MTGM EXTRA! "Don't judge me."
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Why is Vogue wearing makeup at an early hour?
Vogue, why at this barbaric time in the morning have you got a full face of makeup? Why are you showing me in show up?
Well, thank you so much for asking it, Joanne, because that gives me the opportunity to tell people that we're recording a new Flexi programme and that's why I have makeup on.
Oh, she's absolutely done it.
Since what time have you been flexing since? It's 9am.
Oh, I haven't done it. Do you know what? I think that you forget that I looked at my phone last night at half ten and I was like, and I turned my lights off immediately. So I wake up at quarter to seven because I'm frightened by the time I've gone to bed. I've had a full nearly eight hours sleep. I'm okay.
What did Vogue have to drink the night before?
Well, I had last night, I'm in a hotel in Dublin. I'm back for some bits. And I had a very delicious Negroni and a melatonin that I got off the shelf in America last night. well well well to say I slept Jesus but I was having and I know we're not allowed to talk about dreams because they're so boring they're so boring but I just have to because I feel like my inside I dreamt all night that I was being chased by a tarantula
What was Joanne's strange dream about?
Oh, I would not like that.
And I was trying to hit, it was going in the walls and it was lumpy. I could see it's like, it's out body outline on the walls and I was trying to, it was horrible. What's that about, Jo? What's that about? Yeah, Jo, what is it? Is it the melatonin or the Negroni, Jo? Which is it? Because I'm not going to lose either of them. I'm just going to keep going.
What advice does Joanne give about alcohol and sleep?
But I just like to know which one's causing the problems. all I can do is crop up to be boring and offer the advice which is that medically you're not supposed to turn in an alcohol that's not a good thing don't do that do you I'm sorry Joe do you actually know that or are you just saying that I just googled it and the NHS says don't do it they're always saying shit like that they tell you not to do anything it's the system they just don't want you to have a good time it's the man it's the conspiracy theory it's the lizard people it's Scientology it's all that
I'm not getting into dreams either, but I feel like you should know this because I had a sex dream about one of your good friends. Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Who did Vogue have a dream about?
Man or woman? Man. Gay or straight? Gay. Garoude? No. Brandon? Brandon? Yeah, he's looking great at the moment. He's looking great, Brandon. No! Brandon Courtney's looking great. He's looking great.
I haven't even told him about it. I think it was when he mentioned the Speedos or something. And then that night, all of a sudden, I'm in a bath with Brandon.
The Speedos?
You were talking about his little tight little things that he was swimming in or something like that, which I wouldn't usually be attracted to. But obviously that day I was because I went to bed that night and found myself in a bath with Brendan.
Yeah, he'd be delighted to hear that now. He's going, he's having a glow up. I actually said to him last night, I was like, you look amazing at the moment. What's going on? He's like, I don't know what it is. He's just got an energy about him.
I think when you're happy, it kind of comes from within. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's true. That is actually true.
It is.
Do I look happy at the moment at 9am with no makeup on? How happy do I look?
Do you know what I will say? You look a lot better than me with no makeup on because you don't have the black eyes.
You do. We've discussed this before. I think the black under eye is a little bit sexy. If you don't watch yourself, I'll be dreaming about you and me in the bath. You better keep that under eye concealer on.
That's why I got up at seven this morning to put the makeup on. I was like, I better not be turning her on. We're trying to work here.
Trying to work. I can't be erased this early in the morning. I like that kind of heroine-y, cheeky, under-eye thing. I'm glad. I'm glad. Especially as you age, your under-eyes are the real danger zone. I see my under eyes there. You don't have any under eyes. Do you know why? Because I was in with Dr. Ewan again. I have more fish sperm in my face than an aquarium cum brothel.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why is Vogue wearing makeup at an early hour?
0:18–0:57
2
What did Vogue have to drink the night before?
0:57–1:28
3
What was Joanne's strange dream about?
1:28–1:48
4
What advice does Joanne give about alcohol and sleep?
1:48–2:26
5
Who did Vogue have a dream about?
2:26–4:38
6
What skincare treatments has Vogue recently had?
4:38–6:14
7
What is Vogue's new fitness plan with Joanne?
6:14–8:06
8
How did Vogue gain access to the Aer Lingus lounge?
8:06–22:24