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Hello and welcome to My Therapist Ghosted Me, the bonus episode with myself, Bo Williams, and herself, she's not on mic, Joanne McNally. I'm absolutely disgusted with you actually, Joanne. We haven't mentioned this yet.
Vogue and I both had our biological molecular ages tested for Catherine Ryan's new podcast about aging. Yeah. And I've had my results. Yeah. They will appall and shock. My outsides are 42 officially. I'm now the proud owner of a woman's 42 year old body.
Yeah. Looking good. Looking fantastic. Spanking with a little help from our team. Wouldn't change her ever-growing team.
Her ever-growing team.
Wouldn't change a thing. Wouldn't change a thing this year.
How are biological ages determined?
Just drinking water, girls, and a bit of SPF. That's all there is to it, you know.
Get your eight-hour sleep, you're done.
Just get a good night's sleep, girls. And 60 billion grams of Botoxinide. Anyway, I'll wait until I'll tell my age when Vogue gets her results.
yeah fine whatever Joe oh actually Joe you should do it too for fun well no no because already on the outside I now look older than both of you so Christ knows what's going on in the inside well what I will say is that like Joe has a newborn at the moment so his isn't gonna be great because sleeping is like sleeping will change every once you get enough sleep you're really giving your body time to recover and all that kind of stuff so if you sleep a lot you're doing well in life I think we should get Joe tested. Well, you can get an at-home test for £70 and it tells you most of the infections. Really? Yes. Well, the sexual, I'm talking about the STI test here.
Oh, yeah, yeah, sorry. Sorry. Imagine they came back and they're like, well, your molecular age is 35, but you've got syphilis, Joe. What would you do?
You'd be like, I didn't even test for that. It would be embarrassing, wouldn't it? Joe, don't STI shame. No, sorry. I'm not saying it's embarrassing to have syphilis. I'm saying it would be embarrassing given my monogamous state.
Oh, yeah. But I'd say Josie's riding rings around you on the slide.
A hundred percent.
Joanne, have you got this on your whoop? You've got it will tell you how much younger you are. oh really yeah yeah it will tell yeah it does Spenny did it when he was when he's really really fit and he's gotten down to seven years younger than his actual age which is obviously horrifying to me but I'm working on it I'm going to start running a bit more and what's yours does yours tell you yours four years younger
I'm sorry. Now you're bordering on athletic. Like how could you only be four years younger? You barely drink.
To be honest with you, I've become quite a fan of the weekly margaritas. I have. But you know why? Because I decided to myself, even if I'm being insulted by my whoop and my aura, both are equally insulting to me. I don't care because I could walk outside right now on this quiet cul-de-sac that I'm on and get hit by a car.
Bang.
You know? And then I'll say, when I'm up in heaven, I'll say, you should have had that margarita.
Yeah. Obviously now as a, as I said, the proud owner of a 42 year old woman's body, I woke up and immediately was like, got to get tested for the menopause. Let's see where these hormones are lying. Let's crack me open and do a, what do they do in the cars, Jo?
An MOT. MOT.
Open the hood.
See what's going on. Let's crack the hood, Vogue. See what's going on in there. Crack the hood. Check that oil. Make sure that you've got washer fluid where the windscreen wipers are. Yeah.
They're about in the gearbox.
Absolutely. Check those brake pedals. Ha ha.
Yeah. Let's keep hammering this car analogy. It's working for us.
How are the alloys looking? Hmm.
What gear is she in?
Reverse! How did you go? I would say that you have the eggs of an 18 year old. I'm just going to go with it.
Well, I am fertile. I think I'm lacking in progesterone. Which one's that now? You're having a clue. Estrogen. No, I have estrogen.
Okay, I think that's the one more important.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic of this episode?
0:02–1:08
2
How are biological ages determined?
1:08–5:02
3
What should women know about menopause?
5:02–7:58
4
How can women prepare for menopause?
7:58–11:12
5
What are the myths around menopause?
11:12–14:38
6
How do men's and women's aging processes differ?
14:38–21:03