Disney, Hockey, Flying | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-26-26
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Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning podcast. What's going on? How are ya? How's it going, dude? Oh, I'm sitting here on my L-shaped couch. NHL's back, watching Jack Hughes with the Golden Goal, playing back with the Devils and the fucking Buffalo Sabres. Anyway, what a week. What a week. As I mentioned before, we took the kids out to go see the monster trucks, and then we went to Disneyland. Had a great time. Guess what? I finally met Goofy. I finally got a picture with him. 40 years. Took me 40 years. You know? It's like John Elway winning the Super Bowl the last two years. Get the shit kicked out of you. So that was cool. And I got to tell you, California Adventure Park, I don't know, I kind of give it the nod.
Over Disneyland. Why is that, Bill? I'll tell you why. I've watched that Lightning McQueen and all versions of it, all, what is it, two or three of them? I've watched the Tow Mater, you know, when he tells the crazy stories. I have watched all of them with my son. Like a thousand times each. And then you go to that California Adventure Park and they recreate... It's like you walk into the movie. You're walking down Main Street where Lightning McQueen has already paved it. All right? They got Luigi, you know, the tire shop. They got the lowrider guys. They got George Carlin and the military dude. They got Paul Newman's car. They even got the...
What does Bill Burr share about his experience as a Disney dad?
The statue that he ruins in the beginning, they have the ride with the tractors that tip over. They got the whole thing, and you just walk down the street, and then they have the Radiator Springs Racers. And I got in it with my son, and when we were flying around the track, I was looking at him. He was grinning ear to ear. such a happy kid and i just looked at i was like i'm never gonna forget this it's just it was just seared in my brain i was like this is insane i feel like i'm inside the movie that we were watching and of course he said something adorable when he got off he said that ride scared my tummy um it was awesome and then you know my daughter's getting older too just watching her and
interacting with the park even different more different than she did a few months ago so yeah i'm like a fucking disney dad i don't know what happened but i i love the place and uh and i had a great time we even hung out for like the parade and i got to watch the lovely nia What did she freak out about? Little Mermaid came by and all of a sudden she became like, you know, eight, nine years old again. And she was like waving to the people on the float. It's fucking hilarious. I will say this. I saw this ice cream sandwich earlier in the day that this person was eating.
How does Bill feel about the current NHL season?
And I don't even know how to describe the level of white that the ice cream filling was. And I looked at that and I was like, that is all chemicals. I don't know what is in that, but there's no milk, there's no eggs. Oh, we got a Dottie Brook here. 5'16 to go in the second period. The guys dropped the gloves. What's the guy's name? Zucker. Took a few, swung, missed, fell down. I don't like this thing with hockey now. Whoever falls down is the other guy who won the fight. I mean, you're fighting on skates. Somebody's going to fall down. If you get punched and then you fall down, I think that that's what it is, right? I don't know. I don't know. Anyway, the fuck was I talking about? This fucking ice cream sandwich.
And I'm looking and I go, that looks like that kind of ice cream. Like you ever see when they put Oreos in the microwave? Someone will do that on the internet and they just, they can't, it doesn't melt, whatever the fuck that is. As we're 25 years into fighting a war on terrorism, we allow a U.S. company to feed this to its own citizens. Okay. So I looked at it and I go, I was just looking at these people going like, I can't fucking believe this. They're eating that shit. So I go with the turkey leg, and I'm eating the turkey leg, and I'm having a good time, but then I get filled up with all that sodium, and lo and behold, I end up being hungry at the end of the night, and the parade's happening, and everybody I'm with is getting ice cream sandwiches, and I said, all right, I'll get an ice cream sandwich, and I can't believe I ate that thing.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:01–2:01
2
What does Bill Burr share about his experience as a Disney dad?
2:01–3:23
3
How does Bill feel about the current NHL season?
3:23–11:04
4
What was Bill's experience at Disneyland with his kids?
11:04–14:15
5
What are Bill's thoughts on the state of hockey fights?
14:15–17:21
6
How does Bill describe the food experience at Disneyland?
17:21–20:22
7
What insights does Bill provide on health and nutrition?
20:22–23:49
8
What does Bill think about the current political climate in America?
23:49–1:37:32
Speakers
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