Mid-West Fans, Withdrawal Dreams, Youth Sports Corruption | Monday Morning Podcast 9-28-26
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Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, September 28th, 2026. Six six six. What's going on? How are you? How's it going, man? How you doing, huh? Yeah, that's awesome. Um oh fucking Billy Freckles.
Why can’t Bill Burr pick the right NFL games this season?
I cannot pick an NFL game to save my life. And it'd be one thing if it was the ush like I wasn't watching, blaming the kids. We have protection issues, you know, just coming up with I am watching. I'm home. I am watching the games, I am gathering information, and off of the things that I'm seeing, I'm making what I feel is an educated guess and I cannot I can't pick a fucking game. Чес гетстрой. Ага, адam Пакерс. Lanta Falcons fucking DOA the first two weeks, all of a sudden. Іно ті госдаун. Then they bring in their backup fucking Steve De Berg, whoever it is, he comes in. They're running backs running wild, fucking Packers. They they go and they they not only did they cover, they beat 'em.
Then I took the fucking Cincinnati Bengals. Knowing the Steelers always playing difficult, but I just kept looking at Aaron Rodgers' face every time he was going to the sidelines. He had this look on his face where it's just like I don't need to look at the iPad. I know what's going on. I understand football. You guys don't. That was his energy, and I'm like, well you're not gonna fucking cut. Cover a three and a half spread with that shit going on. You know, like you ever see a couple and you know they're in a fight even though they're trying to act like they're cool, you you you you can you know? They're ex they just got out of the car, they're exchanging pleasantries, but there's a hoarseness to their voice.
It's like okay, yeah, things got elevated. Right through the final red light and now they're just they're just can we just be going there and be adults? Yeah, I was getting those vibes, so I took Joe Burrow in the uh in the Bengals and uh Steel is one. That was over. Who else? Who the fuck else? You know, it my my day isn't over yet, but It feels like it is. Who else did I pick this week? You guys can all laugh at me. I had the Packers. I had the bills, did they cover? And then the Cardinals. I don't know. I've lost like six fucking games in a row.
Why does Bill Burr defend Drake Maye and criticize early Patriots criticism?
You know? I was watching the Patriots today. Oh, wait, wait. I watched a bunch of football. I watched college football yesterday. I watched uh Who did I see? I watched Michigan, Iowa. Um, that's shit show. Once again, hey, you know, there's eight minutes left in the game. Why kick an extra point when you can go for a two point conversion and not get it? Because the analytics say like what is the fucking analytics on? How many fucking times you're gonna go for a two point conversion, not get it, and lose the game by one? You know, I mean I guess You know, Iowa threw one last second they scored. If they Michigan kicks the extra point and they tie it, then Iowa if they make their extra point. They would have been tied.
But they didn't have to kick the extra point. I just don't fucking get it. Wake Forest game against Louisville. They go the other Linux letter go for the two-play convert. They kicked the extra point. Guess what happened? They won the fucking game. Said it before and I'll say it again. It's a two-point conversion, you have to score another touchdown. You have to score back-to-back touchdowns. That's what a two point conversion is. Everybody gets in and they oh it's just two points, like it's a little fucking whoop de doo. No. It's another touchdown. You have to score back to back touchdowns.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:53
2
Why can’t Bill Burr pick the right NFL games this season?
0:53–3:05
3
Why does Bill Burr defend Drake Maye and criticize early Patriots criticism?
3:05–9:41
4
Are Midwestern sports fans more supportive than fans in Boston and New York?
9:41–11:24
5
What does Bill Burr think the WNBA and NBA should change about three-point shots?
11:24–18:42
6
What withdrawal symptoms and vivid dreams can happen after quitting weed?
18:42–36:25
7
Why does Bill Burr oppose public funding for new sports stadiums?
36:25–41:54
8
How is private equity changing youth sports and affecting young athletes?
41:54–1:01:22
Speakers
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