretty much an exact copy of the company but

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