NHL, Shows, Model Cars | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 2-27-25
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What is the Patrice O'Neill Comedy Benefit and when is it happening?
The 12th annual Patrice O'Neill Comedy Benefit will be Sunday, May 18th, as always, at the New York City Center, which is 131 West 55th Street between 6th and 7th. Avenue, New York City, doors open at 7 p.m., show starts at 7.30 p.m. The lineup is Rosebud Baker, Greer Barnes, D.C. Benny, Tim Dillon. I hope I say this name right. Nimesh Patel, Sean Patel. It's so funny. That's a big last name in Glengarry Glen Ross. But tell Sean Patton, Rich Voss, as always, will be hosting it. I'm going to do a little time in there and we might have a special guest drop in. I'm working on that right now. You never know. Tickets go on sale today at 12 p.m. Eastern Time. All tickets are 75 bucks. Tickets can be purchased at www.nycitycenter.org slash patrice2025.
One more time, that's www.nycitycenter.org slash patrice2025. Patrice is P-A-T-R-I-C-E. Or by calling the box office at 212-581-1212. All of this info will be posted on my social handles and on my website. Shout out and thank you, as always, to the captain of the ship, the producer, the booker, everybody. All the minutiae of it is Maureen Tarrin. And that's it. It's always my favorite thing every year. It's like a... i don't know it's like a high school reunion i get to see all these comics i never get to work with now because i live in la and then i also get to see young up-and-coming comedians that were influenced by uh patrice's body of work so there you go that's that oh here's something i forgot to bring up on the monday morning podcast um
Why is hockey less popular and what are the recent controversies?
You know, my whole life, they've always wondered why hockey wasn't popular. How come it was always a distant fourth? You know, I can't see the puck. It doesn't translate on TV. I love they fucking saying that, but they got women's lacrosse with that cameraman. How about you zoom in once every fucking while? My eyes are fucking too old to watch that sport. But anyway... The thing about it is, it's not only is it like more of a rogue sport, they've made just one fucking bonehead move after another. And even when they go to do something great, it doesn't make any sense. Like I remember back in the day, they were on ESPN, which was great for the league in the 80s. And then the USA Network came along and offered them like a hundred bucks more.
And they said, fuck ESPN. And they went to USA. They've always been doing shit like that. Right. The brawling got out of control in the 70s. They always been doing stuff to shoot themselves in the foot. They fucking took teams out of Canada and brought them down to like fucking Florida and Phoenix and all this dumb shit. And then they start getting going. They start doing smart. Nashville, who knew? Boom, huge city. Vegas, boom, huge city. Seattle, who knew, right? All of a sudden, okay, they got some momentum. They got some momentum. And then they got this fucking world championship. Can somebody explain to me how Canada is the champion? It doesn't make any sense. Why do they do everything so fucked up in hockey? Write down they don't have quarters. They have periods.
They have two breaks, which I understand if you've ever played, you're fucking exhausted, sprinting the whole goddamn game. But, like, we beat Canada a couple of Saturdays ago. All right? With Connor McDavid all the way to fucking Sidney Crosby. Unbelievable team. We beat them. Great game. Three fights in the first minute like old school hockey and then just great hockey, right? So we beat them to advance to the final. All right? So then Canada's got to play their way in. I don't know who the fuck they played. They played like fucking Iceland or some shit. They win and now they're in the final with the American team. So now America's in a situation where USA has to go 2-0 against Canada or else we're the losers. If we go 1-1, we lose.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the Patrice O'Neill Comedy Benefit and when is it happening?
0:25–2:42
2
Why is hockey less popular and what are the recent controversies?
2:42–7:04
3
What theatrical experiences is Bill Burr transitioning into?
7:04–12:47
4
How does Bill Burr feel about societal and political issues today?
12:47–23:44
5
What happened during Bill Burr's recent trip to Daytona Beach?
23:44–36:08
6
What are Bill Burr's reflections on past experiences and missed opportunities?
36:08–43:20
7
How does Bill Burr incorporate humor into everyday observations?
43:20–1:35:28
Speakers
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