'Becoming Led Zeppelin', Paul McCartney, Steam Rooms | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-13-25
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What is Bill Burr's podcast introduction?
hey what's going on it's bill burn it's time for the thursday afternoon just before friday monday morning podcast and i'm just checking in checking in on you oh um jesus christ what a fucking week i'm having jesus christ um dude i had the fucking hiccups for like two days and i'm not saying they won't happen right now all right so get ready
How did Bill Burr handle his persistent hiccups?
how's that for a teaser oh my god am i gonna hear some hiccups have i tuned into the fucking perfect podcast or what um evidently you can't have uh a couple cups of coffee and then balsamic vinaigrette two days in a row it's too i didn't know balsamic vinaigrette was acidic um And I didn't even know what the fuck was going on. And they just wouldn't stop. To the point I was at rehearsal doing my shit with the hiccups. I did interviews with the hiccups to promote my shit that I was doing with the hiccups. I was waking up in the middle of the night with the hiccups. I feel like I'm going to get the hiccups again right now. So I have to drink some fucking water. To try to keep this shit down... I had to go to the doctor... The whole fucking thing... And I started thinking about it... I remember when I was a kid... When I was just a lad... One of the most amazing books... When I was a kid... Was the Guinness Book of World Records... And you'd always look for the fattest guy... You know... Then they had the fat twins... On the mini bikes...
tallest man and all of that the longest fingernails all this stupid shit and then one of them was the world record for the the longest hiccups and this poor bastard had hiccups like he got him and then just had him for the rest of his life like decades this fucking guy had hiccups um and had the intestinal fortitude to not kill himself like i don't know it's at what point At what point your diaphragm is fucking feeling like, you know, your organs are doing sit-ups, right? You definitely got a nickname. You know? You know, Billy Jumpstart. It'd be something. Um... so i finally went to the doctor something german irish people do not do um but i was being smart and i went there and the lady told me what was up and got me some over-the-counter that i'm supposed to take for like a week and evidently i'll be all right so just laying off the coffee the balsamic vinaigrette uh no pasta You know, red sauce basically, right? That's acidic tomatoes.
Eat some fucking root vegetables and see what the hell happened. But the last time I had heartburn like this was me and Verzi were doing a gig in New Orleans. And we had the gig on Friday at the casino. On Saturday, we went to the LSU Alabama game. in Death Valley. Then we hung around Sunday. And then on Monday, we went to Monday night, the New Orleans Saints versus the Philadelphia Eagles. Your Super Bowl champion, Philadelphia Eagles, who should have fucking won two of the last three. Think about that. They should have won two of the last three. That fucking hand on the small of that fucking dude's back, and they called that holding. And put the fucking Chiefs, I swear to God.
Ha ha.
And just show a highlight of throwing or picking up flags in these crucial moments. Did you ever know that you're my hero? By the way, I stand by Travis Kelsey's outfit. I stand by that 100 fucking percent. 100% I stand by that fucking outfit. That outfit was the shit. And I think it's stupid that they do this whole fashion thing or whatever. But, you know, I mean, that outfit just said cocaine. I mean, you know, I like when people steer into it rather than go away. Don't fucking show up trying to be wholesome. Show me how filthy the world is. All right? Show me how there's two sets, if not three sets of rules out there. Show me. I don't want to fucking come up there like you're going to do the Lawrence Welk show, huh? Nice reference there. 50 years old. All right.
I had one of the most incredible fucking weeks. I don't know where to start. Um, as far as just like going out and seeing shit, I went out and I saw that becoming Led Zeppelin movie where if you're a John Bonham fanatic, like I am, um, there's very, very, very, very little. There's like one black and white video that has him talking. I think it's him and Robert Plant early in their career.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is Bill Burr's podcast introduction?
0:00–0:27
2
How did Bill Burr handle his persistent hiccups?
0:27–7:00
3
What was Bill Burr's experience with 'Becoming Led Zeppelin'?
7:00–13:18
4
How did Bill Burr attend Paul McCartney's intimate concert?
13:18–21:54
5
Why does Bill Burr discuss steam rooms and gym experiences?
21:54–28:28
6
What are Bill Burr's thoughts on Friday the 13th?
28:28–36:18
7
How does Bill Burr handle scheduling and events?
36:18–41:43
8
What upcoming comedy events does Bill Burr promote?
41:43–1:26:49
Speakers
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