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What celebrations are happening today?
Happy World Book Day. We're recording on World Book Day.
Happy, well, for me, I'm in Galway, so it's Happy Ash Wednesday. No, that was yesterday. It's Thursday. Sorry, Happy Pancake Tuesday.
And this episode is going out next Wednesday, so none of it makes sense, really. So Happy Mother's Day is what we're actually saying.
Happy birthday to me. This is October. Happy Christmas.
Happy New Year's, Jo.
Whenever this goes out.
Yeah. We want to be on top of things and across all events. I think we've covered everything. Is there anything else?
Happy Valentine's Day for next year. Indeed.
Happy Thanksgiving. All right, Jo. That's enough now. We've milked it.
What was Vogue's World Book Day costume?
We're not American. We're not American.
Trust you.
Trust you to ruin us. I... I... I enjoy World Book Day. I don't remember us having World Book Day as children. We didn't have that, did we? No, it's all new. We had nothing. It's brilliant. We had nothing. In my kids' school, everyone obviously gets dressed up. It's really exciting. And all the teachers and stuff were dressed up. And I walked in in what I can only describe as a fantastic outfit. It's a bright neon orange trousers and a bright neon matching trench. And the amount of people who asked me what I was. I'm lava. I'm a highlighter. Yeah.
What fluorescent thing has written a book before? I'm sure there's loads. You're the country coat.
You're the country goat. They thought I was in a World Book Day costume, Jo.
Vogue, what is the colour, please, of your upcoming book, Big Mouth, please?
It's not... Floral. It's not neon orange. It's pink.
It's pink, but I'm wearing orange, Jo. Oh, sorry.
I beg your pardon. It looked pink. You were wrapping the day and, like, they just assumed you were getting involved. Yeah, and...
Well, I mean, the other parents are dressed as Superman and like that man, the Mad Hatter. And I arrive and they're like, what are you? I'm like, excuse me?
I'm like everyday chic. You're like, I'm just awake and alive and trying to live my best life. I don't know how those parents do it. I've no kids and I wouldn't have the time to dress up. I don't know how they do it.
Oh, I do. I'm going to next year. I think I'm going to go all out. I keep I keep thinking I'm going to start making the kids costumes because my auntie Naomi made us a kangaroo tail out of some chicken wire and tights before. And it was brilliant for Girls Brigade. Yeah, I went to Girls Brigade. I'm not meant to. I should have burned as I walked in the doors, but they let the Catholics in. I went to Girls Brigade and I dressed up as a kangaroo.
That's very R to talk, isn't it? It's very, what was that person? Neil Buchanan. I'm a Galway and I'm not saying Ash Wednesday is a particular hobby of the Galway people, but it's just in my face because I'm usually in the UK for Ash Wednesday where there isn't a single Ash because they're all heathens. But the Galway people are, I was like, it's so nice. Covered. It's like they've all been shot in the face with an ashtray. I love it.
now I did see one I saw one little kid a kid no less outside co-op yesterday with the ash are you sure it wasn't a bruise no it was definitely it looked ashy it looked ashy it was ashy was he an English child are you sure he wasn't he hadn't been hit in the head with a camogie ball or whatever they play what do you play Jo?
oh no they don't golf they played golf it was probably golf it was probably a ball that had been in the rut and then the child accidentally got hit in the face yeah whereas in Galway it's it's legit heaven shit no I've changed my mind croquet croquet croquet it's croquet polo polo polo we don't want to remind Irish people that you dabble in it yourself
I never have given up on the polo. I realise that it wasn't... Thank God! It wasn't the polo I loved. It was just the horse riding.
There you go. And the aristocratic connections. I see it.
Absolutely. I've been sniffing around the Royals, as you know. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Has anyone watched Megan's new Netflix? Now, I haven't. Megan's new Netflix. Have you watched it, Joanne? I haven't watched it yet. I nearly watched it last night, but I saw a bit where she was making her kids a rainbow platter of fruit. And I'm like, first of all...
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